Kissing butt with a grin {Prank, Open}

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  • Hyde sat on a high hill hiding from sight. The scarred leader hide his snickers and waited, the first person he saw he'd drop a large eaten deer body on them or near them. Hopefully this would earn him a good spook and a laugh.


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  • Hyde grinned before tossing the rugged corpse at the child from above with a snarky laugh booming out. He wasn't much of a good guy but he didn't see where he threw exactly but he knew it was close. Thanks to alcohol he was a loose shot but still fun anyway.


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    [fancypost bgcolor=; border: 0px solid white; width: 450px; text-align: justify; height: auto; font-size: 8pt; line-height: 130%; margin-top: -8px][hr]Tootsweets had heard the screaming and had come to investigate, she watched the feline dash back towards camp but she was more curious about the deer that had fallen near him. Sniffing the carcass as she stood there the eastern dragon took a sniff of it and then a small bit from the area to try and gather details on what had happened and why it had fallen. It tasted hours gone and smelt as if someone had meddled with it and the scent was nearby. Following the trail that the deer carried she slithered up the hill, her nose to the ground and blue eyes trained focused ahead of her as she proceeded to walk up the hill, and looked up as she spotted the canine and tilted her head. "Toot! What are you doing up here? And was that you with the deer?" she asked looking down below at the deer and back at Hyde with more curiosity in her blue eyes.



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  • [fancypost borderwidth=0px; overflow: auto; height:300px; width: 350px; color: lightgrey;]Runningkit had heard Briarpaw's squeal, and had come running over here. That is, until the apprentice dashed right back off towards camp. Runningkit halted and frowned as he watched the other leave, before following after Tootsweets. "Um... hello?" The tabby squeaked out, staring at the wolf from behind Toot.[/fancypost]
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  • Hyde busted out into loud laughter, he barely heard the dragon. "Here cuz I wanna sweetie~" he cooed tongue flopping out with a sneer. He glanced at Runningkit and snorted. "What this clan be? Bucha' kids?" he asked standing up somewhat unsteady. Drunk, well yeah. He was a pirate and what was more stereotypical?


    /I feel a mixture a bad and pure laughter from scaring Briarpaw-/


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    [fancypost bgcolor=; border: 0px solid white; width: 450px; text-align: justify; height: auto; font-size: 8pt; line-height: 130%; margin-top: -8px][hr]Looking even more confused than she was before she took a few moments to think about this and looked back at him when she had more questions. "Sure but what was the point of dropping the dead deer body near him? And where are you from?" she asked again, before hearing him speak again in response to Runningkit, though not picking that up. "I'm not a kid. I'm just new to being a part of a clan?" Tootsweets spoke, feeling a bit sad inside that he thought she was a kid, as she hadn't noticed Runningkit following behind her and had forgotten that he had spoken in the midst of all of this.



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  • [fancypost borderwidth=0px; overflow: auto; height:300px; width: 350px; color: lightgrey;]"No! We have big, strong warriors here, too!" Runningkit said defensively, puffing his chest out.[/fancypost]
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  • "Mister Hyde, Or Captain Hyde. Whatever ya want!~" he chirped ignoring the other questions. The scarred leader laughed at the kit, his bass voice trembling in his chest. "Yeah, I'm ssooo scared kid." he growled a grin breaking his lips.


  • [fancypost borderwidth=0px; overflow: auto; height:300px; width: 350px; color: lightgrey;]"You better be!" Runningkit exclaimed. "Or else Beetlestar and the other will kick your butt!"[/fancypost]
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  • "Aw~ You think you puny leader can take me on?" he asked standing up. The Wolfdog dwarfed the kit for sure but he was showing off his scars more. "You don't get scars like these for being a sissy~" he hummed proudly.


  • [fancypost borderwidth=0px; overflow: auto; height:300px; width: 350px; color: lightgrey;]"Yeah, he-he could!" Runningkit nodded. "He isn't scared of nobody!"[/fancypost]
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  • "Bet he's scared of dyin'~" cooed the large canine his grin becoming like a gorge on his face. "No one lives forever~" he stated looking back to where Brairpaw had shot off too. "I'll leave you're leader running scared like that puny apprentice there." he barked with a strong chuckle mixed in.


  • [fancypost borderwidth=0px; overflow: auto; height:300px; width: 350px; color: lightgrey;]"He's got nine lives!" Runningkit continued on, tail flicking. He was trying his hardest to be threatening here. "He's not scared of dying!"[/fancypost]
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  • "Oh!~ Spooky Scary~" he cooed mockingly. "Everyone dies eventually." he stated with a snort before turning. "Gonna take m' leave now. Seeing as there's not much to mess with now." he said before digging something out of his teeth and flicking it to the side. The Skulls leader wandered off, not to concerned by anything else.


  • [fancypost borderwidth=0px;][justify]Beetlestar arrived just as Hyde was leaving. He rolled his eyes, looking down at Runningkit with a grin on his face. The tom had managed to catch the very last bit of their conversation, and he had to say, this kid had some spunk. Some huge dog just got told off by a kit.


    "Eh, Runningkit, don't bother with that guy anymore, got it?" he meowed, half of a chuckle slipping out from his stern tone of voice. "All bark, no bite. Smelled like anti-clan, but for an anti-clanner, he sure wasn't too harsh. Guy was nicer than Boob for StarClan's sake."


    The tom looked over at the huge corpse that they now had the luck of dealing with. If he had left the meat on it, things would have worked out alright. But they now had a skeleton in their territory, and it didn't look too welcoming just sitting there. No doubt it could freak out kits if they happened to be out of camp. Which they shouldn't be to begin with. At least Runningkit was a cloverguard, though.


    "Now we just gotta get this thing outta here." He looked up to Tootsweets. She was by far the biggest CloverClanner. "Do you think you can manage to take it somewhere outside of our territory?"


  • [fancypost borderwidth=0px; overflow: auto; height:300px; width: 350px; color: lightgrey;]If Runningkit had heard Beetlestar's thoughts, he'd be proud. But of course he didn't, and only relaxed whenever the SkullClanner left. "Got it," Runningkit simply nodded at Beetlestar.[/fancypost]
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