Death by mullet [open chat]

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    So pretty much the goal of this thread is to chat here
    Become best friends forever with me and others
    Avoid mullets at all cost
    Disappear into the sunset riding a horse together
    Pretty simple
    If you do it all then you get a bag of bubblegum from Walmart
    But if you're picky then just tell me what you would prefer to have instead
    NOW START YOU BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE



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    Nice to meet you too!
    On a side note
    Call me Emmy
    *le fancy bow*


    And people are not allowed to do the macarena in here!
    Did you not see the sign on the door >:U
    Only The Cupid Shuffle is acceptable
    NOW LEAVE OR DO THE CUPID SHUFFLE


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    I went and watched the music video to it
    I don't think I've ever seen something so 80s before xD
    Le me is actually quite surprised I didn't see any mullets in the video
    BEING A REBEL IS BAD
    Look at Katniss
    She rebelled and got tons of people killed
    Same goes with Merida
    She rebelled and turned her mom into a bear
    LEARN YOUR LESSON



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    LOL, I know it's pretty great and of course there aren't. I wouldn't deem it superior if it had mullets!


    Oh man. Can't argue that logic I suppose

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    [fancypost borderwidth=0px; padding:0px; width:488px; color:black; font-size:8pt; text-align:justify; margin-top:3px;font-family:trebuchet ms;]hnng sorry I'm late Emmy
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    I HAVE TO STOP YOU THERE AXEL
    I'm calling you Axel now because your avvie reminds me of Axel from KH
    I HAVE TO STOP YOU THERE AXEL


    This is Sunny
    I guess she is half rabbit or something
    She doesn't have a mullet
    And she drinks Sprite and Smarties
    It's going to be a hard thing to accept but we can pretend she doesn't drink Sprite or eat Smarties
    Lastly
    She lives in a basement that is fab


    I can't really introduce Sunny to Axel though
    I know he thinks the electric slide is swagalicious
    Even though deep in his heart he knows that The Cupid Shuffle prevails


    I can't really do that for Smores either
    I know that she thinks the macarena is swagalicious
    Even though deep in her heart he knows that The Cupid Shuffle prevails


    *hands Axel the microphone*


    Introduce yourself fool


    AND SMORES CAN DO IT TOO
    Your username reminds me of Smores
    . . .
    Obviously
    SO INTRODUCE YOURSELVES FOOLS




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    We are waiting for you to give an amazing intro c:




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    so uhh


    well, i'm smol, but call me snek or pan c:
    i love animals n sleeping and friends, friends are nice
    i guess that's it??


    /sinks to the ground
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    Oh man, introducing myself
    I suck at introductions
    Apparently my name's Axel now
    I love to eat berries
    Dancing alone in my house is pretty cool
    If I got caught I wouldnt care
    Actually I would
    And I wish I could rhyme
    All the time

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    *notices you rhymed*


    *dies from excitement*


    THANK YOU AXEL AND SMORES!
    I too love dancing in my house
    But there are requirements
    No pants
    And it must be Katy Perry
    THIS IS HOW WE DO YEA CHILLIN LAID BACK YEA THIS IS HOW WE DO DO DO DO WFEGQQEGWFWQREFSAWD THIS IS HOW WE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    I also love animals
    My dogs are so cute cx
    ALL DOGS ARE CUTE
    What am I saying
    Don't like cats that much
    They aren't very fun >:U


    MY TURN FOR AN INTRO!
    Okay okay okay okay


    *grabs microphone*


    UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM . . . . . . .
    . . . . . . .
    I'm not very good at introductions either . . .
    Le me is Emmy
    I fucking love rainbows
    Gravity Falls is my shit
    Fan fictions make me uncomfortable
    It's 12:10 and I should be asleep
    I can make a joke out of almost everything
    Toilets are not included either
    I like gardening and reading
    I am currently reading the sequel to Alice In Wonderland
    A couple of days ago I finished reading the original Wizard Of Oz AND IT'S SEQUEL
    The sequel ending was really really weird xD
    AND THAT IS THE STORY OF ME


    So
    Are we all best stranger friends now?
    Or are there still questions?



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    [fancypost borderwidth=0px; padding:0px; width:488px; color:black; font-size:8pt; text-align:justify; margin-top:3px;font-family:trebuchet ms;]Wonderful introductions my fellow stranger friends
    And FRICKIN HELL EMMY DON'T HATE ON THE SPRITE AND SMARTIES
    And fyi I no longer eat smarties or drink sprite. Soda is now a scarce thing in my house and I got bored of the smarties and have turned to cereal.


    SECOND OF ALL YOU SOUND LIKE YOU ARE INSULTING MY HALF BUNNY SIDE AND I AM GREATLY OFFENDED [not cx]


    I'd like to introduce myself as myself now.
    Hello there smol and and damian
    Smol I will call you Bean
    bc when i think someone is adorable I call them a smol bean
    so you are Bean.
    And Damian I will call you...
    I...
    SCOTCH
    BC I DIDN'T JUST RANDOMLY LOOK AT MY SCOTCH TAPE AND DECIDE TO CALL YOU SCOTCH
    Also for my real introduction.
    Hello I am Marion, but all my friends call me Suni [or Sunny sometimes] bc that was my previous name.
    I'm half bunny, half kawaii, and a quarter of the powerpuff girls
    I am an anime and cartoon nerd.
    And yes I do live in a basement but I don't really think it's fab [only Emmy thinks that tbh]
    also don't tell anyone but i'm secretly a spy
    i have an army
    of bunnies
    yep i'm that cool, pls don't faint from the coolness


    i'm very fashionably late but i have been too lazy to get on my computer lmao


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    [justify] [size=9pt] [color=MintCream] /faints from coolness
    what you gonna do, huh, punk?
    lmao jk


    we're all friends now, wether you like it or not


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    Super stranger friends
    SSF
    It sounds cool when it's apart but when you slap it together it sounds like a sunscreen
    Or an insane cult that kills butterflies to the Disney Gods or something
    I LIKE IT
    Let's just not say SSF


    What am I going to do about it?
    Well
    I can give you all anniversary gifts
    Or wedding gifts
    But the gift must contain something with a Z
    All other letters are irrelevant
    BUT
    If you want to fight to the death over it then fine


    *hands hunting knives around*


    Remember kids
    Always go for the most exposed part


    ALSO
    Now that Sunny has given up Sprite and Smarties we can live in peace
    AND GO TO RESTAURANTS AND STUFF C:



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    i forgot to tell you to never trust me with a knife
    i could accidentally stab someone
    or break things
    cut fabric and make awesome costumes for everyone
    y'know


    owo how dare you faint from the coolness bean
    it is such a tragedy
    my bunnies should lock you up
    but i will spare you
    go in peace my super stranger friend


    YES I WANNA GO TO A RESTAURANT
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