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    [fancypost borderwidth=0px; width: 450px; text-align: justify; font-size: 11px; line-height: 11px; letter-spacing: -0.2px;]this is all so perfect i'm scr eaminG

    [fancypost borderwidth=0; width: 400px; text-align: center; font-family: arial; font-size: 9px; margin-top: -15px; letter-spacing: 2px;][hr][hr][/fancypost][fancypost borderwidth=0px; width: 400px; font-size: 8pt; font-family: arial;]and like Dex is like lowkey terrified of scary Hoku
    And like gets all quiet like muttering
    "Yeah yeah whatever..."
    As a apology
    And like just tries to make it up to him by bein a good queen

    [fancypost borderwidth=0px; width: 450px; text-align: justify; font-size: 11px; line-height: 11px; letter-spacing: -0.2px;]andy will high-key be nervous around scary hoku
    but will just be his sarcastic self
    bc that's how he deals with every emotion he feels

    [fancypost borderwidth=0; width: 400px; text-align: center; font-family: arial; font-size: 9px; margin-top: -15px; letter-spacing: 2px;][hr][hr][/fancypost][fancypost borderwidth=0px; width: 400px; font-size: 8pt; font-family: arial;]andy be too cute to handle
    and then there's Dex
    Who handles emotion by smoking
    And blowing it in people's faces.

    [fancypost borderwidth=0px; width: 450px; text-align: justify; font-size: 11px; line-height: 11px; letter-spacing: -0.2px;]andy is the epitome of "five feet and two inches of sass and sarcasm"
    just add some "grim" and "broken" into the pot and you've got andy arler


    omg dex you lil shit
    i'm cryin g

    honestly though man Hokulani will be the living embodiment of terror cause Hokulani can be scary asf if he wants too
    like with a single stare he can make someone terrified of him in a matter of seconds
    Hokulani will show the two of them equal amount of love man like literally all the love


    OOOOOOOOO
    I've been thinking like what if the three of them went out to like a bar and Hokulani is in the middle of the two of them, Andy and Dex on either side of him. you know being the king of his lil freaking ass hoes and being just flirty with the two of them.
    but like what if some guy just comes by and tries to flirt with either Andy or dex, or even both of them and like Hokulani is just glaring at this dude like "why the f.uck are you flirting with my Queen and princess"
    and he just sorta shows the guy who's in charge and points out the bites and hickies he made on both of their necks and is just like "They've already been claimed, so I suggest you find someone else to bother~"

    [fancypost borderwidth=0; width: 400px; text-align: center; font-family: arial; font-size: 9px; margin-top: -15px; letter-spacing: 2px;][hr][hr][/fancypost][fancypost borderwidth=0px; width: 400px; font-size: 8pt; font-family: arial;]sure it'll take some time for Dex to share his toys,
    but he'll grow to love his baby


    but bruh
    that is the perfect plot
    and like dex being the little sh.it he is
    would try to annoy hoku by slyly flirting back
    and just like
    chuckle happily when hoku get's possessive and looks back to him like
    "maybe you should remind me who claimed me~"

    [fancypost borderwidth=0px; width: 450px; text-align: justify; font-size: 11px; line-height: 11px; letter-spacing: -0.2px;]i love hokulani so much the big ole scary lug


    omG YE s like maybe two guys come up to them and one of them starts flirting with dex and the other with andy and hoku just wraps his arms around them and glares at the two men like "wtf do you think you're dong, these babes are mine, gtfo, find some other hoes" pointedly looking at the hickies on his queen's and princess' necks i love thiS


    oh goodness gracious guardian i love dex so much
    andy would just be the opposite like he'd just sit there trying to tell the guy to gtf away from him bc he's taken and would just be super sarcastic to the guy like "you want to get out of here?? well there's the door, gtf away from me"


    oka y so what if andy and dex just get into an argument and andy storms out and while he's storming down the sidewalk at like one in the morning some arse that used to be one of andy's regular customers pulls him into an alleyway and andy being as pissed as he is just goes ahead and does it with the guy for some mons and later hoku finds him at a cafe and they go back home and then hoku or dex finds the wad of cash and are like "where tf did you get this andy" and dramA

    [fancypost borderwidth=0; width: 400px; text-align: center; font-family: arial; font-size: 9px; margin-top: -15px; letter-spacing: 2px;][hr][hr][/fancypost][fancypost borderwidth=0px; width: 400px; font-size: 8pt; font-family: arial;]OMF YAS DRAMAAAAAA
    Dex wouldn't care tbh he'd just be like
    rolling in them cash
    until he finds out where andy got it and he'd just be like
    "oooooo you're in troubleeeeee!"

    [fancypost borderwidth=0px; width: 450px; text-align: justify; font-size: 11px; line-height: 11px; letter-spacing: -0.2px;]and this customer could be like really rich and andy is his fave so he could've given andy like four hundred pounds so dex would just be like "ooOH MONEy"
    and then dex would find out and omG guardy i'm de Ad


    "ooooh you're in troouubblleeeee" "shut up you shirt-tart"


    what would hoku do thO

    [fancypost borderwidth=0; width: 400px; text-align: center; font-family: arial; font-size: 9px; margin-top: -15px; letter-spacing: 2px;][hr][hr][/fancypost][fancypost borderwidth=0px; width: 400px; font-size: 8pt; font-family: arial;]sh.it-tART OMF MARSY I'M DYNIG BRUH
    but yeah dex would just be like
    "bi.tches we should go out and get drunk and get more toyssssssss."
    but like then they might start fighting again like
    "stfu you sl.ut. at least i'm loyal."

    [fancypost borderwidth=0px; width: 450px; text-align: justify; font-size: 11px; line-height: 11px; letter-spacing: -0.2px;]that's andy's go-to insult "you shit-tart"
    omg andy wouldn't even know what to say
    like he would just mumble curse words and flip him off and be like "i was pissed and it's what i do best what can i say i got a lotta money and i don't see you getting that much so stfu"

    [fancypost borderwidth=0; width: 400px; text-align: center; font-family: arial; font-size: 9px; margin-top: -15px; letter-spacing: 2px;][hr][hr][/fancypost][fancypost borderwidth=0px; width: 400px; font-size: 8pt; font-family: arial;]oooooooo
    ooOOOOOOOO OMF
    HE DIDN'T GO THERE O NO HE DID NOT
    OMF MARSY
    LIKE YOU ARE TALKING TO AN EX SLUT
    BRUH
    LIKE DEX WOULD FEEL LIKE HE NEEDS TO DEFEND HIMSELF LIKE
    *sputters out words*
    "yeah whatever man..."

    [fancypost borderwidth=0px; width: 450px; text-align: justify; font-size: 11px; line-height: 11px; letter-spacing: -0.2px;]andy crosses at least five lines a day
    so yes, he did go there biTCH
    andy would just smirk and do the little sassy hip thing and head tilt like "gotcha bitch" he always goes too far tbh he's a professional at taking things too far when it comes to verbal insults and shit

    [fancypost borderwidth=0; width: 400px; text-align: center; font-family: arial; font-size: 9px; margin-top: -15px; letter-spacing: 2px;][hr][hr][/fancypost][fancypost borderwidth=0px; width: 400px; font-size: 8pt; font-family: arial;]and like
    dex would just growl and just roll his eyes like
    "i don't need strangers money to know i'm better at sex than you, idiot."
    but like
    he's really flustered bc damn this boy got FOUR HUNDRED DOLLARS FOR HIS A.SS WUT

    [fancypost borderwidth=0px; width: 450px; text-align: justify; font-size: 11px; line-height: 11px; letter-spacing: -0.2px;]ooooOOH burnn
    andy's smirk would immediately turn into a frown and he'd just storm off purposely bumping into dex's side and slam the door on his way out and be like "keep the money" and then mutter something like "you could never get that much money in one night" when he's out the door
    there's gonna be so much storming out omg

    [fancypost borderwidth=0; width: 400px; text-align: center; font-family: arial; font-size: 9px; margin-top: -15px; letter-spacing: 2px;][hr][hr][/fancypost][fancypost borderwidth=0px; width: 400px; font-size: 8pt; font-family: arial;]ooooo damn
    and like
    dex would try to stop him like
    "where do you think you're going?"
    but like gets a door slammed in his face
    and poor hoku just there like
    "wut are these hoes doing."
    jk idk what he'd do

    when Hokulani sees the jealousness of dex
    at first he'll make sure that he's not jealous for long and or when he's having a jealous moment he just comes up to him and holds him close and just kisses his forehead "you'll always be my queen~"


    yo yes that be so amazing like ugh
    Hokulani will just smirk but also be super turned on
    like fr fr he's just like grabbing his inner thigh
    "maybe I will~"


    freaking yes man I was hoping you guys would love the idea cause
    I'm in love with it so much and Hokulani will just purr at his two love
    and if the two guys don't get the picture cause there thinking
    "you can't have two b.itches" and Hokulani starts to get mad
    cause he just wants to have a nice night with his princess and queen without some assholes flirting with the two of them so he just gives both of them a super hot kiss and growls at the guys
    "I can and I do. these two aren't for you and I suggest you get out of here before I make you" and just growls at them ugh freaking loving ittttttttt


    omfg dude yes I'm loving that idea
    and like Hokulani is just p.issed off that that happened
    that would be the point where all the anger and jealousy
    gets to Hokulani and he can't take it anymore and is like
    "really? wtf this sh.it has to stop its getting to be to much"
    and just stays mad for a while and the money bro
    he'd be surprise with how much money he got but would not be happy about it
    and if that guy comes around again he'd end up punching him in the face cause no one f.ucks his princess but him so


    HOKULANI IS JUST GOING TO EXPLODE WITH ALL THE YELLING
    he's going to end up picking up Andy and taking him and placing him on one end of the room
    goes and picks up dex and takes him and puts him on the other side of the room
    "you guys can't leave that spot till you guys calm down." and it's like serious cause he can't take all the yelling
    "YOU GUYS ARE ACTING LIKE CHILDREN"

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    for a moment he isn't jealous and he's happy having andy around and he's all happy to be the queen
    and like has his moment's of nice towards andy


    omf omf and like
    dex would just shoot him a sly grin and grind in his hand like
    "maybe you should~"


    yyeeeee and like dex just sticks his tongue out at the dudes like
    "sorry, this hoe be taken."


    poor hoku
    like he has to deal with two yapping dogs and like
    it would be perfect like
    stubborn bois just standing in the corner like
    "imma apologize when he apologizes."