you're no good for me — skype chat au

[fancypost bgcolor=; border: 0px solid white; width: 440px; text-align: justify; height: auto; font-size: 8pt; line-height: 137%; margin-top: -5px;]egyptton: hey there
egyptton: bae is playing with glowsticks and i can't sleep either
egyptton: i am currently hiding under the covers hoping he doesn't notice i'm awake
egyptton: damn though that sounds hard? good thing i never went to school hahaaaaaa
egyptton: fuckkkkkk my lifeeeeeee

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His Royal Glowness: what are you doing, babe?
His Royal Glowness: birds in the attic? kill it

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[fancypost bgcolor=; border: 0px solid white; width: 440px; text-align: justify; height: auto; font-size: 8pt; line-height: 137%; margin-top: -5px;]egyptton: fuck he noticed
egyptton: i'm uh
egyptton: uh
egyptton: okay not gonna lie i was watching you rave in the corner with your glowsticks
egyptton: do you really feel the need to buy like sixty of those

Snango: He NEEDS them
Snango: He injects them into his veins so he gets his glowiness ok

spookyscaryskele: why the hell was I invited into this chat
spookyscaryskele: what the hell is a glowstick

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cheatingatart: whoa
cheatingatart: I totally forgot who you all are, unh
cheatingatart: are those new nicknames??
cheatingatart: is everything alright? this isn't one of those group chats that announces that someone's dead, right? those are kinda scary.
[size=3pt]#RegenerationOfMarcusRandell

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spookyscaryskeles: yes it is
spookyscaryskeles: i died
spookyscaryskeles: but i came back haha you fuckers thought i was gone
spookyscaryskeles: sNas
spookyscaryskeles: sango fucking calls me that

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twintowers: oh hey another one of these
twintowers: haha last time i was in a group chat i ended up making a bunch of terrible puns i think i got banned
twintowers: hey radio hey set hey people i don't know
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spookyscaryskele: PEOPLE CALL ME SNANS TOO I DONT FUCKING GET IT
spookyscaryskele: heh, that seems pretty punny
spookyscaryskele: i don't think you deserved such a harsh punishment

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[fancypost borderwidth=0; width: 400px; text-align: justify; line-height: 1; font-family: trebuchet ms; font-size: 8pt; MARGIN-TOP: -10PX;]▶ daddyslilmonster has logged on
daddyslilmonster has changed his name to artlollipop

[b]arty: ...
arty: oops

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general&& artpop donatella | cis male | homosexual, hypersexual | drag queen | silver siberian husky | diamond-blue eyes | leather bracelets on forelimbs | wears eyeliner on his lower lids | glamour obsessed | singer | flamboyant | rude | textbook definition of hoe | usually covered in silver glitter | two silver loops in his left ear | voice reference | theme song

interaction&& medium difficulty | fights with a bedazzled switchblade | all free powers | glittery pink blood/spit/tears | attack in [color=lightpink]bolded lightpink or risk being accidentally ignored | ALL IC OPINIONS FOREVER | powerplay is acceptable for affectionate / non-harming actions | pm for plot

other&& based on every lady gaga song ever

Snango: I think we can all agree
Snango: Snans and Art have a few fetishes we can talk about

spookyscaryskele: snango... is that
spookyscaryskele: is that our ship name
spookyscaryskele: i don't have a daddy kink omfg grillby called me daddy once and i rAN
spookyscaryskele: plUS HE WAS A DUDE AND I TOTALLY DON'T FUCK DUDES

[fancypost bgcolor=transparent; border: 0px solid black; color: white; font-family: segoe ui; text-align: left; font-size: 10pt; padding-left: 65px;]Am I the Only one I Know[/fancypost][fancypost bgcolor=transparent; border: 0px solid black; font-family: georgia; text-align: center; color: #000000; font-size: 40pt; margin-top: -5px; letter-spacing: 4px]Sango Kagamine[/fancypost][fancypost bgcolor=transparent; border: 0px solid black; color: white; font-family: segoe ui; text-align: right; font-size: 10pt; padding-right: 65px; margin-top: -2px;]Waging my wars behind my Face and above my Throat [/fancypost][fancypost bgcolor=transparent; border-top: 1px solid white; border-left: 0px solid black; border-right: 0px solid black; border-bottom: 0px solid black; text-align: justify; font-family: segoe ui; color: white; width: 410px; margin-top: -3px;]

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Snango: Omg no I just couldn't think of anything and ripped off ur nickname
Snango: u rlly wanna fuck luc tho aha

spookyscaryskele: i think u just want me sango
spookyscaryskele: haha fuck off
spookyscaryskele: im not the one who has a ship name as my user
spookyscaryskele: sango wants to fuck me sango wants to fuck me

[fancypost bgcolor=transparent; border: 0px solid black; color: white; font-family: segoe ui; text-align: left; font-size: 10pt; padding-left: 65px;]Am I the Only one I Know[/fancypost][fancypost bgcolor=transparent; border: 0px solid black; font-family: georgia; text-align: center; color: #000000; font-size: 40pt; margin-top: -5px; letter-spacing: 4px]Sango Kagamine[/fancypost][fancypost bgcolor=transparent; border: 0px solid black; color: white; font-family: segoe ui; text-align: right; font-size: 10pt; padding-right: 65px; margin-top: -2px;]Waging my wars behind my Face and above my Throat [/fancypost][fancypost bgcolor=transparent; border-top: 1px solid white; border-left: 0px solid black; border-right: 0px solid black; border-bottom: 0px solid black; text-align: justify; font-family: segoe ui; color: white; width: 410px; margin-top: -3px;]

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Snango: no thank u gaywad
Snango: u couldn't ever beat Dea tho if u kno what I mean
Snango: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Snango: U fukkin tell him his gay Cedar