my heart is gold — o, joke competition

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    [fancypost bgcolor=; borderwidth=0px; bordercolor=; color: white; text-transform: lowercase ;width: 375px;][justify][size=7pt]Pas sighed inwardly. This was her weekly task, and the kitten had nothing better to do. She found a spot near the camp around others, with plently of space. She looked around before speaking up. "Er, joke comp! Whoever is the funniest gets a small amount of silver!" She flicked her ears. Hannah had no use for silver, really.

    [align=center][fancypost bgcolor=; border:0px; color:white; font-family:georgia; font-size: 18pt; width:410px; text-shadow:0pt 0pt 10pt grey]❧ — i don't drink or swear
    i get ill off of one cigarette !
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    [fancypost borderwidth=0; width: 450px; font-family: arial; font-size: 9px; margin-top: -15px; letter-spacing: 2px;][color=lightgrey]WISTERIAPAW — BLIZZARDCLAN — PALADIN — [abbr=eight moons, domestic feline, somewhat medium, elemental powers (getting better), conjuration, bond w ghostpaw, no kill / pm for capture]HOVER FOR TAGS[/abbr][/fancypost][fancypost borderwidth=0; width: 450px; font-size:8pt; text-align: justify]wisteriapaw trotted over, brainstorming jokes. she, nor her rper, had jokes appropriate for her personality. so they just stood by, tail waving towards the smaller fem, as her rper had to look up a joke.

    [align=center][fancypost borderwidth=0;color:#B6D8C0;font-size:20pt;letter-spacing:-2px][font=georgia]A TINCTURE OF MEMORIES[/fancypost][fancypost borderwidth=0; width: 330px; color:#ECDBBC;font-size:8pt;margin-top:-9px;letter-spacing: 0px; line-height: 98%;][font=arial][justify]The literal exact same went for Tama. Tohsaka couldn't exactly think of jokes but.. She could think of funny insults! Tama, on the other hand, didn't seem as much so.


    / aaah rushed

    [fancypost borderwidth=0; width: 475px; text-align: justify; font-size: 11px]Margaery's joke was a little bit of a complicated one. It required somebody to go before her, as it wouldn't truly be humorous without it. That was why she remained silent and situated herself besides Tama, a warm smile shot in the leader's direction.


    MOBILE TAGS

    ain't backing down from a fight
    might just die tonight ☆    [i]




    Steam rushed over in a tracking post, large eyes wide with excitement. "Oh oh! I have one!" She blurt out as her roleplayer quickly thought of the most recent joke she heard. "What do you call someone who farts by themselves?" Holding in a laugh, the child couldn't help but snort. [i]"A private tooter."



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    [fancypost borderwidth=0pt; width: 450px; margin-top: -10px;][justify][font=verdana][size=8]A joking contest? Hell fucking yes. Helix was the master of jokes, self proclaimed but he still counted that. They were also rhe cheesiest jokes ever, so he would probably lose but whatever. "I for su-sure will be oar-participating," he said with a smile.


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    [fancypost bgcolor=; borderwidth=0px; bordercolor=; text-transform: lowercase ;width: 375px;][justify][size=8]— Pas would smile politely at all of them, then look at Steam. It hasn't started yet. She would say, knitting her metaphorical eyebrows together. Pastelpaw did think that joke was sort of funny, in a cheesy way. She would look at everyone and nod. This isn't going to be very organized, She muttered. But, uh, who'd like to go first? Pas had no idea what she was doing.

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    [b]"your mom."     Kylo would whisper, running past and making no sign that he was going to join the competition. Then he was gone, a faint breeze blowing where he had once been. If you listened closely, you could hear a faint cackling somewhere in the distance.


    ///i'm sORRY I HAD TO
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    [size=6pt]★ trek


    (Quoting this and posting in a minute)

    [fancypost bgcolor=; borderwidth=0px; bordercolor=; text-transform: lowercase ;width: 375px;][justify][size=8]— What the *? The child exclaimed, watching the older male run off into the distance. She huffed, though Hannah was dying at that moment.

    [fancypost bgcolor= transparent; border: 2px solid black; height: 240px; width: 200px; margin-left: 0px; margin-top: 2px; background:url(http://25.media.tumblr.com/f93…tve3i1qkvue8o1_r1_250.gif);][fancypost bgcolor= transparent; border: 0px solid transparent; height: 244px; width: 300px; font-family: georgia; color: black; margin-left: 225px; opacity: 1; overflow: auto; margin-top: -7px; #latias! ; font-size: 8pt]"sing little hummingbird, hum no more"


    Jokes? Oh, uh, she wasn't very good at those. Well, she could try at least, right? No pain no gain! Oh gosh, this wouldn't actually hurt, would it? She certainly hoped not. "Um, I'll be participating!" Latias chimed in, wings wiggling as she zipped over, smiling.



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