The Weirdest Cat in the World

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    Okay, I have to have the weirdest cat in the world...


    When she grooms herself, instead of lifting one leg over her head and bending her back to lick under her tail, she sits up like a human! I even caught her licking her belly and paws while sitting like that.
    She carries pens around in her mouth like a dog carries a stick.
    She dumps over our bathroom garbage cans to steal the Q-tips.
    She steals my baby brother's binkies, runs off, and finds somewhere nice to sit and suck on them.
    Don't believe me?




    Can anyone top my cat's weirdness?

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    WEll, my cat fetches like a dog with only this pink ball.
    He is mean the whole day until it is midnight.
    He chases dogs.
    He is a catnip addict
    He eats lizards.
    And he tips anything off of our counters.


    I'd post pictures if I could, but IDK....

    My cat thinks he's a dog. :P When he hears our footsteps heading for the door, he beats us there and is going 'BOW! BOW!' when we're there. We have to drag him away from the door.
    He loves water.
    He eats the dog food.
    He chases the ping-pong balls.

    <blockquote>My cat {or one of them} has, like, obsessive compulsive eating disorder. He's really old, so he can't chew his food properly, so he has to eat this soft stuff. When he eats the hard stuff - which his grand daughter eats - he pukes. He's been stealing the hard food for years, and pukes every time, and still doesn't get it.


    He's over 100 in cat years {23 years old!}, which must be, what, the oldest cat alive? xD


    He falls asleep in my horse's feed bins.


    He can open closed, unlocked doors with his paw; if it's one of the rod-handled doors, he'll bring the handle down with his paw, and if it's a knob, then he'll squeeze his paw into the crack and pull until it slides open.


    He starts yowling in the middle of the night, for no apparently reason, and sounds like a very temperamental baby.


    The last time he brought me a "little gift", it was two dead pigeons and a squirrel, all of which he left in the shower.</blockquote>
    ... Anyone weirded out yet?

    He's INSANE.


    Oh, and I forgot to add that once he actually started foaming at the mouth. It was quite unnerving.

    Well, my cat is:
    belimic
    squeaks instead of meows
    Chases laser beams from a seemingly harmless cat toy
    Hates being picked up
    Will bite you, or throw up on you if you try to pet her stomach
    Stands on her hind legs.


    Beat that.

    My sister thinks I am the most insane cat owner in the world. You don't even want to know what I did with our first cat.


    Let's just say it involved a train set, a motorized engine, and a very excitable feline. XD

    I think cats worldwide hate being petted on their stomach. xD Boyboy'll puke or bite, too, or sometimes he'll just sit on you, which is just as bad.

    Lol, I did that too. They also hate it when you rub their fur the wrong way or shoot rubber bands at them.


    Cats are no fun. :(


    I thought I had you beat until you mentioned standing on hind legs.




    RAVEN !? wrote:

    I think cats worldwide hate being petted on their stomach. xD Boyboy'll puke or bite, too, or sometimes he'll just sit on you, which is just as bad.


    My cat likes being pet on the stomach!

    Mine does, too. She jumps on stuff to try and get what she wants, and actually jumped up onto a table about a yard off the ground in order to get Catnip.

    I saw this and I immedtely thought of my old cat; Frosty. We had to give him up, he didn't like our small aparment, now he's at a farm.


    Here's a couple of stories about Frosty;
    Sometimes, he'd chatter at a bird or something! Does anyone understand what I mean? He'd just make this horrible chatter sound. I dont know how to explain it.


    He'd go outside, in this giant field-thing. All of a sudden, we'd hear these cats screetching and clawing. My Dad would go and scare of the cats that were beating up Frosty, and then, Frosty would puff up his chest, and prance around the cats, this expresion on his face; "My Daddy's bigger then yours!"


    Here's the best one EVER!
    Halloween, I was out tricker treating with my sister, Frosty snuck out and followed us.
    We got to this house that had a full screen glass door. Frosty decided to go and try to go inside the house. He ran STRAIGHT into the glass door!!!! The poor old lady almost had a heart attack, hearing this giant BOOM! Out of nowhere!
    Now how goofy is that?


    Frosty liked being picked up most of the time, and I had a cat before him that LOVED to be petted on her belly.
    My other cat was werid, He'd pee around the house, so we took him to the farm.
    He was supposed to be a girl, but you could tell he was a Tom, then, at the farm, He had kittens hanging out with him!!! :o


    Any werider stories out there?

    MY cat Max will open the door to ythe cages that hold my *cough* rodents, *cough* and sticks his paw into the cage, and then takes the rat- RODENTS by the tail and starts grooming them. Grooming or Tasting, I really don't know...

    My cat has a potato fetish... He'd lick them for hours if he could... It's kind of creepy, really.

    My cats are perfectly normal. All nine of em. :3 (well, not so sure about three of em quite yet as they're only about a week old rofl)


    Well, actually, We do have one that's not so normal. Catty-Lee's afraid of kids.


    One of my old cats (RIP, Scooter... :'() thought he was a human. :P He slept like one, he talked a little bit (like 'mama' [which sounded like "my-my"] and 'I love you' [ar-ar-roo]... hahaha I wonder how cats do that?) haha the only thing he didn't try to do was walk like a human.

    oh my gosh that funny! I'm rotfl!!!! ;) ;D
    I mean the cat talking, thats cool! Mine liked to sleep on my bed, but I had alergies and almost coughed up a hairball once.lol! :D

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