[fancypost bgcolor=; border: 0px solid white; text-align: justify; width: 350px;] Dirk Strider, after probably ten thousand years of being unemployed and only living off of his older brother's money, had gotten a job. Granted, it was only part-time and he still mooched off of his millionaire of a sibling, but it was still a job. He now painfully understood why Jake always got home to their shared apartment exhausted, though Jake did run three jobs.
With a yawn, he unlocked the front door and entered their apartment, rubbing at his eyes. He took off his ridiculous triangular shades and set them down on the coffee table on his way into the living room, then promptly and gracefully flopped down on the couch. Screw the bedroom. Also, it was not graceful in the slightest. He looked like a swan with broken wings when he flopped down.
He idly wondered if his fiance was home yet, though he probably was. Perhaps doing something in their bedroom, like reading. He didn't know. He almost considered going to ask him for some after-work cuddles like the stupid sap he was, but he decided against it, instead letting his tangerine eyes fall close gently.
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