Yet ANOTHER reason not to date a felon [open]

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    HELLO STRANGERS
    This is me and Wren's chat thread
    And you are welcome to join!
    There is an ancient ritual before you're actually in though
    We'll get to that later
    Despite the title we will not be talking about felons
    Probably xD
    AND A free can of Lysol to anyone who joins!


    *waits for swarms of people*


    *starts gathering cans of Lysol*


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    WREN
    I need two of your opinions here


    First


    What do you think of my new fancy?
    Should I keep it or use the old one?


    Second


    What do you think of this threads name?
    I can think of three reasons not to date a felon



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    I would call it Emmy and Wren's fantastic, amazing, epic, astonishing, astounding, surprising, stunning, staggering, shocking, startling, stupefying, breathtaking, marvelous, wonderful, sensational, outstanding, superb, super, excellent, first-rate, first-class, dazzling, out of this world thread!


    EWFAEAASSSSSSBMWSOSSEFFDOT for short
    I think that'd definitely attract people
    But before millions of people come to join us we need party supplies
    And a guest list
    Justin Timberlake is on the top of the list of course



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    Is mayonnaise an instrument?


    You walk into there and your pockets are instantly empty
    So unless you're rich then go for it xD


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    WHEN YOU BECAME A STRIPPER
    YOU MAKE TONS OF MONEY
    JUST SACRIFICE IT FOR THE TEAM WREN
    WE NEED THE SUPPLIES




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    But . . . What if you get caught?
    And thrown in the slammer ;-;



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    People are gonna get fairly suspicious when they see floating party supplies in the room c:



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    Example 1: Light thing



    Lets play a game c:
    Remember that one game that most of the kids played?
    Kiss, Marry, Die
    Let's do that!


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    Okay, of these three people, who you marry, kill, or f*ck?
    I am a lot more extreme.
    hmmmm whooooo
    Dipper, Draco Malfoy, and I dunno if you've played undertale but Sans

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    Dipper is only twelve so I would have to kill him and there is no fucking way I'm doing that xD
    Draco Malfoy I'd totally screw
    Dunno who Sans is


    Do you think we could get in trouble for replacing the kiss with fucking?
    Like
    Someone would report us or some stupid shit .-.


    Justin Timberlake
    Adam Levine
    Pikachu


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    sans is a skeleton man so it would make sense if you wanted to bone him



    Kill Adam Levine. I don't like 'em.
    I'd marry Pikachu, because I'm not into just bestiality.
    But if he were a pokehuman Pikachu, well... I think we both know.
    And that leaves me fucking Justin Timberlake.


    Okay, so...
    I don't know who else...
    Hm...

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    Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
    Bone 'im
    I get it cx


    But . . . Adam Levine is beautiful ;-;


    Think of an actor or a music star
    A character from your favorite book or movie




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