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[fancypost bgcolor=; border: 0px; text-transform: lowercase; color: white; font-size=8pt][justify] Sven had awoke in a coughing fit. he hadn't gotten much sleep the night before, either. he had fallen asleep, mouth open, desperately trying to find an alternative to breathing via his nose. An open mouth didn't work very well, but his only other option would be not to breathe, so he settled apon it.
now, unable to breathe out of his only two optional breathing holes, he gasped for air only for it to be followed by a wheeze or a cough. when he had, for the most part, gained back the ability to breathe, he became annoyed. not that he already wasn't. he wasn't even that concerned- just angry. which is the sven-thing to do.
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