IdleIdol
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chorus: 2016.
chorus: blizzardclan.
Idol: Pardon me, are you Mettaton, sir?
Mettaton: That depends, who's asking?
Idol: O-Oh well, sure, sir!
I'm IdleIdol; I'm at your service, sir!
I have been looking for you.
Mettaton: I'm getting nervous.
Idol: SIR!
I heard your name at Windclan.
I was seeking an accelerated course of study
When I got sort of out of sorts with a buddy of yours.
I may have scratched them; it's a blur, sir.
His name was Rudy?
Mettaton: You scratched my son.
Idol: Y-Yes....I wanted to do what you did!
Become a star and gain some LOVE!
They looked at me like I was crazy;
I'm not crazy.
So how'd you do it?
How'd you become a big star so fast?
Mettaton: It was my creator's final wish before she passed.
Idol:You're an orphan. Of course! I'm an orphan!
God! I wish there was a talent show,
then we could prove that we're worth more than anyone bargained for...
Mettaton: can I buy you a drink?
Idol: That would be nice.
Mettaton: While we're talking let me off you some free advice.
Talk less.
Idol: What?
Mettaton: Smile more.
Idol: Ha.
Mettaton: Don't let them know what you're against or what you're for.
Idol: You can't be serious.
Mettaton: You wanna get ahead?
Idol: yes.
Mettaton: Fools who run their mouths off wind up dead.
*sudden entrance*
Papyrus: A yo yo yo yo yo! What Time is it?
Papyrus, Aya, and Jud: Showtime!
Mettaton: Like I said.
Papyrus: Showtime! Showtime! Yo! I'm Papyrus in the place to be! Two gallons of pasta, but I'm working on three! Ha! Those exiles don't want it with me! Cause I will POP chicka PLAOP these bad people 'till we're free!
Aya: Eh, oui oui, mon ami, je m'appelle Aya. The spy of the Mettaton's b_tches set! I came from afar just to say "sup f_ckers!" Tell your king to "f_ck off!" Who's the best? C'est moi.
Jud: Brrah! brrrah! I am JudicialVerdict, up in it, hatin' it. Yes, I heard your sins say "Come again?"
Aya and Papy: Ayyyyyy
Jud: Lock up your sinners and exiles. of course it's hard to punish sins under nihilism and all the other horsesh#t...
Aya: wow.
Papy: No more justice,
Pour me another brew, son! Let's raise a couple more to Mettaton, hun!
Well, if it ain't the Star of Windclan Town!
Jud: Mettaton!
Papyrus:Give us a verse, drop some talent!
Mettaton: Good luck with that;
you're taking a stand!
You spit, I'mma sit, we'll see where we land.
Pap, Jud, Aya: OOOOOOOOOOOOO
Papyrus: Metta, the conflict and sorrow's imminent;
what do you stall for?
Idol: If you stand for nothing, Mett,
What'll you fall for?
Aya,Pap, Jud: Ooo.
Papyrus: who are you?
Judicial: Who are you?
Aya: Who are you?
Aya,Pap,Jud: OOh, who's this kid?
What's he gonna do?
[size=1]( c ) bluebells [/size]