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This started out as a joke but whoops no it's not anymore. So I'm sort of turning this into his 2000th post and then another ten, until I finish the full thing. Basically I'll be writing ten oneshots that all tie into this thing, one for each number, this is just the first post and topics for all of these. If you want your character featured in one, just say so. Tracks are allowed, all of that.
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1) If I'm angry, just let it run it's course. It's easier for both of us like this. When I start apologizing, it's over.
2) Don't yell at me. It won't end well for either of us. If you have a problem with me, I'll respond better to a quieter voice.
3) I'll almost always ask before I do anything new with you. Even if it's just a hug. You can tell me that I don't have to ask all you want, but it's not such an easy habit to break. Just know that it's just as important that you want it too, not just me.
4) Don't take it personal if you tell me to quit some bad habit and I don't. You know what they say about old dogs.
5) I'm sorry if I flinch when you touch me. It's not you that I'm seeing. Please don't take it to heart.
6) I won't ever talk about the nightmares. I can't. I'll just cling to you a bit, and I'm sorry. Just tell me to stop if it freaks you out.
7) Don't touch me when I'm having a panic attack. It'll just make it worse. Just talk to me, and it'll pass eventually. I'm sorry.
8) If I stop talking, it's not because I'm avoiding you. Sometimes interaction is just too much. Sometimes I don't have anything to say.
9) If you're going to try and tickle me, be prepared for flailing and very breathless laughter. Sorry. I may end up kicking someone on accident. I'm really ticklish, sorry.
10) [top secret for now]
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