lost a bet to a guy in a chiffon skirt -- private with gee

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    [fancypost bgcolor=; border: 0px; text-transform: lowercase; color: white; font-size=8pt][justify] Sven had been just sitting around camp that afternoon, barely doing anything. He was grumpy, as per usual, and really, as he would say it, was tired of everyone's shit. it was visible on his face that he was able to throw a few punches, a few curses out there.


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    Gerard had been walking around. Today was not a good day to mess with the sassmaster. His gaze drifted to Sven, raising a metaphorical eyebrow. Well he was new.


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    [fancypost bgcolor=; border: 0px; text-transform: lowercase; color: white; font-size=8pt][justify] Sven noticed the kit walking by. his eyebrows wrinkled. who did that kit think he was? normally he would be gentler to a small animal, but today he had had it. [b]“what's with you, kid?”


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    Gerard chewed the inside of his lip thoughtfully. He found that most people got flustered when the people they were pissed at teased them, and so he attempted that tactic. "Just looking at the cutest motherfucker I've ever seen, sweetheart."


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    [fancypost bgcolor=; border: 0px; text-transform: lowercase; color: white; font-size=8pt][justify] surprised, sven blushed. what what hell did he think he was doing. his ears down, he hissed at him. [b]“ya little shit!”     he mumbled. tail lashing, he called out, "hah! says the little [i]kitten    .” he walked closer to the kit, smirking, and swiped at his ear, still with a smirk.
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    "Aw, Lovely," The kitten smirked back, using another pet name. "You look a bit stressed for your age. Maybe if you use a brain cell, the lines will go away." Did be just call Sven old? Hell yeah.


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    [fancypost bgcolor=; border: 0px; text-transform: lowercase; color: white; font-size=8pt][justify] sven hufffed. he wasn't that old! [b]“Speaking of age- maybe you should act your's.”     he snapped back. [i]the immature kid     he thought. why am I even wasting my time? but secretly he was actually a little butthurt and was looking for a chance to humiliate Gerard, that is, if he could.


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    Yet Gee was not phased by his barbed words. "Sorry, what was that? I can't hear you over the sound of your creaking old bones."


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    [fancypost bgcolor=; border: 0px; text-transform: lowercase; color: white; font-size=8pt][justify] sven's face was boiling with anger. he was so mad- this little kit was so rude and mean! he had no comeback to give to him, so he went with mocking him. [b]““nuahh, I can't hear you over [i]your     creaking old bonesssss, uhhhh!” he imitated, trying to make it seem he had sounded stupid. it was really a childish choice- but sven was running out of sass, and desparate times call for desperate measures.


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    So Sven was finally caving. Laughter ripped throughout his body, and it bubbled from his lips. The childish words didn't seem to effect him, and instead, he thought of another striking comeback. "Ooh, desperate are we, Sweetie? I know my fabulousness is hard not to be jealous of, but don't worry. Everyone else isn't as fabulous either." Gerard would have tossed his hair out of his face sassily if he could. Both hazel eyes were trained on the other, watching how he would react.


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    [fancypost bgcolor=; border: 0px; text-transform: lowercase; color: white; font-size=8pt][justify] Sven frowned. [b]“fabulous? hmpf. at this point, I'd be embarrassed to be you. i'm the [i]most     fab,, ok, hon?” he smiled as his ears flatenned. ha, so much for fabulous. the little kitten was ridiculous.


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    //I'll respond in a bit
    bump when you see it so I don't forget about it, okay?


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    [fancypost bgcolor=; border: 0px; text-transform: lowercase; color: white; font-size=8pt][justify] (i've been gone for a bit, myself. oops. anyways, bump!)


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