[align=center][fancypost bgcolor=; border: 0px; width: 400px;][justify][size=8]Dave vanished and was never seen again.
Pretty fucking accurate, if he said so himself, to be fair. Dave had indeed vanished and had not been seen again. The truth of it was that he didn't actually know what had happened to him, but that there was a long absence in his memory that was fuzzed over and filled with screams whenever he tried to recall anything between his last moments in the sight of others and the present day.
To be exact, the present day was the day after Christmas, 2015, and Dave was now a cat.
His head was rather fuzzy, actually, and his eyes were bare; the feline stretched out his paws a little incredulously and wiggled his little toes, staring rather unexpectedly at the limbs. I mean, he'd gone through some weird shit in his life, but turning into a cat was completely and undoubtedly the strangest occurrence to happen to him. All the same, he'd make the best of it, even if he didn't have his glasses.
The pale feline sat up, touching a paw to his head, and found that the movements in this body were not as jaunty and jerky as he'd expected. He inhaled shakily, and found that holy shit, he could smell a ton more than he'd been able to before. Experimentally, he sniffed his own limb, and then jerked back at the odd, animalistic, earthy scent that met him. Oh, well, alright.
He extended his neck, then, sniffing at the ground, and he jerked back his head a moment later, wrinkling his nose. " Oh my fucking god, " he murmured, ears twitching. " Hello? "
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