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    [color=honeydew]"NOW DANCE *ERS DANCE! MAN, HE NEVER HAD A CHANCE!"


    What did Etherkit do in her free time? Stroll through sparse, isolated forests singing in an intentionally extremely loud and off-key pitch. She had done it before in the Fortress of Lakara, but the people there hadn't taken to kindly to it. Party poopers. "AND NO ONE REALLY KNEW, IT WAS REALLY ONLY YO-U!" Grinning, the munchkin swished her bushy tail as she weaved around the tall, leaf-bare trees, hoping no one was around to listen.


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    [justify]What the hell was that? Cringing at the high-pitched, off-key singer the massive monster searched for them. "Yo! Your voice sounds like a frog over-dosed on helium," Malachite grinned at the extremely tiny little feline, who would have seemed bigger if the tigress wasn't 18 feet tall. "Now what do you want? Answer quick or I'll strut with a midget skin coat."
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    [color=honeydew]Etherkit's voice faltered as a six-legged, mint green lion towered over her, taller than anyone she had ever seen before. The insult and inquiry, though, caused whatever fear she had seeded within her to dissipate. "Excuse me? Do you own this place or what? I don't have to answer to someone who looks like a radioactive spider puked all over 'em, sheesh."


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    [justify]Machite grinned widened as the tiny cat retorted, the high-pitched voice somehow getting higher. Ha! Funny. "Yeah, in fact I do and I don't like your attitude. Now what's a tiny little thing like you do venturing off? Oh, and that spider quip? Clever." This was followed by a loud, rough growl of a cackle. Was this feline for real?
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    [color=honeydew]"I'm not tiny, you're just freakishly big, and that's none of your business so beat it!" This was just not cool. Not cool, she said. What was a person like this doing out here, anywhere? Sheesh.


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    [justify]"So I'm just freakishly big, you say?" Malachite slowly became the height of the average house cat, which was still bigger then this little kitty. "Still looks like a midget to me. Or maybe your just special." Rising up onto her four legs the front pair crossed each other, making her look pretty cocky.
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    [color=honeydew]Etherkit blinked as the rude stranger... shrunk? It was strange, seeing a mutated lion at such a miniature height. Then again, she wasn't one to talk. "That's right, I'm special," she lamely said, attempting to rise onto her back feet as well, wobbling hazardously, and falling back down to all fours. "You wanna test me?"


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