SHIP THREAD 2.0

http://www.theonion.com/articl…d-for-this-world-to-35038

BE ENLIGHTENED MOTHER

But Lucifer is my dad
Because Mama Timur married Lucifer
And my cousin called me the child of Lucifer because we were watching Supernatural and I was acting just like him.
Almond get yer arse to Supercatural we have some unfinished family reuinions.

[fancypost borderwidth=0; text-align:justify; width:375px;]omg thank u my child i have been enlightened

and,,, supercatural
what is this u speak of
that is an interesting family complex
if mama timur married lucifer does that make me ur dad
am i married to timur
i dont think i remember doing that but i meant i dont remember a lot of things

so many questions

Mama Timur was drunk at comic con.
She mistook Lucifer for a good cosplayer who also was magically drunk.
They hit off
Got married
Had Doff
Had Kendall
Had Slyph
Had Me
So we are hybrids now. You shall be papa Luci.
Luci likes to eat macaroni in a corner for unknown reasons.
And actually does have a heart.

[/spoiler][/spoiler]

[fancypost borderwidth=0; text-align:justify; width:375px;]the only reason i have a heart is bc i ate someones once, it never digested
papa luci. i like the ring of that. are we going to tell timur about this
.... i have so many children i feel Blessed

thanks for the link winks

Why u eat heart?
Mama Timur will find out.

So many spoilers is pAIn. But I love it.

[fancypost borderwidth=0; text-align:justify; width:375px;]i ate heart once bc they Disrespected me
dont tell ur mother

Those two statements just described Luci perfectly
Doesn't like to be disrespected
Fears mama Timur slightly.

[fancypost borderwidth=0; text-align:justify; width:375px;]spn is coming back 2 me so fast lmao
i miss that show

okay i just imagined
fawnbark
dramatic music
the two cream tabbies with Attitude

It comes back in October smh

OML imagine their children

[fancypost borderwidth=0; text-align:justify; width:375px;]I GO TO BOOTCAMP in october CRIES ahs comes out then too and i think pokemon as well
all the good things! fml
their children would be actual hellspawn im dead

Rip

Little blonde rugrats running around with an attitude.
They would be worse than Epsi tbh

[fancypost borderwidth=0; text-align:justify; width:375px;]it would be like a handful of epsi's running around the whole fam would get exiled smh

That would be great
"You are EXILED for creating such CHILDREN."
A blonde family, wandering around.

[fancypost borderwidth=0; text-align:justify; width:375px;]the menace family
parallel universe crack ship the BEST one

BRITTLEBARK. wrote:

[fancypost borderwidth=0; text-align:justify; width:375px;]i ate heart once bc they Disrespected me
dont tell ur mother

*narrows eyes*

A lot has happened while I was playing Life with my siblings

You wouldn't be able to tell the kits apart because genetics.
Now I want a one night stand with the two just for the kits.

Shiz mom is back

Fawnbark
But
Fawstiel
BOTH ARE GOOD SHIPS but Fawstiel is my OTP
*casually worships Misha Collins*

[fancypost borderwidth=0; text-align:justify; width:375px;]i had a dean character once in ToMS and they were like some aviator rank i cant remember but
very short lived

!!!!! IM SORRY u werent supposed to know about the heart, he hh heh,,,
the children oh god the only differences would be maybe white spotting and eye color

That would be so frustrating for fawn and brittle like
"Which one is that again?"
"I think it's Tommy."
"Okay, Tommy!"
*kit on the other side of camp that isn't the kit they are looking at*
"What?"