Nuts and bolts (open to cats and squirrels)

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  • ooc- Please, no one kill my squirrels.. :P


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    Castity was bored. It was newleaf, and she was she had absolutely nothing to do. Sighing, the red squirrel jumped to a lower branch. Lowering her beetle black eyes, the russest squirrel let out a sigh. How was she supposed to be a trickster, if there was no one to trick on?


    Chittering impatiently she climbed to her hole, bringing out an acorn. Weighing the nut, she decided that it was ripe. It wouldn't go rotten for at least a few more days. She chewed distractedly, savoring all the tastes of the nut. She wanted something to do, but there were no animals to throw rotten nuts at!
    --
    Doug let out a sigh, man that she-squirrel was pretty. She's so out of my legue. Doug thought hopelessly.


    Just then, a falling object came into sight. What was that?! A nut? Oooohhh a nut! He loved nuts! Climbing down head first, Doug's russet tail waved in the air. Grabbing the nut greedily, he thought about the female squirrel. It is mating season, Doug thought, And boy, is that she-squirrel mad about nuts!


    Stuffing it into his cheeck pouch, Doug climbed back up the tall Sycamore, this time, heads up. He reached the hole that the pretty she-squirrel was living in. He tapped on the outside, "Anyboody 'ome?" Doug asked through a full cheeck. He meant to say, 'Anybody home?' as a joke. But with the nut on one side of his mouth, he couldn't talk right.
    --
    Chastity had not been in her hole. Actually, she was on the other side of the tree, on a slightly lower branch. Hearing a muffled voice, Chastity rushed to check it out. What was that? What was that?!


    To her disappointment, it was just another squirrel. "Um, I guess so," She chatted, not quite sure what the squirrel said, but she was sure it was a question.

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