when will the [ open - stuck ] storm begin

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  • [fancypost bgcolor=transparent; bordercolor=transparent; borderwidth=0px; width: 400px; height: auto; margin-top: -15px;][justify] [font=meiryo]Countless discoveries, pointless, exciting, or completely useless were being made every day. Well, a pointless and rather frustrating discovery was about to be made. This little discovery was meant for joy and laughter, but with Wildlife, this wasn't the case this time. He had been lumbering about the rain forest, as always, when suddenly, he spotted a large structure near the border. It was silver, and black. Mostly black. As he got closer, he noticed a black net enclosing the structure, with a wide black tarp circle in the very center.


    Anyone would know that this was, in fact, a trampoline. Wildlife, he didn't know this. So, he would investigate! ... again. Curiously he climbed onto the trampoline, entering the bouncy range. He blinked, shocked that it stretched so far down. It would break soon, Wildlife had the feeling, so he'd discover whatever this was and then leave. The trampoline moved each time he did, and he soon noticed small holes on the outer edges with springs connecting the tarp to the metal outline.


    Wildlife, being the fluffy freak he was, stuck his head inside one of the holes. He'd claim it was an accident and he'd fallen forward, but really he was just too curious. So there he lay with his head stuck in a hole. The bear flopped down, body resting a bit comfortably on the trampoline.


    "Uhh...help?"
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  • [align=center][i][size=27pt]Midnight[color=white]sky[color=#420078]Thornton[color=white]!![fancypost borderwidth=0px][hr][justify][size=8]
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    Well, this wasn't something you saw everyday. A bear with his head stuck in a trampoline. "[b][color=#420078]Uhh, Wildlife? You okay there, Buddy?
    " he then trotted over, and attempted to weaken the metal spring at a molecular level by touching it.

  • He went over. Oh so Wild had gotten his head stuck in a... Trampoline? Wow. "Butter, hairspray, juices, most liquids would help make it easier to get out." he mused. But sadly he could not get them as he didn't have conjuration.