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    ★ the tiger hadn't spent too long a time messing with the flour and flavorings in the kitchen, but with the help of a few npc's and for once a determination that was almost strange for him to have, seironsyndrome stood with a chocolate cupcake with lemon icing, using a lighter to light the candle. silently making a wish, the exact wish unknown to anyone but him, the warden grumbled, "happy birthday to me," and blew out the small fire before taking a bite. hmm, at least it tasted ok.

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  • [align=center][fancypost borderwidth=0px; width: 350px; height: auto; margin-top: -8px;][justify][sub]ikare was horrified. he was the birthday master, and sei didn't tell him it was his birthday? he was super weird, so ikare thought he might not have wanted a party. but that wouldn't stop him, no! sei would have the best birthday party! " seiiiiiron, you didn't tell me it was your birthdayyy! why? " he questioned. probably because he was turning thirty, and he didn't want anyone to know. headcanon where seironsyndrome was actually really old and that's why he slept so much. this was probably the first time that crossed ikare's mind.

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    ★ it wasn't often that the large feline got to do stuff relatively cool, so maybe he would get a pumpkin spice latte later, get a sweater and glasses and become a hipster. headcannon where he was actually a hipster. no not really. back on topic, he was a bit surprised to see that his grumbling had been heard, but slowly a few of his clanmates had started to gather around him. how cute. "birthdays are awfully loud. i wanted mine to be peaceful." the warden responded quietly, nodding for emphasis. his voice sometimes went into a whisper here and there, as if he had a hard time distinguishing an inside voice from it, but oh well.

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    ★ the white tiger didn't mind it if she was loud by nature. he would comment about stuff that frustrated him no matter what it was that others said. "that's fine. i'll celebrate with you guys if you feel like it. but i don't have any decorations or anything,"