FRE SH A VOCA DO with Bitter Truth.

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    Pet's name: Kylon


    I'm your new Senpai ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


    OOC: (I sang that to my girlfriend and she said 'there will be no babymaking') I would love a horse :3 and you're neighborhood sound nice, actually.


    IC: So after he was done with that one, everyone stated knocking or beating on any object they could, so he sang the next song, "Soon as we get started makin' love goin' harder hear a
    (Knock knock) knocking on the wall,
    And as soon as I go deep getting it in then again there's a
    (Knock knock) knocking on the wall,
    Girl your legs keep shakin' I swear we breakin' our new headboard, headboard
    And the love we made it feels so good girl
    You know I'm proud lookin' in your lovely face scream my name you do it so loud


    I bet the neighbors know my name
    Way you screamin' scratchin' yellin',
    Bet the neighbors know my name
    They be stressin' while we sexin',
    Bet the neighbors know my name
    My name my name
    I bet the neighbors know my name
    My my my


    Take this pillow right here (grab this)
    And I know you're so excited if you bite it they won't hear
    And you know, jus' what we capable of, when we makin' love
    So the music gone be loud, you gone scream and shout
    Girl your body's a problem, they call me the problem solver
    Let phone sit on the charger, it could ring all night
    They can call, they can knock, and be upset, but I bet..." And he wasn't even completely done with that song because I don't want to do anymore



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    OOC: In looks, yes. Most of the neighbors are good people, too. But there are a couple of kids who deserve to burn... And I swear I'm not saying that just because they're annoying. (Yeah horses are pretty great. My grandpa has three as well and my cousin uses two for Pony Club :3)


    It does not surprise me at all that she responded that way xD


    IC: Seff eventually grew interested enough to get up and descend into the madness of the crowd. She stayed just outside of the chaos to watch Beymax do his thing, laughing to herself the whole time.

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    Pet's name: Kylon


    I'm your new Senpai ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


    OOC: Don't burn any kids I like you too much you'll go to jail for dat. There's this little six grader in my neighborhood. We'd talk at the bus stop... and now she wants to visit my house. i'm freaked out.


    IC: Beymax managed to see Seff as she came downstairs to listen to him, he wave, winking and sticking out his tongue, "Hi, Seby."



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    OOC: Psshh! You really think they'd catch me? I'm not some crime show criminal. I'm way smarter xD (I probably still wouldn't kill anyone, though... Probably) Jeez, really? Children are freaky. Have you heard of the urban legend about black-eyed children? It's one of the many reasons I dislike kids.


    IC: "Hey, Maxie," Seff replied, rolling her eyes at him. "Having a good time?" She inquired playfully, knowing fully well what the answer would be.

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    Pet's name: Kylon


    I'm your new Senpai ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


    OOC: Hell yeah I've heard of that! Scariest thing ever.


    IC: "Mmm.. give or take." He nodded, rolling his shoulders. "You wanna make a request?" He looked at her hopefully. Beymax knew she barely knew any of his songs, but she had heard a few so she could request something if she really wanted to.



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    OOC: I've had at least one experience. It's NOT fun...


    IC: "Nah. I'm content to listen to anything," Seff replied. She had heard some of his songs, sure, but she couldn't remember a single one. Not even their names.

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    Pet's name: Kylon


    I'm your new Senpai ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


    OOC: really? O.o what happened?!


    IC: Tyson drunkenly walked up to where Beymax was standing, bumping into some stuff, "I like... da song from wen yew sang to Seff in Unova."


    Beymax nodded, passing him in the head, "Yeah? Well than I'll sing that okay?"


    Tyson nodded happily.



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    OOC: Well It was probably 7 a.m. or so, and I had just finished doing some testing at the hospital. Afterwards, since my mom had all her stuff with her, I said that she could just drive to the school she worked at and I would walk home because it was only a few roads away and it would be time for her to work by the time we got back. She agreed because she knew I could handle myself and we did just that. The second I turned onto my road I heard something and subtly looked over my shoulder. In the exact spot I was in seconds ago stood a kid, probably 10 or 11, wearing sunglasses and some light winter clothing. Still somewhat appropriately dressed, but the sunglasses were weird. Feeling mildly disturbed at the fact they seemed to be staring at me, I picked up my pace and cleared my throat to let my little stalker know I was aware of them. Kids younger have murdered and I wasn't about to take any chances. They didn't follow me the entire way, so once I locked the doors behind me I thought I was safe. But then that same damned kid materialized outside the door I entered through. The doors aren't soundproof at all, and I heard the kid saying, "Can you help me, please?" I already knew about the legend so I shook my head. "Sorry." Then they started sounding urgent. "Please! Help me! You have to!" So I decided maybe I should humor this little shit that could possibly just be pranking me. "Alright. How can I help?" I expressed extreme sarcasm, but they looked the teeniest bit satisfied when I caved. "Let me in so I can tell you." And that's when I was like NAAAAHHH MATE! "No. You can tell me from where you are." "You have to let me in." At this demand I yelled, "No way! I'm onto you ya brat." I slammed my hand on the door in hopes it would scare them off, then turned around for a second to grab my phone off the counter in case I needed to take drastic measures. When I turned back around to threaten that I would call the police, the motherfucker was gone. They hadn't just walked away, no, there was no way they would be out of the driveway in a millisecond. We have cameras outside and I checked them all. There was absolutely no trace of that kid. My brother pulled up from town a bit later and I was able to calm down. They have yet to try and screw with the rest of my family, which I'm thankful for.


    IC: Seff snickered to herself, actually interested in listening when she wasn't standing before him on a stage. "Good suggestion, Ty, now sit down before you hurt yourself," she teased the drunk Leafeon.

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    Pet's name: Kylon


    I'm your new Senpai ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


    OOC: Omg I would be so scared. Especially if I had never seem that kid around where I live. (And I don't feel like posting those lyrics again so if you wanna hear what Beymax sounds like just look up Oui by Jeremih and there ya go xD)



    IC: Tyson shook his head, "I don't wanna sit down!" And in some act of defiance, He lied down instead.


    Beymax sighed softly and shook his head, singing his song if love and confession.



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    Pet's name: Kylon


    I'm your new Senpai ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


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    OOC: It was freaky, but I've told ghosts to fuck off so I'm used to stuff like that xD


    IC: Sighing internally, Seff smirked and patted Tyson's head. "Good boy..." She muttered, then refocused her attention on Beymax. It was still slightly cringeworthy to listen to a this song, but it wasn't a bad song so she ignored the awkward feeling.

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    Pet's name: Kylon


    I'm your new Senpai ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


    OOC: my mom told me one time I woke up late at night screaming "Get the * off my headboard, Slenderman! That's right, I ate those Peanut Butter Cups Smile Dog gave me!" And I find it weird and funny, because i love those creepypastas and that candy.


    IC: Tyson nodded, "I like laying down in pudding. Squishy squash." He smiled and wiggled where he lied.



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    OOC: Ahaha!! I would have loved to witness that! But....why would Slendy be mad that you ate Peanut Butter Cups from Smile?....that is the question here xD (Wait, no! Tyson you've doomed us all! Someone save the---! *stampede of Neps*)


    IC: Seff felt very content. Listening to Beymax sing, and just knowing how smoothly their lives were all going since the group had grown. She laid down next to Tyson, casting glances at him every now-and-then to make sure he didn't die. Things were so peaceful nowadays. And then the Fire Nation attacked.

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    Pet's name: Kylon


    I'm your new Senpai ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


    OOC: I dunno.. maybe they were his in the first place? (SAVE THE WHAT?!)


    IC: Tyson turned onto his back.


    Kiko wanders up to Seff, sitting down and growled, "What are you doin, layin down with mah man?" It was unclear whether she was talking about Tyson or Beymax.


    Beymax heard Kiko and stopped, "Oo, girl fight?"



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    OOC: Maybe xD (Save...the...mountains...*lays down* bleehhh)


    IC: "Sweetheart, I would not need my moveset to grind you into blue glitter....I'm making sure Ty-buddy doesn't end up dead, and Beymax does not belong to you so chill," Seff replied with absolutely no hostility, though she didn't say it with much of any emotion at all. She had no interest in fighting Kiko, but she made no indication of moving to prevent a fight from occuring.

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    Pet's name: Kylon


    I'm your new Senpai ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


    OOC: adressing the fire nation https://plus.google.com/110844…8313346/posts/JaiJMDJ9Cyy


    IC: Kiko narrowed her eyes, "Is that so?" She stood up. "Show me then, make me into glitter."


    Tyson pretended to crack a machine, pick some glitter off of Kiko, and sprinkle it on himself. Then he gasped, "Fablas."



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    OOC: I'm so dead xD that made my life just now


    IC: Seff shook her head slowly. "I could, but unfortunately I don't like dirtying other people's homes. Dirt like you is difficult to clean up after all."

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    Pet's name: Kylon


    I'm your new Senpai ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


    OOC: ikr? Best thing, ever. (Why was I I an insult generator?)


    IC: Beymax had a little white board and he put several tally marks on Seff's side.


    Kiko growked a little louder, "You gotta lot of mouth on you." She wasn't much fire insults, but when she wanted to, she could dish out her arsenal of verbal assaults.



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    Pet's name: Kylon


    I'm your new Senpai ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


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    OOC: Because sometimes we all need to be aware of the complete piles of shit we are so we can improve xD I ask my friends to insult me all the time


    IC: "Yes, I do. I have a large snout. That's my excuse, what's yours? Wait, I can answer that myself. You must have adapted a lot of mouth for all the dick you always have in there," Seff continued firing, sitting up with a smug grin. This was more fun than expected.

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    Pet's name: Kylon


    I'm your new Senpai ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


    OOC: LOOK A CHILD


    IC: Beymax threw the whiteboard away, raising his paws, "Why was I thinking that."


    "You're the reason people have middle fingers." Kiko countered, a sly smile forming, "Maybe because you look like the poster boy for birth control."



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    OOC: So precious!!


    IC: "How creative. I'm trying to see things from your perspective, but I can't get my head that far up my ass," Seff shot back, enjoying this chance to bash the Glaceon.