BURY THE EVIDENCE, GOVNA! [p: kissingkit]

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    the lion cub slowly made his way towards the border that blizzardclan happened to share with shadowclan, knowing all-too-well that the patrol schedule would not be around till much later. in his satchel was an important novel that had to be wiped from the face of the earth. this was only the first of three of the books that he had to dispose of, but he had to make sure it was buried in a place that no one would ever find it. hakuna quietly made his way along the border for another mile or two, pausing when he noticed that not even the birds seemed to be singing in the local area. everything was quiet. no one seemed to be around. it was the perfect time to get rid of the fifty shades of grey novel feliks had given him.
    hakuna used his elemental powers to begin digging out a hole in the earth, just big enough for the large book to fit inside. he would then take a seat for a moment, sliding the satchel off of his shoulder in order to take the book out from its midst. the lion cub gripped it in his jaws, casting yet another sidelong glance to make sure he was not being watched, and then proceeded to put it into the hole. he would wait a few moments before burying it again, taking a breather after the long walk it had taken to reach the area.
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    [justify][font=times new roman][size=10]Well, Hakuna was certainly not alone. Watching the entire time was a petite, striking bengal up in the branches of a tree just barely inside ShadowClan territory. Jade irises peering down at the tabby suspiciously, she smirked upon realizing he was attempting to hide something. Simply wanting the fun of allowing him to think he'd gotten away with disposing of whatever dirty secret this was, Kissingkit Resurgam remained in the tree, tail lazily flowing in the air beneath her, until he was up again and scanning the area.


    Deciding it was time to make her presence known, the lithe feline made her way down the bark, leaping gracefully onto the forest floor. A devilish grin upon her dark maw, she drawled, "Hey, sexy, what'cha hiding there?" As she spoke, the three-month-old stepped out of the shadows, allowing her small form to be seen in the light of day. Her stance was confident, proud, all the traits that would make for a rather intimidating adult.

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    hakuna would have jumped out of his skin if it had not been attached to him with the sudden appearance of the unknown she-kit that had the somewhat overpowering scent of shadowclan. the lion cub mentally facepalmed as he realized he must have overlooked her scent being so close to the border and all, knowing all-too-well that he should have stayed more inside of the boundaries marking blizzardclan's territory. he could not help but blush in a bashful manner, scooting backwards a bit to cover up the item that he happened to be trying to hide. of course, hakuna knew that she had probably already caught sight of it from her perch on the tree tops, but if there was just that slim chance she hadn't he would be the first to take advantage of that.
    the next thing that had stunned him was the use of the cursed "s" word. oh, that foul term had even been in the novel, and that was the thing he most wished to forget about right now. the lion cub took to awkwardly shuffling his paws, looking more guilty and ashamed by the minute. he would not entirely say that he was intimidated by the young feline, but more so compelled to run and hide due to the fact she could pin this on him for blackmail purposes. it took him a moment to gather his thoughts, mind racing a million miles per hour in an attempt to find out an appropriate excuse or fib to explain the situation. "I, uh . . . hi." wow, hakuna should be taking a bow right now for "most unlikely to be hiding something" with that awesome greeting he just made. he raised a paw to rub his cranium awkwardly, a sheepish smile causing the tips of his lobes to slant downwards a tad. "Hiding? I mean, I am not hiding anything. I am just playing a game with some other apprentices. We have to, well, make something hard to find and then use our sense of smell and our observation skills to track it down." okay, okay, that had made up for everything. that had been good, right? hakuna was cheering himself on from the recesses of his mind.
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    [justify][font=times new roman][size=10]How adorable. A little kitten like her had scared a big, tough lion cub. A sly smile crossing her lips at the realization, she almost laughed out loud upon noting the flushed and nervous expression he wore. Oh, this was even better than when she'd met Nightkit! That male had flirted with her right off the bat and been completely dumbfounded when she returned the favor with a teasing wink. Now he kept following her around like a lost puppy. Not that she minded, actually... Of course, Kissingkit wouldn't realize the reason for his behavior was due to a pornographic novel. Had she, perhaps the youthful feline would have requested to read it. Nah, actually, she'd more likely steal it right from under his nose.


    As the deputy of BlizzardClan proceeded to stammer about, and then settle with a 'hello' to her accusation, she smirked. Clue one that he was most definitely hiding a juicy secret that she one hundred percent wanted to get to the bottom of now. When he came up with a lame excuse that she clearly didn't buy for one second, the ShadowClanner remarked sarcastically, "Convincing story. Now mind telling me what you got buried there?" Her striking ice green optics were trained directly on Hakunapaw expectantly.

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    pew, pew -- the sound of hakuna's plan getting shot down from afar. the lion cub knew that he could probably just set the book on fire and make a quick dash for the bushes, but if feliks ever requested to get the book back for some reason, then he would be left empty handed. it was not worth the risk, and besides, it was not like he would ever see kissing again outside of blizzardclan, right? the two clans were enemies or neutrals if he remembered correctly, though he did distinctly have the memory of writingsins visiting at one point in search of pocketpaw. he had not reacted in an intimidating or rude demeanor, so hakuna was sort of assured that shadowclan was in good paws in terms of leadership. they had not made any advances towards blizzardclan directly, which was a smart move due to the fact they could easily team up with bloodclan and colouredclan to create a practically unbeatable force. that, of course, was just mere rumors.
    the lion cub was suddenly struck with a fabulous idea. a lie began to form in his mind, slowly being pieced together within just a few seconds. he had to act fast or it would not be as believable.
    "alright, fine . . . you caught me." hakuna stated in a sorrowful manner, putting his paws in the air as if giving up entirely.
    "I took this book from a friend of mine as payback for him playing a prank on me. It is his favorite book, and I do plan on returning it . . . but I did not want anyone finding out for a while that it had been me that took it. You won't tell anyone, right?" a seemingly hopeful expression crossed his features, putting his "acting" skills to use.
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    [justify][font=times new roman][size=10]If Writingsins had indeed visited and not uttered a single disrespectful word, then it was a good assumption that they were neutrals. Knowing her leader, if they'd been enemies, he simply would have cut the heads off anyone who crossed him in his search. He was an interesting guy to say the least. Not unfriendly, but not particularly compassionate either. As for his sons... well, Kiss had a few choice words for them, none of which she could ever whisper in front of her father or she would risk being grounded for life. Now wouldn't that be a tragedy?


    Finally, when Hakuna confessed to his sins, the golden-brown feline teased, "Now that wasn't so hard to admit, was it?" Of course, her tone was laced with amusement. As for keeping it a secret. "I suppose I could keep it to myself," decided the child, toying with his story for a moment. But then she sprouted a smirk and added, "If I get to borrow it and use it to prank someone else." Granted, her definition of 'borrowing' meant taking and never giving back, but at least the latter part was true. She wanted to see how embarrassed Nightkit would get if she pestered him into reading porn.

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    "Uh . . . sure, I guess that would be alright." he hesitantly stated after a moment or two of thinking over everything that could go wrong with her little plan. it almost felt like he was assisting another feliks in scarring another person for life, but at least it would make up for the great amount of mental pain he was currently going through with the horrifying scenes flashing in his mind. "you have to promise to put it right back here though. bury it too. i will come by every so often just to check and make sure."
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    [justify][size=9pt]As he agreed to her demand, she beamed. "Fantastic!" Ah, Nightkit would be so freaked out! She couldn't wait to see his face! Hakunapaw continued to ramble on about something having to do with burying something, but Kissingkit wasn't particularly paying any mind to him at this point. Rather, she was eagerly leafing through the pages, smirking at some of the scenes. "Yeah, yeah, will do," she mumbled to the BlizzardClan deputy, his words going straight through one ear and out the other.