i have n(o) idea who's shooting waffles (cooking)

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    A bubbling pot of rabbit stew sat in front of the she-cat, as she hummed an odd little tune while mixing her brew. Kosher swirled the ladle in the pot contently and looking forward to seeing her "cooking" improve. Her secret ingredient was hate. This was because she got burned every time she attempted at preparing a dish. "Yaah! * you little *ing *!" she yowled, dumping her ladle in the pot as she licked the white burn on her paw repeatedly.
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    Hearing the cry, the griffin rushed over, curious as to what was going on. "What's wrong?" he questioned upon seeing the female licking at her paw. "Are you alright?"
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