BLIZZARDCLAN MAD LIBS?!

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    [font=times new roman][sup][color=white]So this is in a fill-in-the-blank sort of format, hehe! There are numbers on top of each blank and corresponding things to fill in below~ Enjoy! XD
    No I have no idea what the heck I just made


    One day, _1_ was taking a peaceful stroll in BlizzardClan. The sky was blue and the grass was green, and as usual, a group of _2_ were frolicking on the sky islands. Watching them made _1_ feel _3_ and _4_ inside, so _1_ decided to approach the group.
    Suddenly, a _5_ member of _6_ jumped out of the bushes and _7_ everyone. _1_ was_8_, so he/she/they decided to _9_ the group of _2_.
    The BlizzardClanner was about to finish when suddenly, a huge _10_ fell from the sky, impaling him/her/them through the chest.
    “As according to plan!” cackled the member of _6_, rubbing his _11_ together in an evil manner. “Now I will proceed to _12_!”
    It seemed, however, that this evil schemer had forgotten one thing: that he was in plain sight of every other BlizzardClanner in the middle of BlizzardClan territory. _1_’s Clanmates rushed over in a patrol led by _13_, _14_ at the ready.
    “You better get out of here!” threatened _13_ _15_. “We won’t forgive you for this!”
    “Well, _16_!” screamed the member of _6_, _17_ into the sunset.
    “And that’s a lesson to _18_ every member of _6_ on sight!” _13_ declared to the rest of the patrol. “Now, let’s get _1_’s _19_ corpse and head back!”


    1. A BlizzardClanner
    2. A plural noun
    3. Adjective
    4. Adjective
    5. Adjective
    6. A Clan/Tribe/Group
    7. A verb ending in -ed
    8. Adjective
    9. Verb
    10. Noun
    11. Plural body part
    12. Evil action
    13. Another BlizzardClanner
    14. Plural weapons
    15. Adverb ending in -ly
    16. Exclamation of some sort
    17. Verb ending in -ing
    18. Verb
    19. Adjective



    #chamamileteamoe

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    1. A BlizzardClanner - Arcade
    2. A plural noun - bitches
    3. Adjective - terrible
    4. Adjective - vigorous
    5. Adjective - yellow
    6. A Clan/Tribe/Group - RiverClan
    7. A verb ending in -ed - screwed
    8. Adjective - obnoxious
    9. Verb - jump
    10. Noun - bear
    11. Plural body part - fingernails
    12. Evil action - stab something, idk what, just something
    13. Another BlizzardClanner - Lostpaw
    14. Plural weapons - daggers
    15. Adverb ending in -ly - happily
    16. Exclamation of some sort - Pingas!
    17. Verb ending in -ing - hopping
    18. Verb - stab
    19. Adjective - sweaty

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    // forces self to fill in this before looking at the story


    1. A BlizzardClanner - Lostpaw
    2. A plural noun - beetles
    3. Adjective - exciting
    4. Adjective - loveable
    5. Adjective - red
    6. A Clan/Tribe/Group - AlohaClan
    7. A verb ending in -ed - searched
    8. Adjective - great
    9. Verb - laugh
    10. Noun - shoe
    11. Plural body part - heads
    12. Evil action - murdering idk
    13. Another BlizzardClanner - Toris
    14. Plural weapons - swords
    15. Adverb ending in -ly - franticly
    16. Exclamation of some sort - biscuits!
    17. Verb ending in -ing - flinging
    18. Verb - pop
    19. Adjective - squishy


    // okay let's go


    One day, Lostpaw was taking a peaceful stroll in BlizzardClan. The sky was blue and the grass was green, and as usual, a group of beetles were frolicking on the sky islands. Watching them made Lostpaw feel exciting and loveable inside, so Lostpaw decided to approach the group.
    Suddenly, a red member of AlohaClan jumped out of the bushes and searched everyone. Lostpaw was great, so she decided to laugh the group of beetles.
    The BlizzardClanner was about to finish when suddenly, a huge shoe fell from the sky, impaling her through the chest.
    “As according to plan!” cackled the member of AlohaClan, rubbing his heads together in an evil manner. “Now I will proceed to murdering!”
    It seemed, however, that this evil schemer had forgotten one thing: that he was in plain sight of every other BlizzardClanner in the middle of BlizzardClan territory. Lostpaw’s Clanmates rushed over in a patrol led by Toris, swords at the ready.
    “You better get out of here!” threatened Toris franticly. “We won’t forgive you for this!”
    “Well, biscuits!” screamed the member of AlohaClan, flinging into the sunset.
    “And that’s a lesson to pop every member of AlohaClan on sight!” Toris declared to the rest of the patrol. “Now, let’s get Lostpaw’s squishy corpse and head back!”


    //oh deAR GOSH LOSTPAW I'M SO SORRY

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    adjskajd VEXXY YOUR AD LIB.


    will do this when... not in class.

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    [justify][font=times new roman][size=10]1. Toris
    2. Bananas
    3. Witty
    4. Sarcastic
    5. Furry
    6. ThunderClan
    7. Tomatoed
    8. Blurry
    9. Maul
    10. Potato
    11. Teeth
    12. Slaughter bunnies
    13. Momo
    14. Swords
    15. Gleefully
    16. Jeepers!
    17. Laughing
    18. Burn
    19. Ticklish


    One day, Toris was taking a peaceful stroll in BlizzardClan. The sky was blue and the grass was green, and as usual, a group of bananas were frolicking on the sky islands. Watching them made Toris feel witty and sarcastic inside, so Toris decided to approach the group.
    Suddenly, a furry member of ThunderClan jumped out of the bushes and tomatoed everyone. Toris was blurry, so he decided to maul the group of bananas.
    The BlizzardClanner was about to finish when suddenly, a huge potato fell from the sky, impaling him through the chest.
    “As according to plan!” cackled the member of ThunderClan, rubbing his teeth together in an evil manner. “Now I will proceed to slaughter bunnies!”
    It seemed, however, that this evil schemer had forgotten one thing: that he was in plain sight of every other BlizzardClanner in the middle of BlizzardClan territory. Toris’s Clanmates rushed over in a patrol led by Momo, swords at the ready.
    “You better get out of here!” threatened Momo gleefully. “We won’t forgive you for this!”
    “Well, jeepers!” screamed the member of ThunderClan, laughing into the sunset.
    “And that’s a lesson to burn every member of ThunderClan on sight!” Momo declared to the rest of the patrol. “Now, let’s get Toris’s ticklish corpse and head back!”


    /omg i'm so sorry toris

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    I didn't realise how bad that would be xDD


    One day, Arcade was taking a peaceful stroll in BlizzardClan. The sky was blue and the grass was green, and as usual, a group of bitches were frolicking on the sky islands. Watching them made Arcade feel terrible and vigorous inside, so Arcade decided to approach the group.
    Suddenly, a yellow member of RiverClan jumped out of the bushes and screwed everyone. Arcade was obnoxious, so he decided to jump the group of bitches.
    The BlizzardClanner was about to finish when suddenly, a huge bear fell from the sky, impaling him through the chest.
    “As according to plan!” cackled the member of RiverClan, rubbing his fingernails together in an evil manner. “Now I will proceed to stab something, I don't know what, just something!”
    It seemed, however, that this evil schemer had forgotten one thing: that he was in plain sight of every other BlizzardClanner in the middle of BlizzardClan territory. Arcade’s Clanmates rushed over in a patrol led by Lostpaw, daggers at the ready.
    “You better get out of here!” threatened Lostpaw happily. “We won’t forgive you for this!”
    “Well, Pingas!” screamed the member of RiverClan, hopping into the sunset.
    “And that’s a lesson to stab every member of RiverClan on sight!” Lostpaw declared to the rest of the patrol. “Now, let’s get Arcade’s sweaty corpse and head back!”


    I'm so done xD

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    1. Hakuna
    2. Staplers
    3. Hot
    4. Stained
    5. Rough
    6. ColorClan
    7. Helped
    8. Frigid
    9. Dance
    10. Cup
    11. Ears
    12. Singing "Its a Small World"
    13. Feliks
    14. Blades
    15. Swimmingly
    16. Gee Wow
    17. Fishing
    18. Run
    19. Pretty


    One day, Hakuna was taking a peaceful stroll in BlizzardClan. The sky was blue and the grass was green, and as usual, a group of Staplers were frolicking on the sky islands. Watching them made Hakuna feel Hot and Stained inside, so Hakuna decided to approach the group.
    Suddenly, a Rough member of ColorClan jumped out of the bushes and Helped everyone. Hakuna was Frigid, so he decided to Dance the group of Staplers.
    The BlizzardClanner was about to finish when suddenly, a huge Cup fell from the sky, impaling him through the chest.
    “As according to plan!” cackled the member of Colorclan, rubbing his Ears together in an evil manner. “Now I will proceed to Singing 'Its a Small World'!”
    It seemed, however, that this evil schemer had forgotten one thing: that he was in plain sight of every other BlizzardClanner in the middle of BlizzardClan territory. Hakuna’s Clanmates rushed over in a patrol led by Feliks, Blades at the ready.
    “You better get out of here!” threatened Feliks Swimmingly. “We won’t forgive you for this!”
    “Well, Gee Wow!” screamed the member of Colorclan, Fishing into the sunset.
    “And that’s a lesson to Run every member of Colorclan on sight!” Feliks declared to the rest of the patrol. “Now, let’s get Hakuna’s Pretty corpse and head back!”




    Omg I'm so sorry Hakuna! lol xD
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    1. A BlizzardClanner - Riddlerspaw
    2. A plural noun - cars
    3. Adjective - fluffy
    4. Adjective - pickled
    5. Adjective - gooey
    6. A Clan/Tribe/Group - BoneClan
    7. A verb ending in -ed - tossed
    8. Adjective - bright
    9. Verb - fly
    10. Noun - rat
    11. Plural body part - legs
    12. Evil action - decapitating kittens
    13. Another BlizzardClanner - Feliks
    14. Plural weapons - war hammers
    15. Adverb ending in -ly - kindly
    16. Exclamation of some sort - seven fucking hells
    17. Verb ending in -ing - dancing
    18. Verb - sprint
    19. Adjective - lovely


    One day, Riddlerspaw was taking a peaceful stroll in BlizzardClan. The sky was blue and the grass was green, and as usual, a group of cars were frolicking on the sky islands. Watching them made Riddlerspaw feel fluffy and pickled inside, so Riddlerspaw decided to approach the group.
    Suddenly, a gooey member of BoneClan jumped out of the bushes and tossed everyone. Riddlerspaw was bright, so he decided to fly the group of cars.
    The BlizzardClanner was about to finish when suddenly, a huge rat fell from the sky, impaling him through the chest.
    “As according to plan!” cackled the member of BoneClan, rubbing his legs together in an evil manner. “Now I will proceed to decapitating kittens!”
    It seemed, however, that this evil schemer had forgotten one thing: that he was in plain sight of every other BlizzardClanner in the middle of BlizzardClan territory. Riddlerspaw's Clanmates rushed over in a patrol led by Feliks, war hammers at the ready.
    “You better get out of here!” threatened Feliks kindly. “We won’t forgive you for this!”
    “Well, seven fucking hells!” screamed the member of BoneClan, dancing into the sunset.
    “And that’s a lesson to sprint every member of BoneClan on sight!” Feliks declared to the rest of the patrol. “Now, let’s get Riddlerspaw’s lovely corpse and head back!”


    //this is amazing omfg


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    omfg marie xDD
    whhhhy


    1. A BlizzardClanner - Feliks
    2. A plural noun - Yaks
    3. Adjective - Happy
    4. Adjective - Hungry
    5. Adjective - Ticklish
    6. A Clan/Tribe/Group - Boneclan
    7. A verb ending in -ed - Destroyed
    8. Adjective - Angry
    9. Verb - Eat
    10. Noun - Bear
    11. Plural body part - Paws
    12. Evil action - Stealing cookies
    13. Another BlizzardClanner - Toris
    14. Plural weapons - Battle axes
    15. Adverb ending in -ly - Anxiously
    16. Exclamation of some sort - God dammit!
    17. Verb ending in -ing - Twerking
    18. Verb - Spank
    19. Adjective - Fantastic


    One day, Feliks was taking a peaceful stroll in BlizzardClan. The sky was blue and the grass was green, and as usual, a group of yaks were frolicking on the sky islands. Watching them made Feliks feel happy and hungry inside, so Feliks decided to approach the group.
    Suddenly, a ticklish member of Boneclan jumped out of the bushes and destroyed everyone. Feliks was angry, so he decided to eat the group of yaks.
    The BlizzardClanner was about to finish when suddenly, a huge bear fell from the sky, impaling him through the chest.
    “As according to plan!” cackled the member of Boneclan, rubbing his nose together in an evil manner. “Now I will proceed to stealing cookies!”
    It seemed, however, that this evil schemer had forgotten one thing: that he was in plain sight of every other BlizzardClanner in the middle of BlizzardClan territory. Feliks’ Clanmates rushed over in a patrol led by Toris, battle axes at the ready.
    “You better get out of here!” threatened Toris anxiously. “We won’t forgive you for this!”
    “Well, fiddle sticks!” screamed the member of Boneclan, twerking into the sunset.
    “And that’s a lesson to spank every member of Boneclan on sight!” Toris declared to the rest of the patrol. “Now, let’s get Feliks’ fantastic corpse and head back!”



    omfg
    jfc i'm ded xDD

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    YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH AMUSEMENT I'M GETTING FROM THESEEEEE X3


    #chamamileteamoe

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    1. A BlizzardClanner - matty
    2. A plural noun - houses
    3. Adjective - funny
    4. Adjective - sweet
    5. Adjective - perverted
    6. A Clan/Tribe/Group - windclan
    7. A verb ending in -ed - wrecked
    8. Adjective - lively
    9. Verb - moan
    10. Noun - paper
    11. Plural body part - hind legs
    12. Evil action - singing 'oh oh oh it's magic'
    13. Another BlizzardClanner - mami
    14. Plural weapons - scythes
    15. Adverb ending in -ly - awkwardly
    16. Exclamation of some sort - oh Kanye!
    17. Verb ending in -ing - swimming
    18. Verb - groan
    19. Adjective - pleasing



    One day, Matty was taking a peaceful stroll in BlizzardClan. The sky was blue and the grass was green, and as usual, a group of houses were frolicking on the sky islands. Watching them made Matty feel funny and sweet inside, so Matty decided to approach the group.
    Suddenly, a perverted member of windclan jumped out of the bushes and wrecked everyone. Matty was lively, so he/she/they decided to moan the group of houses. The BlizzardClanner was about to finish when suddenly, a huge paper fell from the sky, impaling him/her/them through the chest.
    “As according to plan!” cackled the member of windclan, rubbing his hind-legs together in an evil manner. “Now I will proceed to singing 'oh oh oh it's magic'!”
    It seemed, however, that this evil schemer had forgotten one thing: that he was in plain sight of every other BlizzardClanner in the middle of BlizzardClan territory. Matty’s Clanmates rushed over in a patrol led by Mami, scythes at the ready.
    “You better get out of here!” threatened Mami awkwardly. “We won’t forgive you for this!”
    “Well, oh Kanye!” screamed the member of windclan, swimming into the sunset.
    “And that’s a lesson to groan every member of windclan on sight!” Mami declared to the rest of the patrol. “Now, let’s get Matty’s pleasing corpse and head back!”


    wait
    what

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    [justify][font=times new roman][size=10]oh my god I'm like hysterical with laughter rn holy shit hahaha

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    I DIDN'T MEAN FOR IT TO
    OH GOSH
    OH KANYE WHY
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    [justify]omfg
    track for when i get off mobile
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    that quote pretty much sums up my life
    good job starling and mei, you've officially created the best libs ever xD

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    im crying @ all of these tbh

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    One day, Momo was taking a peaceful stroll in BlizzardClan. The sky was blue and the grass was green, and as usual, a group of French Fries were frolicking on the sky islands. Watching them made Momo feel sticky and shiny inside, so Momo decided to approach the group.
    Suddenly, a greasy member of TRift jumped out of the bushes and hopped everyone. Momo was beautiful, so he/she/they decided to groan the group of French fries.
    The BlizzardClanner was about to finish when suddenly, a huge pillow fell from the sky, impaling him/her/them through the chest.
    “As according to plan!” cackled the member of The Rift, rubbing his toes together in an evil manner. “Now I will proceed to sing sh*tty songs in the shower!”
    It seemed, however, that this evil schemer had forgotten one thing: that he was in plain sight of every other BlizzardClanner in the middle of BlizzardClan territory. Momo’s Clanmates rushed over in a patrol led by Lostpaw, pool noodles at the ready.
    “You better get out of here!” threatened Lostpaw quickly. “We won’t forgive you for this!”
    “Well, OH HELL TO THE NAW!” screamed the member of the Rift, flailing into the sunset.
    “And that’s a lesson to slither every member of the Rift on sight!” Lostpaw declared to the rest of the patrol. “Now, let’s get Momo’s bootylicious corpse and head back!”

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