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    Jamie was sitting by the dark abandoned pond like usual looking for ladies to hit on. He didn't have anything else to do so why not do his favorite thing? All Jamie really cared about in a lady was her butt size or her boob size, but they were wolfs so there wasn't really much to look at, Jamie was more like a perverted-human.[size=8][color=white][font=arial][justify][/justify]

    [fancypost borderwidth=0px;][justify][size=8]Romeo wasn't much of a flirt. He honestly hated flirting mostly because he wasn't that much of an asshole--but he was kind of an asshole. The odd-eyed wolf teleported by the pond only to notice Jamie. He tilted his head. "Yo!" He called out to the fellow wolf. "Haven't seen your pretty ass around here. Romeo Le nom, agréable de vous rencontrer." He spoke. He basically said: "The name's Romeo, pleasure to meet you."

    [justify][size=8][color=white][font=arial]Jamie quickly turned to realized the other wolf was talking to him. He wasn't that used to male voices because of his obsession with ladies. "Uh, Hey? I don't speak french so piss off." Jamie sooner realized how rude he just sounded to the other wolf. He didn't know what else to say so it just slipped out of his big mouth

    [fancypost borderwidth=0px;][justify][size=8] "Don't like my bomb-ass native tongue?" The black wolf asked, sticking out his tongue and flexing it at Jamie. If anything, Romeo didn't piss-off when told to. He pissed-off when he wanted too. "Lighten up numbnuts."

    [justify][size=8][font=arial][color=white]Jamie quickly swapped the subject as he figured he should. "So you know any hot girls?" Jamie asks with hesitation. He was always looking for a way to meet a new girl any time or any day.

    [fancypost borderwidth=0px;][justify][size=8] "What? Am I not of your satisfaction, numbnuts?" Romeo challenged, quirking an eyebrow as he spoke and striking a confident, flirtatious pose. Yep, he was definitely going to call this guy numbnuts for the rest of his life.

    [justify][color=white][size=8][font=arial]Jamie gave the other wolf a quick glance. "Hey it's not you, I'm just always on the lookout for hot girls, got a problem?" Jamie winked a eye and gave a short smile.

    [fancypost borderwidth=0px;][justify][size=8] "You don't think I'm hot? Kiss my ass." Romeo growled under his breath, sitting down. The odd-eyed wolf self-proclaimed himself as being hot. Even though Jamie was looking for feminine form, Romeo was still too goddamn sexy to be ignored.

    [justify][size=8][color=white][font=arial]Jamie quickly snatched back. "Sorry did you not hear the word G-I-R-L-'S? I'm not gay you fag, now please would you answer my question? Do you know any hot G-I-R-L-'S?" Jamie blew the hair out of his face.

    [fancypost borderwidth=0px;][justify][size=8] "You're coming off really homophobic numbnuts." The black wolf said, nodding his head, putting on a sarcastic frown. He could care less if someone was a homophobic. "No, I don't know any hot girls because I'm the hottest b*tch in this place." Romeo said, examining his claws because he was far more interested in them rather than the scene itself.

    [justify][font=arial][size=8][color=white]Jamie took a small pause and then started up again. "You know, I am homophobic, thanks for finally noticing scumb*g, and you are gross, disgusting, and ugly, unlike myself so stop bragging. Get lost before I make you asswhipe.

    [fancypost borderwidth=0px;][justify][size=8] "What did you say? I'm sorry, I don't speak fuckboy." Romeo growled in annoyance, stiffening with every word. "Honey, you do not want to start a fight with me." The French wolf snarled, rolling his eyes at Jamie. No one would dare start a fight with him--mostly because he's humorous and charismatic but still.

    [justify][font=arial][size=8][color=white]Jamie snarled. "Uh buddy, did you just say your stronger than me? Do you want to see my collection of my fighting championship awards? Fu*k off. Jamie said in annoyance.

    [fancypost borderwidth=0px;][justify][size=8] "F*ck your fighting championships awards. I don't give two sh*ts about them." Romeo snarled harshly. Yeah, I am stronger than you. Once I'm done with you, fucknut, your pretty face is going to hell." The wolf threatened. He only reacted rudely when others reacted rudely to him--therefore he's forced to make drastic threats.

    [justify][font=arial][size=8][color=white]"I see your ref assh*le, and you should care about those awards. I'm stronger than you and you already know it, go fu*k yourself and leave me the fu*k alone!" Jamie said harsh fully staring at his right paw.

    [fancypost borderwidth=0px;][justify][size=8]Loosing all patience, he decided to defend himself. The wolf let out a growl before aiming to use his elemental powers to make the water out of the pond lift into the air and slam upon Jamie. If successful, it would ultimately drench him with cold water. Then, he would aim to shift the water to ice, not thick ice, just easy-to-break ice.

    [justify][font=arial][size=8][color=white]Jamie decided to escape this awkward situation by crossing the lake. He hoped into the cold-ish water and aimed to swim across but there was the thought of the other wolf following him so he swam a bit faster than normal and was soon to the other side. He began his journey to find some ladies to stay the night at his place.

    [fancypost borderwidth=0px;][justify][size=8] "Running away so soon?" Romeo barked. Damn, he would've loved to finish the fight.


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