woah, I thought America was all YASSSSSMURICAROCKS EAGLESANDSTARSANDSTRIPES F*CK YEAH MURICA NATIONAL PRIDE MUCH?!
I would also ban the use of the term 'chips' for crisps and 'candy' for sweets
Honesty, 'Murica
And ban the American use of z instead of s in many words
I did not know that, but that American man succeeded in pissing off the British.
Well done America.
Aw, stop it, you xD We British pride ourselves in being cute and well-educated
not that all Americans aren't well educated
I wouldn't know, I'm just a Brit
...Brits are not girly and cute.
They are STRONG. And POLITE. And INTELLIGENT. And SOCIOPATHIC.(Basically describing Sherlock Holmes but meh)
*Sarcastic clapping from the Brits* Well done, America. Well. Done,
it's his fault Brits think of us that waySorry I was away, I was having Chinese food and rice pudding
you don't know what rice pudding is
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT RICE PUDDING IS
*Angry breathing*
...Have a seat, let me tell you a story
Once upon a time, there was some rice in a field on a plant.
Somebody found the rice and said, "Hey, I really want to eat that even though it could be poisonous!"
So they ate it, and liked it.
Then another person met the founder of rice and talked about its potential.
The Founder said savoury oriental meals.
The other person said a dessert.
They both made their meals, the Founder making many different spicy dishes, while the other person mixed rice with milk and sugar to make rice pudding.
It is the best dish made with rice, and is nicer than it sounds.
THE END
I just got your username, metal gear solid/solid snake to liquid snake
I know, I know.
100% true
Ha ha xD
I see.I knew that
At least I have heard of it, that's something, right?
And yes, actually, I did <3 What honour? That died a long time ago
Why thank you.
And honestly, honor is the least of my worries right now
What I'm having for breakfast tomorrow, mainly
I like your way.
Its settled, I'll eat everything
Yeah, go 'Murica! *cough* not *cough*
I said go 'Murica. Heh.
*Nervous laughter*
LMAO I'M LAUGHING SO HARD AT THAT
I DON'T KNOW WHY
I CAN'T STOP I'M SORRY XD
Okay... I think I'm calm now.*choking on laughter*[s][/s]
*slaps hand away* The British are free, too!
Aw, I'm your friend? How unlike an American.
And little?! Charming.
My little American friend, I'm just getting started.