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I'LL GET THE QUEEN ON YOU BRUH

WE HAVE THE ENTIRE ROYAL FAMILY BRUH AND THE PRIME MINISTAH

WE HAVE AFTERNOON TEA WITH CUCUMBER SANDWICHES SOOOOO

WITH NO CRUSTS

I KNOW
MY LIFE IS A MESS
WAIT WE HAVE CAKE AND TEA AND SCONES TOO

VICTORIA SPONGE AND RED VELVET AND CHOCOLATE AND CHEESECAKE AND OTHER TYPES OF CAKE
Cake is love. Cake is life.
Take that America, we have tea and cakes

YES, ICE CREAM CAKE.
fiteme we have a really cool flag, no stars and stripes for us

I know right we have #redblueandwhite and you... waaaaaait a second

*HEAVY BREATHING BECAUSE CAKE IN GENERAL*

why hello liquid snake

*Heavy breathing because FOOD*

Oh please, call me jack

I'm hungry now

damn

I'm going to starve to death

I need to make a plotting thread and call it;

Hit me with your best plot, fire away (Plot with Jackkkkkkk)

Lets co-create one then

I would but there's nothing in.
I'M GOING TO STARVE
#tellmystory

YES
In fancy text, please.

#Cucumbersandwichesarewrong (In every sense of the word)

They make the bread soggy and weird.
Cucumber sandwiches should be illegal.
Will you sign my petition?

Okay then, take your time
But quite quickly
Sherlock reference right there

Hmm.
BxB, GxB (As long as they are interesting plots)
Fantasy/Supernatural (Not the TV show, never watched)
Sherlock
Animals (Mainly cats)
Marvel/DC
TH/LOTR
Amongst other things I can't be bothered listing sooooooooo

Yay that's two votes. Let's just ask everybody we see to sign it.

Then send me the link :)

Yes. Put it on the thread as a poll

I hope we get lots of signings on the petition...

heh heh heh
#jackforpresident
wait..
#jackforprimeminister

excuse me I would also ban America

You can move over here to be saved I suppose