[fancypost borderwidth=0; font-size:10pt; text-align:justify; width:470px;]it was with anger that the young child put on her plastic tiara. nobody at the playground wanted to play with her because they said she was a "bully" and "hurt their feelings". psh, they didn't deserve her time anyway. she had better things to do like watch diners, drive-ins and dives. guy fieri was her idol. she would do that when she got home though, she made sure that she had mom record the newest episode.
the six year old with a god complex wandered over to the swing set and sat on one of the swings, glaring at the kids that were going down the slide. "mother, put on my song!" she demanded with a stomp of her foot, causing a bunch of wood mulch to fly up. her mother obeyed, handing queen the mp3 player. queen immediately snatched it from her hand and put in one of the pink earbuds. as u can't touch this by mc hammer began to play, she stared off into the distance in the way that always made her mother want to cower in fear.
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