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  • [fancypost borderwidth=0; font-size:8pt; text-align:justify; width:470px][ woop woop got permission from madi to hack into the pa system yas ]


    she was only physically and spiritually the age of three and a half moons, but she somehow had her warrior name. that was because she was the queen of memes and therefore got what she wanted. she was memequeen. queen of sad frogs, troll faces... guy fieri, et cetera. she hadn't even joined the group, just decided to occupy the same mall as the tidalclanners. she was a member though, but she didn't know it.


    currently, she was were they keep all the technical stuff. she had walked right past the room where the surveillance footage was, assuming the cameras didn't work. if they did, nobody was even in there so she had nothing to worry about. she quickly found the smaller room she was looking for beside the control room and opened the door with both of her tiny paws. the technology savvy demigirl stepped inside and quickly closed the door, then opened it again. she forgot to grab the chair.


    the red tabby actually had to venture into where more of the tidalclanners were, but went unnoticed by any of the members. having super strength was useful in this situation and as soon as she saw a chair she ran and pulled it back upstairs and into where the pa system was located. she shut the door, locked it, and then propped the chair underneath the door handle. she saw a youtube video that taught her how to do all this * and wasn't suprised that she hadn't gotten caught yet. she was sneaky as * so it wasn't that hard for her.


    alright, now it was time to get down to business. it was incredibly easy for her. she was doing this * mikey way style. she conjured up the cassette player and plugged it in. she put in the cassette and made sure the volume slider was pushed all the way to the right, at the loudest it could go, she pressed down the play button to let it lock.


    [color=white][b]"ooOOH WE'RE NO STRANGERS TO LOOVE," blared through the mall as the kitten sat down to listen to what the tidalclanners had to say about this. the song was called never gonna give up, it was by rick roll, and it was very much an internet meme. rick rollin' af. [ ew i did this on mobile ]
    [Center] #memequeen [/align]

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    [omg memequeeN IM CACKLING]
    Tyler was startled out of his sleep, his ivory fur prickling and his ears stinging. What in Raziel's name was that?


    It was only until the chorus that he realized exactly what song this was. Needless to say, he was a bit grumpy when he discovered that his nap had been interrupted by a Rick Rollin' lunatic. "Dear God," mumbled the irritated warrior, rubbing his temples.
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    "what the- my god what is that?" he said loudly, covering his ears with his tan and spotted paws. without much of a warning, he was surprised a lot when he heard the music blare out of the PA system. he didn't even know they had one. looking up at the nearest speaker, he growled as he tried to block it out.


    [/fancypost][color=transparent]#samwashere

  • [align=center][fancypost bgcolor=; border: 1px transparent solid; width: 400px; height: auto; font-family: arial; font-size: 8pt;][justify]Unlike the older TidalClanners, the sudden music playing barely affected her and she took it all in a stride. The only sign that she gave showing that she even heard the blaring cassette was a quick flicker of her eyes up to the ceiling, before locking her gaze forwards again. It was a catchy enough song, but nothing to get her super excited.





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    [align=center][font=georgia]P A T R I C K S T U M P
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    [fancypost bgcolor=; border: none; width: 350px; padding: 0px; text-align: justify; color: #000]//I THINK I CHOKED ON SPIT HOLY SHIT ARIAL


    Patrick gasped aloud, "The f*ck are you?!" He was in a panic because she didn't look familiar nor did he know her name. It could be a spy for all he knew. He looked towards Patrick with his dark chocolate chips.


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    [color=transparent] #Patrickstump

  • [fancypost borderwidth=0; font-size:8pt; text-align:justify; width:470px;][ memequeen is mEEe af ]
    the red tabby had one of her ears pressed against the floor, listening to both the song and the reactions without a sound. meh, not too bad. she was considering switching to the microphone when she heard somebody shouting at her and glanced up from the floor. how'd this dude get in here? whatever, she didn't care as long as he was quiet. "shUSh, cabbage man. i'm listening to my tunes." memequeen said, choosing the name cabbage man because she felt like it. she then put her ear back down while making a clicking noise with her tongue.
    [Center] #memequeen [/align]

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    [align=center][font=georgia]FALLEN ANGEL, with a BROKEN ARROW
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    Cainsmark loved kids. Really, he did. Hell, it was that crippling affection that kept getting him into these messes in the first place (he was trying not to think of Finnishwars by name, nauseous by the thought) but that morning his hangover just was not in agreement with the sudden blaring music. With a choked groan, he stayed in his shop and muted the soundwaves until there was silence again. Yeah, no. He wasn't awake enough yet to go investigate, not like normally.
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    [/fancypost][align=center]#cainsbby #sugarcains

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    [fancypost bgcolor=silver; border: 0px solid black; width: 350px; height: 15px; margin-top: -34px; color: white;][sub]HANGOVER SAGITTARIUS Δ TIDALCLAN Δ 5 MONTHS[/fancypost]
    [fancypost borderwidth=0; width: 380px; margin-top: 8px;][justify][sub]oMFG ARIAL THIS IS THE BEST


    hangover came up besides her father, giving memequeen a... confused look. "cabbage man? who are calling that?" she asked, having no clue who cabbage man was in a lame track post. and tunes? wasn't that the human word for music playlist?


    [align=center][sub] #MELTEMPLATE Δ