1000 ways to get kicked out of Walmart!

Dress up like a Pikachu (From pokemon) and carry around a tazaar. When some asks you what you are doing or who you are shout, 'PIKA! PIKACHU!' then tazzar them. Then make a run for it

Eat a employey.

destroy all the tvs in the tv section...

Host a movie night in the TV section with popcorn.

Take human blood from a hospital and rub it on the counters in the meat section and call an investigative team and frame Walmart for murder.

Silly string everyone in the store.

Dart around the store suspiciously while humming the Mission Impossible theme.

Set up your own 'Jeopardy' game and charge people $10 to play.

Take some toothpaste and a toothbrush and go into the bathroom and start brusjing your teeth.

take food from the frozen food section, and open it and eat it.

Play with a bunch of party poppers while singing Firework by Katy Perry

go to the floral section and make your voice high with balloons.

Host a wedding in the fake flower isle.

Launch fireworks in the store.

Smash a beatles CD onto a fake beatle toy.Scream "DIE BEATLEZ!DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

Take random cloths from the racks and put them on over your cloths. Then walk around the store posing and modling. If someone asks what you are doing, say 'I'm a super model! NOW GO AND GET ME MY COFFEE!'

You hate the Beatles?!?!?!?

Start playing the video games that they have out for display for hours until you finish the game.

Grab fake light-sabers off the shelf and hit the nearest person in the face with it.

Walk into Wal-Mart and scream "YOU BETTER GIVE ME FREE STUFFZ" Then grab something outta someone's cart and run.

Try to piggy back ride customers.