Empty out all the soap in the soap isle and slide around all an ice rink.
1000 ways to get kicked out of Walmart!
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Grab some canned beer and walked up to random people, thrust a beer in their hand and scream, "Tonights gonna be crazy b****."
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Throw frozen turkeys at people.
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ow that would hurt.
Find random people around the store and perpose to them crying, "Beautiful, I love your lush beautiful butt."
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yes.
it wouldjust scream
scream at everything
and everyone
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turn off the lights and say into the intercom, "666.''
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Grab a random veggie out of some shopper's cart and scream, "I FOUND YOU HENRY!" Then throw Henry at everyone you can find until you pass out. :3
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get ice crem and dump it on peoples head while making sexual noises.
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eat people's shoes
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Hold a black cat and force people to hold it.
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Lick the floor. When people ask what you're doing, invite them to join you. You must be dressed as Ronald McDonald.
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Release the bunnies!
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Dress like a ninja and hide behind a shelf. Whenever someone passes by, tackle them.
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dress as a football player and throw coke at people screaming, "Hi Im (y/n) and I love coke America."
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Dance.
Dance like the oompa toast you are. -
ooc: omg the oompa toast XD
Have a random tug of war with the customers and staff.
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Throw boomerangs throughout the store.
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and the usual: throw Mcnuggets at people screaming, "wallabies will die for your feathering tooth."
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Insanity is important.Go to the employees and hit them over the head with a roll of plastic bags saying, "I defy your law!"
Plastic bags are banned where I live...Make Life colorful!
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