And then rob the store.
1000 ways to get kicked out of Walmart!
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Then marry a strawberry shortcake doll.
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Act like Cesar Milan and "SH!" every one you see. -
Pelt everyone with eggs while saying: "DESE ARE CHICKENS' BABIES. DUN BREAK 'EM."
But as soon as they all break, throw a ragefest in front of everyone about how eggs are mistreated.
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THEN... get a random toy chicken and say,"THIS IS THEIR MAMA. RETURN THEM!!!! THEY HAVE A LIFE!!!" -
XD Then walk up to a clown who's been watching all this and say, "NICE TO MEET YOU!" while pelting them with frozen waffles.
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Eat soap, when someone asks you what you are doing say: THIS IS A FREE COUNTRY!
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yell"EAT VOLTAGE!!!" and throw rubber lightning shape stuffs at peeps. "I AM THOR. THE ONE AND ONLY."
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Run in dressed as the Nyan Cat and run around going NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN.
or hold a homestuck convention in the frozen goods isle.
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IC: Jump up on this random person's shoulders and demand a piggy back ride. Then while riding this person start smacking everything you see besides yourself.
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Forever and always, but did you mean it babay? I don't think so... OH OH!
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Have your own personal BronyCon in the cosmetics isle.
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go to walmart and bring your laptop so you can download HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA on your files on the computer and title it porn. Then leave it and wait to find a employer pick it up and show it to their boss. Laugh you ass out when they click it.
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IC: take your laptop and smash it on the ground, then ask for free ice cream. When they arent looking steal a laptop and put on annoying orange and blast it over the loudspeaker.
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Go around throwing pies wearing a shirt that says 'I like pies!'
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Dress Up like Link From Legend of Zelda and play 'The Ocarina Of Time' Then shout "Why isnt the %$#@ Sun Coming Up!!!"
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Cosplay as Edward and Alphonse Elric, and Roy Mustang from Fullmetal Alchemist, and do a little EdxAl and EdxRoy
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Release tigers inside the brisket section.
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IC: Get a severe case of chicken pox and scream "NOOOO! CHICKENS ARE ON MY FACE!" Then pelt people with broccoli.
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Stand up on the counters and sing "Someone call 911..."