[align=center][fancypost bgcolor=; bordercolor=#ffffff; borderwidth=6px; border-top: 15px #ffffff solid; background: url(http://i.imgur.com/Y63L7jo.gif); background-position: top; height: 160px; width: 268px;][fancypost bgcolor=#ffffff; bordercolor=; borderwidth=0px; height: 21px; width: 268px; overflow: auto; color: #1d0031; font-size: 7pt; font-family: georgia; text-transform: uppercase; text-align: center; margin-left: -15px; margin-top: -19px; opacity: 1.0;] i am the king! i am the king of c-c-cool! [/fancypost][/fancypost][fancypost bgcolor=#ffffff; bordercolor=#ffffff; borderwidth=0px; height: 20px; width: 280px; color: #1d0031; font-size: 8pt; font-family: verdana; text-transform: uppercase; text-align: center; letter-spacing: 6px; margin-top: -6px;]THE ICE KING![/fancypost][fancypost bgcolor=#aedbf5; bordercolor=; borderwidth=0px; width: 296px; height: 180px; overflow: hidden; padding: 7px;][fancypost bgcolor=#aedbf5; bordercolor=#aedbf5; borderwidth=0px; width: inherit; height: inherit; padding: 0px; padding-right: 32px; overflow: auto;][fancypost bgcolor=#aedbf5; bordercolor=#aedbf5; borderwidth=0px; width: inherit; height: inherit; padding: 0px; text-align: justify; font-family: georgia; font-size: 11px; color: #1d0031; line-height: 11px;]man, was ice king bored. there was never anything going on in the ice kingdom, unless you liked penguin dance parties. the snowy-furred lynx used to, but then gunter broke the stereo. "stupid penguins," he muttered under his breath, as he heaved an enormous bag behind him. it was stuffed to the brim with his possessions, like his drum kit, and all that weird stuff from the 'the past' room. the only thing of his that wasn't in the sack was a golden crown, with three enormous red gems adorning the front. perched atop his head, the crown pretty much never left his person. well, unless his turbo bros, finn and jake, punched it off. actually, now that he thought about it, that wasn't really something you did to a turbro.
then the universe decided to take a dump on his existence, and negated his ice powers. like, what was up with that? he was the ice king. you can't really be an ice king without ice powers. otherwise you're a liar. like finn that one time when he wrote fake letters so his crazy ex would wanna fight him, just cuz he wanted to have another cosmic owl dream. she completely trashed his house, for glob's sake! "i mean, sure, she's a princess, but you don't go and get her to beat up one of your bros just because of a dream! am i right, goonther?" this was met by a 'wenk' from one of the many penguins that were following after the senile wizard.
"speaking of, maybe there's gonna be some hot new princesses in this place! ooh, i hope they're as pretty as pb. actually, i wonder where she is? she's gone completely off the grid. man, i hope finn isn't secretly trying to block my princess game. that's just- GUNTHER NO!" one of the penguins had been rummaging in the bag, and was about to smash a vase that had been stowed in there. "sweetie, you can't just go around smashing other people's things. at least, not while we're travelling. you don't wanna get the glass all over the place, what if you step in it later? when get there, you can have as many smashable things as you want, mm'kay?" ignoring the penguin's death glare, ice king trudged up to the border, and gave a yell.
"HELLOOOO! ARE THERE ANY PRINCESSES AROUND? CUZ' THERE'S ONE FINE PIECE OF WIZARD RIGHT HERE, READY TO DATE!"
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