TGBW | plotting thread + private

You@All: Welcome Bleu~
You@All: I forgot what I said so I was checking, because I say a lot of stuff.
Bleu@All: i liked the end especially
Bleu@All: and also, hello genocidal cherry
You@All: I was a Hitler that day
Bleu@All: you were
You@All: but they were tasty
You@All: so tasty
Bleu@All: i do not like cherries as food. cherries are friends.
You@All: shh, the genecidal cherry enjoys both.
You@All: and salmon
Bleu@All: ew fish
Bleu@All: brb, gotta check the da
Bleu@All: /200 messages/ i checked it last night!!!
You@All: it's them deviations
You@All: lion has like a thousand every day
You@All: i've seen it ma own eyeballs
You@All: *with
Bleu@All: i usually just ignoer most of them, they go away after a while. like friends. *gross sobbing in corner*
Bleu@All: *ignore
You@All: ;.;
You@All: i don't always buy microsoft word, but when i do, it's to correct my very simple mistakes
Bleu@All: i messaged you <3
Bleu@All: on da
You@All: i'll do it when you ain't watching~
You@All: *winking*
You@All: *OBVIOUS WINKING*
Bleu@All: what are you doing with your face
Bleu@All: it looks like you ate a bad cherry wtf
You@All: hey, that guy was craven and he knew it
You@All: i just didn't think he was serious when he said he wore daipers to the war.
Bleu@All: omg
You@All: maybe i shouldn't have done all Hitler on my comrades.
Bleu@All: probably not. how will you fight the war now?
You@All: obviously i'll hire the rasperries.
You@All: they're desperate to be put in sexy women's mouths like use cherries
You@All: *us
Bleu@All: nah man, the blueberries are better mercenaries. a little pricey but you know how it is.
You@All: i suppose they have their merits, but what of the blackberries? I thought they, blueberries, and strawberries were still fueding in the Great Berryer War over territories?
Bleu@All: awh yes, but many blueberries have lost faith in their ability to protect their homeland, and if they aid in the war, perhaps the remainder of the cherry army will aid in their endeavours?
Bleu@All: the blackberries are ferocious and have many dieseas that they use against the other armies
Bleu@All: *diseases
Bleu@All: i have not heard the strawberries tactics, though i assume they are as violent as their culture, the sadistic cannibals
You@All: the cherry army hasn't been able to keep allies since the last Cerise Cherry betrayed the pineapples in the fight against the huskmelons. the pineapples are a respected bunch; if they say to fight us, which of the lesser fruits will manage to rebel? The strawberries are savages, but not stupid. They would not revolt against someone as strong as the pineapples.
You@All: Blackberries are a cowardly lot, altogether. They use stealth and deception -- i don't want their ranks in my army.
You@All: and we've already killed thousands of huskmelons before betraying the pineapples. they would not assist
Bleu@All: good point, general. i understand if your army is afraid of a couple of disloyal apples of the pine. the pineapples have long since turned their back on the blueberries, and the huskmelons have taken the side of the strawberries, remember? perhaps instead i should enlist the aid of the salmonpeople; they at least do not fear the pineapple tyrants.
You@All: the salmonpeople... now that is a name i have not heard spoken in ages. they were brave soldiers and commanders, in their day, but they have faded until they are nothing more than legand and lore. my numbers have only heard of rumors of these soldiers that are neutral, having never taken a side. do you think it would be possible to find these myths? to save the kingdom of the cherries?
You@All: and who are you, random traveller, that has knowledge of the salmonpeople? are you a spy? have you come to murder me for your savage cause?
You@All: you know i am a general. you know my rank. yet i know nothing of you.
You@All: Bleu.
You@All: Me.
You@All: You.
Bleu@All: omg so sorry
You@All: Sentient warring fruit thread.
Bleu@All: my computer froze
Bleu@All: we should have that, i agree.
You@All: We make it like Game of Thrones.
You@All: And Skyrim.
You@All: And Dragon Age.
Bleu@All: and like, the ranger's apprentice?
You@All: And Lord of the Rings.
You@All: And that.
You@All: MAybe the fruits are shapeshifters that have learned to take human form, because it's easier to do everyday tasks in.
Bleu@All: (adult medieval shows of awesome, feels the need to mention a childish book series. #2winornot2win)
You@All: And they have powers and gods based on their fruits.
Bleu@All: like, the blueberries are sort of short, harrassed-looking people, the lowest class of berry
Bleu@All: yes to the gods thing
Bleu@All: the strawberries are like, the amazonian cannibals or something.
You@All: That settles it.
You@All: WE'RE DOIN' IT.
Bleu@All: would you like me make the planning thread so we can store info?
You@All: Let me write down the the set up, quick.
You@All: And yes.
Bleu@All: kkkk
You@All: done.
Bleu@All: the jm chat thing should totally be the introduction
You@All: But, you know, with proper grammer and stuff
Bleu@All: edited and perfect
You@All: THIS CAN BE ONE OF MY INTERESTING THREADS.
You@All: I'm so excited.
You@All: AND THE PLUMS
You@All: THE PEACHES AND NECTERINES CAN BE IN THE WAR WITH EACH OTHER CAUSE THEY KIND OF TASTE AND LOOK THE SAME
You@All: like envy and jealously or something.
You@All: AND PLUMS..
Bleu@All: http://warriorcatsrpg.com/inde…2.msg79875330#msg79875330
You@All: Bananas can be the man-whore race.
Bleu@All: YES
You@All: we need a woman-whore race
You@All: who can war with the bananas
Bleu@All: uhm. grapes?
You@All: hmm, sexy grapes.
Bleu@All: cantaloupes
You@All: AND GRAPPLES
You@All: NEED TO BE HERE
Bleu@All: GRAPPLES
You@All: AND BANAPPLES
You@All: They can be magic experiments
You@All: or half-breeds
You@All: HALF-BLOODS
Bleu@All: okay, all hybrid apple types need to be serious enemies but like, war against the apples together
Bleu@All: YES
You@All: They'll be like the elves all warring with each other
Bleu@All: they can be looked down on like in harry potter, but you know, feared like monsters
You@All: who should be the dwarves?
You@All: citrus fruits?
Bleu@All: yes
You@All: AND THE SALMONPEOPLE
You@All: WHOM ARE THEY
Bleu@All: in a couple years, people will look back on this and be like "wtaf". and literally, the salmonpeople. are salmon.
You@All: BUT HOW TO THEY FIT IN?
You@All: are they myths?
Bleu@All: they were considered the gods of the world, but just. disapeared. like the AVATAR
You@All: anchient gods that vegetables look upon?
You@All: YES
You@All: SO MANY YESES
Bleu@All: *disappeared
You@All: let's just keep brainstorming and I'll copy the whole JM.
Bleu@All: and its been like, constant turmoil and war ever sicne they left
Bleu@All: *since
You@All: absouletly
Bleu@All: kk, my computer panics whenever i have the jm open and another thread at the same time
You@All: we need a list of all the fruits in the world.
Bleu@All: and like, when the "traveller" arrives and mentions the salmonpeople's return, everyone is like "nu-uh" and s/he's like "yeah-huh"
Bleu@All: nd its basically he-said, she-said
You@All: who is this traveller?
Bleu@All: *and
You@All: how does he know?
You@All: OH MY GOD, I FORGOT ABOUT KIWIS
Bleu@All: an unknown person in a cloak who is neutral
Bleu@All: MAYBE HE'S A SALMONPERSON
You@All: YES
Bleu@All: *s/he's
You@All: I REBELLING SALMONPERSON
You@All: *A
Bleu@All: but like, he shows up to move the pot along
You@All: we'll need to condense some of these fruits, i guess, into the major ones.
You@All: YES
Bleu@All: gives a motivational speech here, kills a couple hundred warriors there.
Bleu@All: we do, so as to not get too spread out character-wise
You@All: so, like, i'll point at a fruit with my cursor, and you say YES or NO at whether they should be a kindgom.
You@All: but we still need the hybrids
Bleu@All: kk, it may take a moment for my computer to load, warning, but it should be fine.
You@All: they'll be like the non-clanners and stuff.
Bleu@All: all hybrids against their original forms, right?
You@All: OOH, yes
You@All: okay, the thingie
Bleu@All: like grapples + crew, fighting the apples
You@All: so we need the apples
Bleu@All: but the main plot revolves around the the Berryer War between the blackberries, blueberries, and strawberries, and all other things with '-berry' in its name are associated with them
You@All: and then if the hybrids win, it's hybrid against hybrid, because they all want to take that kingdom over
Bleu@All: yay or nay?
You@All: YES
You@All: And the cherries, the ostracized ones, can be the ones to hear from the mysterious "Salmonperson"
You@All: cause no one believes them but a few
You@All: and they're out protagonists
You@All: or soemthing
Bleu@All: okay, so the end of the introduction is the stranger laughing and walking away without giving any further information, like how s/he knows or why she came and told the general about it
Bleu@All: and yes
You@All: jsut basically being a douche, yes
Bleu@All: cherries should totally be the one who hear about it and try to tell everyone that "the salmon are returning" like its the samon going back upriver or something
Bleu@All: WHAT IF THEY WERE MIGRATING AND NOW THEY'RE RETURNING
You@All: oh my god, we're using that exacvt wording
You@All: YES
You@All: THAT
You@All: AND BEARS
Bleu@All: but since they're sort of human, they stay for a couple hundred years because #immortal
You@All: BEARS CAN BE THE ANCHIENT SATAMS
You@All: i can't spell!
You@All: *SATANS
Bleu@All: YES THOUGH
You@All: okay, let's get the fruit list. I kind of want the dragonfruit to be like real dragons.
Bleu@All: alright, i'm going to reload my computer, which means i lose the chat i have so far, but i'll copy/paste it to the thread ^^
You@All: and the elderberries can be like the berries species' heavenly, passed members.
Bleu@All: back
You@All: did you get this?
You@All: and the elderberries can be like the berries species' heavenly, passed members.
Bleu@All: okay, repeat that, it didn't make sense to me xD
You@All: like in the WARRIORS, they've got Starclan.
You@All: the berries have Elderberries
Bleu@All: so like, elderberries is heaven?
Bleu@All: OH OKAI
You@All: yes
Bleu@All: #bleuisnotsmart
You@All: all right, apricots.
You@All: i don't really see them fitting in
Bleu@All: hmm. maybe they're neutral, background information?
You@All: all right, cool
Bleu@All: because, apricots. they sound too peaceful to be anything FUN
Bleu@All: bananas are the man-whores, right?
You@All: bananas as sides, also as the man-whotes in brothels?
You@All: *whores
You@All: because the fruits are having brothels
Bleu@All: they're warring with the grapes? the women-whores?
You@All: yes
You@All: side-war
Bleu@All: of course they're having brothels
Bleu@All: who doesn't want fruit brothels
You@All: and they're shaped for it
Bleu@All: ... wtaf is a bilberry though
You@All: so sides, yeah?
Bleu@All: yep
Bleu@All: DWARF
Bleu@All: RELATED TO THE BLUEBERY
You@All: ...jealous, oppressed?
You@All: revolting?
You@All: against the blues?
Bleu@All: allies to the blues? hate it, though, they're the oppressed slaves?
You@All: yes
You@All: we're gonna touch on all social issues with fruit
Bleu@All: yep. the since the grapes are the women-whores, they're probably predominantly bisexual
Bleu@All: *and then sicne
Bleu@All: **since
You@All: oh, all the whores are bisexual
Bleu@All: yes
You@All: the blackberries were the stealthy, creep ones, right?
Bleu@All: and who are the homophobic-in-general race?
You@All: like swamp people?
You@All: ooh, that's a hard one.
Bleu@All: uhm, i think so? yeah, because the strawberries are the cannibals
Bleu@All: hmmm
Bleu@All: which fruit just screams homophobic?
You@All: cousins of the blackberry?
Bleu@All: what?
You@All: ...Huckleberry reminds me of hicks, so...?
Bleu@All: sure
You@All: The blackcurrant.
You@All: like the bilberry
You@All: they could all have sort of civil wars going on inside
Bleu@All: basically, everyone is warring with everyone
You@All: it's a free-for-all
You@All: trust no one
You@All: even the whores
You@All: who have access to your junk
Bleu@All: each race should have their own motto
You@All: absolutely
Bleu@All: like the blueberries say "allies are worthless, get paid for what you do"
You@All: yes
You@All: but we need to make it more... appealing
You@All: so their numbers don't leave them
Bleu@All: strawberries are like "kill or kill, there is notry."
Bleu@All: *no try
Bleu@All: hmm.. "money is good."?
Bleu@All: what do mercenaries think? wdmt?
You@All: and the canberries are like "hey, we're not just for human holidays, everyone! we can kill you on all days of the year"
You@All: hmm
Bleu@All: YES
You@All: I guess somethin like "Because we have to. There is no right or wrong."
Bleu@All: oh, what if the blueberries are hella religious? like they will often just stop and think "what would [insert god here] do?"
You@All: yes
Bleu@All: yes?
You@All: they can be the first to agree with the cherries about he salmonpeople
Bleu@All: YES
Bleu@All: and then the cherries become their almost allies but you know, mercenaries
You@All: actually, blackcurrant or boysenberries for the blackberries's civil unrest?
You@All: no one can trust anyone, remember.
You@All: it'd be endless stalking and questioning
You@All: and probably boning, because yeah
Bleu@All: like, the dungeons will be filled with at least one type of person of everyone race right?
Bleu@All: torturing sessions will be multicultural
You@All: for the most violent, torturous kindgom
You@All: others can be kind of anything
Bleu@All: es
You@All: ooh, I like that
Bleu@All: *yes
Bleu@All: you can't say our executioners are racist. they'e killed everyone, literally.
Bleu@All: *they've
You@All: quoting that in the thread
Bleu@All: do it
You@All: THE THEME SONG SHOULD BE BACK IN BLACK
You@All: i dunno why
You@All: I have an entire list of theme songs
Bleu@All: already?
You@All: I don't know I jsut shouted that out.
You@All: NO in general
You@All: I like to keep them handy for times like this
Bleu@All: OH
Bleu@All: good thinking, nice planning
You@All: The huskmelons could be only the group working together, and thus be the only ones able to challenge the pineappes
You@All: THE PINEAPPES ARE THE MOST EVIL AND DANGEROUS ONES
You@All: But it's because the salmonpeople hunted and ate their ancestors for centuries, and they're taking what they believe should be therirs'
Bleu@All: "are you gonna stay the night" jut came on and i don't know, i ship the cherry general and the unknown traveller so hard
Bleu@All: *just
Bleu@All: YES
You@All: FIRST OFFICIAL SHIP, CHERRYxTRAVELLER
Bleu@All: the pineapples are the strongest, the most dangerous, and they constantly just start shit with everyone
You@All: yes
Bleu@All: the cherry general's initials should be cg for obvious reasons.
Bleu@All: and everyone hates them but nobody ever fights against them
You@All: because they're the most powerfu;
You@All: with the most territory
Bleu@All: 's like, why the berryer war ends? the strawberries, blacberries, and blueberries sort of just look at the massacre and be like "why are we doing this?" and then just joined together in a risky aliiance to take down the pineapples.
You@All: yes
Bleu@All: *its
You@All: and then the story contiues in "A SPIKY ALLIANCE"
You@All: oh, god, could we do anything with this fuirt?
Bleu@All: and maybe the alliance breaks before thy can overtake the tyrants and everything sort of crumbles and the pineapples take control again?
You@All: the required, strange ethnic race?
Bleu@All: yes, we can
Bleu@All: *they
You@All: and then the traveller turns out to be nice and stuff, and he's the Jesus of the world?
You@All: and then some mass exstinction?
Bleu@All: maybe his name is a misspelling of messiah
Bleu@All: like hozier
Bleu@All: idk, just throwing out ideas
You@All: yes
Bleu@All: yes
You@All: i like this thread so much already
Bleu@All: so much muse
Bleu@All: nobody joins because they're like "really? fruits? at war?"
Bleu@All: *now watch as nobody
You@All: cloudberries can be a race of dragonfruit (aka dragon) riders, like we're stealing skyrim
You@All: YES, WE'LL BE THE ONLY ONES
You@All: but they'll all me msising out
You@All: *be
Bleu@All: IT WILL BE A STORY
Bleu@All: BESTSELLER
You@All: ON ALL LISTS
Bleu@All: ALL OF THEM
You@All: COSMO WILL LOVE IT BECAUSE OF THE STEAMY SEX SCENES
Bleu@All: we'l probably get in trouble for making it off of so many different books/shows/things
You@All: we'll pull a twiligt and no one will know how hard we're fanfictioning right now
Bleu@All: and PEOPLE WILL LOVE IT BECAUSE ITS MULTICULTURAL
Bleu@All: shhh nobody will know
You@All: SO MULTICULTURAL
You@All: oooo
You@All: coconuts
You@All: they should be crazy
Bleu@All: how fruits are there in the world?
You@All: some will be background fluff, like far away foreign ones
Bleu@All: and then, how many are we willing to use?
Bleu@All: we have at least twenty with relations to each other xD
You@All: hey, they all need opressed minorities
You@All: and there's no way i'm dumping the whores
Bleu@All: yes they do true true
Bleu@All: and never
Bleu@All: yone loves the good whore story
Bleu@All: *everyone
Bleu@All: my computer keeps eating my words, i don't even know
You@All: but with the coconuts, they could be exstinct because of their insanity, and then people can say "man, you're coconuts"
Bleu@All: YES
You@All: what about dates
You@All: are dates known for anything
Bleu@All: heartbreak?
You@All: ooo
Bleu@All: jk jk i am v funny i know
You@All: they could be like demons
Bleu@All: maybe they're also mercenaries?
You@All: desire demons
Bleu@All: demon mercenaries of desire?
You@All: oh, yes
Bleu@All: yes
You@All: and durians?
You@All: making '80s music?
You@All: MUSICAL RACE
Bleu@All: YES
You@All: FROEIGN MUSICAL RACE
You@All: *foreign
Bleu@All: the bards and musicians that are allowed everyone and maybe are spies
Bleu@All: *everywhere
You@All: oh, bards are always spies
You@All: i'm not going to google any i don't know, because there are going to be so many
Bleu@All: like, they play in the taverns and bars and listen to gossip and get paid really well by drunk one-armed soldiers
You@All: that have taken arrows to the knee
You@All: what about figs?
Bleu@All: that's fine, there's probably a thousand different fruits
You@All: fig
You@All: it's fun to say
Bleu@All: yes. figs.
You@All: ...cattle?
Bleu@All: homophobic race, too?
You@All: that's goo, too
You@All: *good
Bleu@All: i like the cattle idea. they're used for they're really tasty skin by the strawberries
Bleu@All: *their
You@All: TOTALLY
You@All: do you know what a gooseberry is
Bleu@All: by the blackberries aas a man-shield in a battle
Bleu@All: *as
Bleu@All: uhm, sort of?
Bleu@All: i've never had one
You@All: eh, we don't need em
Bleu@All: DISCARD THE GOOSE
You@All: aren't raisins dried grapes?
Bleu@All: yes
Bleu@All: raisins are just really old grapes
You@All: ...and the grapes are the female-whores
Bleu@All: and like, they're wise and respected in the grape-community?
You@All: yes
You@All: they're the matriarchs
Bleu@All: yes
Bleu@All: brb ^^"
You@All: brb, back too~
Bleu@All: back
You@All: do we need grapefruits
Bleu@All: unless as ammunition, i think not
You@All: and guava
You@All: what is guava
Bleu@All: sounds like bat poop...
You@All: then none of that~
Bleu@All: mkay
You@All: jackfruit?
Bleu@All: allies to the bananas?
You@All: mmm
You@All: they can be the burly ones
You@All: KIWIS
Bleu@All: like the really buff, really sary dudes
You@All: the adorably hairy kiwis
Bleu@All: *scary
You@All: OR THE THEME CAN BE 99 RED BALLOONS
Bleu@All: kiwis... maybe the foreigner entertrainers?
You@All: yes
Bleu@All: ners
Bleu@All: *entertainers
Bleu@All: seriously, computer, i'ma throw you for a loop
You@All: MANGOS
You@All: foreign again?
Bleu@All: more dancers?
You@All: a troupe of dancers
Bleu@All: or maybe the artists
You@All: we've got like thirty different races already
Bleu@All: wait, what is the kingdom called?
Bleu@All: the fruitdom?
You@All: should be get the main ones and be finished
You@All: THE FRUITDOM
Bleu@All: yes
You@All: NO, THE SCIENTIFIC NAME OF FRUIT
You@All: WHATEVER THAT IS
Bleu@All: too many fruits, too many characters. GOOGLE IT
You@All: SALMON BERRY
You@All: WTF
You@All: HOW
You@All: DID
Bleu@All: noooo only one salmonpeople
You@All: THEY KNOW
Bleu@All: maybe the salmonpeople destroyed the salmonberry race
You@All: ...ostracized half-blood between a Romeo and Juliet romance?
Bleu@All: yes
You@All: Magnoliophyta
You@All: that kingdom we'd need to learn how to spell
Bleu@All: maybe the kingdom of magnolia?
You@All: so much easier. yes
Bleu@All: magnolia in general?
Bleu@All: instead of just kingdoms of
Bleu@All: because really, wouldn't each race have their own teerritory?
You@All: but the Salmonpeople still refer to is as Mahnoliophyta, because they'd been gone for so many centuries
You@All: yes, they would
Bleu@All: OMG WE CAN USE THE TTS SIGN UP LAYOUT FOR THE CLAN
Bleu@All: *THREAD
Bleu@All: and yes
You@All: scientific nicknames for the individual kindgoms?
You@All: I NEED TO EAT
You@All: WHY
Bleu@All: uh, probably, but they'd have nicknames, obviously. like txt speak xD
You@All: YOU POST ALL THE IDEA YOU HAVE ON THAT THREAD
You@All: I'LL BE BACK
Bleu@All: UNDERSTOOD
You@All: I SWEAR ON THE SALMONPEOPLE'S GRAVES
Bleu@All: ayout and start to lay it all out
Bleu@All: *i'll get the layout
You@All: YES
You@All: THE TITS LAYOUT
Bleu@All: SEE YOU AGAIN JUST STARTED PLAYING
Bleu@All: TTYL and yes tits