Knocked up Idiots (Toby, Frostsoul)

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    Lemonpaw led the way into her leaders den. In wasn't quite a barge in, she did pause before coming in, but it was still a bit of a barge. The she-cat looked around for her leader, she and Coalpaw had to tell Crystalstar that there was a pregnant loner outside, with a tom that obviously just met her.

    Coalpaw waltzed in behind - wait, no, beside Lemonpaw. The little gray tom wasn't going to let a girl get the best of him - even a girl with enough sense to tell Crystalstar something before yowling it to the world. Like he'd done. But he didn't care, because there were other things to care about. Like Ashkit, one of two cats who mattered to him, and Spiritsong, the other one. But he didn't really need to worry about the latter - she was his mentor, after all, and could protect herself if she had to. But what was he worrying about? The only threat was the pregnant loner, and she wasn't much of a threat.

    Lemonpaw rolled her eyes- again. "Um, there's a cat that needs to be exiled." she muttered, glaring at Coalpaw. Lemonpaw couldn't wait for her warrior ceremony, then she could hang out with intelligent cats. Not like, well that. She thought, looking sidelong at Coalpaw. "Where is she?" Lemonpaw asked, suddenly aware that she probably shouldn't have barged into Crystalstar's den like that. Coalpaw was being a bad example.

    Coalpaw's eyes grew wild for no apparent reason. He screeched, "How am I supposed to know where she is? You're supposed to know where she is!" And then he realized how emo he was being and shut up. Taking deep breaths, he calmly said, "I have no idea where our leader is. Perhaps we should look for her." I'm a spaz.

    Lemonpaw jumped when Coalpaw screamed. Yes, she jumped. Lemonpaw blinked a few times trying to regain her self composure and not yell back. Once she was calmed donw, she looked at Coalpaw reproatchfuly(spl?). "Yes, maybe we should go look for her, Drama queen."

    OOC: reproachfully. XDDD Good times.


    IC: Coalpaw lashed his tail angrily. "Say that one more time and I'll use every fighting move I ever learned on you. But maybe we should wait a little longer - I mean, she's got kits and a mate and a whole mess of other cats to take care of. What are the chances of her being in here in the five minutes that we were?" He felt he was being quite logical - for him. He was always a knucklehead.

    ooc- old habbit... (or old couples...)lol
    bic- Lemonpaw rolled her eyes- it was getting to be a habbit. "You don't know any fighting moves." she said. Well, he probobly did. But nothing good, or that he could actually do. Lemonpaw wouldn't ever admit it, but it did kinda make sence that Crystalstar wouldn't be in here right when they were- which was good, seing as she had barged in.

    OOC: What's a habbit? Do you mean habit? XD


    IC: "I do too know fighting moves!" Coalpaw retorted. "I've got a good mentor. She's taught me a lot. Bet you can't say that about YOUR mentor." He sniffed. "So what if my mentor's a girl?"

    ooc- HA-HA
    bic- Lemonpaw's mouth dropped open, she glared openly at the tom. "You s***** pig!" She yelled at him. "You're so lame!"

    Coalpaw looked at her nonchalantly. "Guess I am, then, huh?" he said, trying to match the level of disinterest previously expressed with his eyes. Really, those insults had hurt him, and he was trying very hard not to cry, but he wanted Lemonpaw to think that he was tough and could stand a jeer or two. He wasn't tough, obviously - he acted a lot like a female kit at times, and the female mentor wasn't helping - but when he was in control of his head, he could act as tough as your regular Tigerstar.

    "Yes, you are." Lemonpaw said. She hated toms that acted like she-cats wer below the, hated them. Lemonpaw stood stifly next to Coalpaw, unsure of herself now. What really bugged her was that he couldn't just appoligise, he had to be all tough.

    "Look, I'm sorry," Coalpaw said. Sort of fakely, I might add. "You teased me about my fighting moves, so I figured I would tease you back about your mentor. We're even now." Of course, they weren't even, never would be, would probably always be bickering back and forth through elderhood, but he had to say something to the effect that he would stop tormenting her now.

    Crystalstar blinked in surprise, hearing the yowling and fighting going on her den. Quickening her pace, she easily slid inside of it and spotted the two apprentices. "What in StarClan's name is going on here?", the leader demanded, narrowing her eyes. It wasn't every day she returned to her den to find apprentices in it. Least of all two squabbling ones!

    "It's alright." Lemonpaw told Coalpaw stifly. "I... I'm sorry to." She told him stifley.
    The she-cat turned sharply as Crystalstar walked in. "Um..." She said, painfully aware that her arguing with Coalpaw would've been loud enough for her leader to hear it.

    "Sorry, Crystalstar," Coalpaw said. "But there's a pr - a loner outside the camp." He didn't want to give the leader an excuse to take pity on the intruder, oh no!

    Crystalstar narrowed her eyes sharply at Coalpaw, clearly the young apprentice was foolishly trying to withhold a tidbit of information from her. Frowning, the leader ignored that fact and gave a swift nod of her head. "Alright, take me there."