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    ERIDAN AMPORA !

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    ohhhh
    i love steven universe!
    but i never get the tv remote so i can't watch it /le cri

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    shoosh
    calm down anna
    /paps


    we'll find you some more paper
    it's okay

    tbh id be open to p much any of the quadrants in the future? but like, im asexual and demiromantic and genderfluid so basically idk
    plus i wouldnt even know how to bring that up, like
    'hey im polyamorous and i was wondering if youd want to be moirails with me? oh you havent read homestuck then uhm,,,,,,,,, best friends but romantic and basically you go to each other to help each other out and talk about things??? and like, theres a huge amount of trust involved idk im just gonna leave :0'


    idk i just wish quadrants were a universally accepted thing

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    i'm gonna move to america, give anna her paper, run for president and make that a reality

    /cries because I can't find the episode
    Guys
    su is lyfe



    /cries again because no new upd8s


    I am so done with twitter
    I have an spn calling me a demon and salting my bones
    it's just
    no
    I am not a demon
    I am troll
    get over it



    Oh gog yes quadrants
    explaining quadrants to a non homestuck
    it's just
    even explaining them to a newstuck


    personal shit if you don't wanna read it


    /hands Anna paper
    Merica buds lmao
    Sconsin is so fucked up
    like idek anymore
    whatever you do
    just
    please don't vote for Scott walker or Hilary Clinton
    just please
    don't

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    lmao same
    like
    i'm that one person who will flirt with anyone
    i'm pretty much a mixture of cronus and eridan
    like
    i once asked a teacher to marry me
    bc i got dared to
    it was quite funny actually

    pfft i'm that way too
    once i get comfortable around you (I'm usually antisocial around people i just meet oops) you will fucking notice what a weirdo and a flirt i am like
    if my friends dare me to go up to someone random and just throw out a pickup line i will legit do it
    one time me and my friends were at the mall walking around
    this huge group of guys was following us around and trying to talk to us
    so we were like
    guys we need a plan
    and when they came over to us the next time
    i was like,
    sorry but i have a girlfriend
    and i was holding my friend's hand
    then they left an we started laughing so hard
    it's still an inside joke to this day

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    omg
    anna you're so badass
    that is amazing


    //there was this one time in the mall when i just walked up to random people and told them that i know their secret

    I have no experience with romance it hurts.
    When I think about what would happen if I ever go on a date.
    I'd probably be awkward and constantly be indecisive.
    Like, we would have to be friends or something beforehand.


    I constantly wish quadrants were a thing.
    I want to be a troll.
    Just please?
    Human concept of romance is overly complicated.
    And who cares about labeling sexuality.
    If you like someone, good for you.
    You want more than one?
    Go right ahead, I won't stop you.
    Like. For real.


    *strained goat noises*

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    guys
    is it weird that whenever my face is really close to someone elses
    sometimes i get a sudden, overwhelming urge to kiss them?
    or i'll just be thinking
    "oh man i wonder what would happen if i kissed than person"
    or
    "i could kiss you right now. i could kiss the fuck out of you and make everyone cringe"

    XD one time I was at a sleepover and got dared to stand outside my house and come up to whoever passes, shouting "CONGRATULATIONS! LET'S CELEBRATE!" , and when they ask what, to be like "oh you don't know? ok bye." and turn away XD
    I think I made one grandma have a better day.

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    LIKE
    I'M SO UNIQUE FML[/size]