I don't know what to put as a title. But, this is a Chat Thread.

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    ♥dove-chan♥

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    dove-chan


    A small pulse goes through my heart as I stand alone on the stage. I slowly walk up to to the mricophone perfectly propped into place. I say, "Hello everybody, welcome to this Chat thread. This is just one silly little post among hundreds, possibly thousands, of others. But I happened to be bored, so I of course decided to talk to other members of the forum. My name is dove-chan. But you are free to call me dove. Nothing else than dove or dove-chan. Here, you can be silly, serious, or just anything basically. But not gross. There is just about three small rules you have to follow. One. You just be nice, which will be no problem. Two. This sort of a roleplay, but mainly a chat thread. So I expect you to roleplay as yourself! Three. Have fun, I suppose. Hehe, thank you for listening." I jump off the stage, taking a seat within the empty room. I patiently waited for others to join me.


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    ♥dove-chan♥

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    well hullo hullo ;)


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    I walked over slugging down rootbeer. A removed the bottle from my lips with a refreshed sigh as I squealed, "Hey-hi-ho-hae! This is an awesome chat thread!!" Then, she hyperly splashed rootbeer on her face, did an unrealistic summer-salt onto a random couch as she realized how weird this was. Weee. "If you ask, yes, this is because I watch too much Markiplier."


    / wow this isn't like my real-life self at all
    more like me ... in my head lol

    [fancypost borderwidth=0px][font=georgia][color=#000000]I ride in on a carriage pulled by platypi, but it's too slow, so I get out and walk to a chair, and sit. This is my online self, seeing as my real life self would be super shy and stuff. "Whaddup?! Panypan here, and I brought kittens!" I proceed to shower my neighbors with scented kittens of many coats and flavors, because I'm magic like that online. ^^

    I grab a bacon-flavored cat, stare at it, tempted to eat the little sucker, but decide that I'll stick with my cannibalistic approach of eating my people: potatoes. I order a McDonald's cat to steal me some free McDonald's french fries and I eat a whole bunch ravenously. Seeing panypan, I ate the french fries (with the cardboard container) and yelled through a stuffed mouth, "i cLAIM THIS FLOOR AS MINE RAWR" before aiming to throw a random sandwich at her face. Because I could.

    [fancypost borderwidth=0px][font=georgia][color=#000000]I blink as the sandwich hits my face, a fake frowns face is shown as the sandwich falls in my lap. I go back to my normal face as I pick up the sandwich. It has pickles... Ew! Picking up the sandwich, I throw it back at Wolfy, because that's the thing to do when you are involved in a sandwich fight. "Wolfy, Imma call you Wolfy. Hope that's okay." I smile, stroking a green, mint flavored cat. His name was Wugglez.

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    "Markiplier you say? Well then, timber me shivers." I did an eyebrow wiggle as a pink mustache POOFed onto my upper lip. My mustache wiggled with pinky pink glee. I steal a kitten from Panny. A nice, pink fluffy kitten. "YISSS, PRECIOUS." I eat the kitten. It was yummy.


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    [fancypost borderwidth=0px][font=georgia][color=#000000]"I watch Markimoo too occasionally!" I say, stroking Wugglez ferociously.

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    "Oohoohoo!" I exclaimed as the very spawn of satan, furbies appeared. I take another kitten and eat it. Yes. I grab a lot of furbies and kill them with an Ariana Grande Sword.


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    "cALLING ME WOLFY IS ILLEGAL IN 129 CONTINENTS. That's why it's allowed here!" I punch the sandwich in the face and send it home crying to its sammich mommy because fight is life. I snapped my fingers and did some jazz hands as a random red mustache appeared on my face. "Markiplites shall take over the world. Join us Panypan. JOIN US."


    / xD i died this is hilarious

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    "Join us." I wiggle my eyebrows once again. My mustache once again wiggles in pink joy. "Say Red, wanna hear the most outrageous thing to ever exist?


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    "Me shipping Spongebob with slime princess? ... DOn't you dare say it's uncanon." She put a finger on her cheek and traced it down to her chin ... though she felt more like a he right now so that was a thing - better not to mention it aloud. "Oh wait, that wasn't it probably. Whoops." Then I ate more french fries while my roleplayer realized she had accidentally switched tenses but who cares bc french fries!

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    "That would be outrageous, but not as outrageous as what I'm about to say.." I pulled a potato from my armpit. "Red, say red, what if, just what if, there was a guy who wouldn't stop flipping people off? He would flip off everyone and everything he saw? Including fire hydrants and toilets? But then one day, just one magical day, he died in a mustache explosion? And everything of his body would be found except for his middle fingers? So he could no longer flip people off again and the world would be at peace." I told Red.


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    "Hm ... That person would probably be me or my long lost twin." I grinned, though, calmed down a bit and raised a brow at the weird trick. "... Wut. Wut is this sorcery. Wut even."

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    I pulled a farting magical kawaii desu potato from my armpit. "Red, meet Princess Farting Magical Kawaii Desu Potato." The princess farted it in greeting. I put the farting princess on Red's nose. "FEEL THE TORTURE OF THE STINK."


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    [fancypost borderwidth=0px][font=georgia][color=#000000]//I know! This stuff is hysterical x,D


    I look from Dove to Wolfy, thinking about their offer. "I will join you!!" I stood up, throwing a fist in the air, flinging Wugglez off my lap as I stood.
    Then, I thought about the flipper guy. That would be a crazy dude. "I have ever flipped people the bird... Or fire hydrants." I eyed the potato Dove-chan pulled out of her armpit. "We could make French fries put of that."

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    ♥dove-chan♥

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    I popped the kitty into my mouth and ate it. My face became derpy. "Cograts welcome to the Markipite army. Here is your magical rainbow stache." I gave the stache to Panny. "It will grant you three magical wishes of your desire, but use them wisely. Yes, we could also make French fries."


    (I honestly can't stop laughing. xD)


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    [fancypost borderwidth=0px][font=georgia][color=#000000]//Man, this is SO random. It's the best!!


    I proceeded to equip the mustache to my inventory, eyes turning to sparkles and cat poop. "I. Haves. Powah." That's when I started to do a little dance that made it rain donuts.

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    I proceeded to join Panny in the dancing, doing spongebob noodly arm dancing. My legs went all noodly too. I put a me gusta mask on my face when my God, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, flew into the scene and joined on in. "Hello my noodly lord," I greeted him.


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