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SHAL I SING A FUCK FOR YOU !! private
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"And what are you doing C@CKSUCKER!?" The gaylord had been there for the past fourty minutes or so. He was homeless ever since he lost his job in paris, and was evicted from his home, so the strawberry blond was happy no one had told him to get lost yet. Maybe he could get away with sleeping over. Hovering over the taller guy, his feminine voice echoed in the room. He was blatantly reading the others texts. "I think she's F#CKING ignoring you." Since the other guy didn't seem to notice, he was happy to spell it out for Red.
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Red looked up from his Iphone,not really surprised to find LT in his house. Not at all. "PHHHTTTT," he scoffed. "She's probably just texting,Stacy,or something..."
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"Send her a picture of your COCK, they never turn those down~!" He giggled lightly. Still watching carefully.
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"Yea,yeah," he smiled, "Girls dig pornstars,right? "
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"Well..." The Gaylord trailed off. "I dunno about girls like Pink. I think she just likes mm...normal guys." He shrugged in the gayest manner ever. "But, I think you could try." He had quelled his swearing for those few sentences. Since he damn well could.
"Maybe you could post it on a porno website. Get some followers!" Tourettes brushed back his messy strawberry blond hair, green eyes locked on the screen.
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"Good idea," he said,a smile present on his face as he raised his eyes from his still silent phone.
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"Speedo...?" He nodded. "I think Blue has some." He paused, wondering where the Blue figure was. "Lets FUCKING do it!"
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"HELL YEAHHHHHHH." he laughed,getting up and causing his phone to fly off of his lap. "Shit." he said,relived to find it hadn't cracked. "I'll call him."
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The Gaylord nodded, smiling. "Great! I'll get a thong." The short perverted guy skipped out of the room, going to the closet. Pink left her stuff here sometimes, right?
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"SH!T!" The feminine strawberry blond cried, spazzing. Pulling it out, he tossed it at Red. "I'll get the F#CKING website pulled up!"
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"Hurry up," he said,started to question what he was doing. The red-head remembered getting himself into something like this in highschool. It...didn't end well. Fuck it,he was wayyy hotter now anyway. With that he turned and ran into the bathroom,gritting his teeth.
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He opened up the website, wondering why the hell Red still talked to his mom. LT's mom totally disowned him. "C'mon you B!TCH, your mom's coming!" He went onto the forum, closing all the stupid adds.
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He walked out,squeezing his fists. He was ready to twerk.
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He noticed Broseph was following Red on Pornymen.ca, but didn't state that fact. Looking up at his determined understudy, LT felt a chuckle bubble up. Pulling up the webcam, he signaled for Red to start.
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"Holy * you assholes," Blue was standing at the doorway. He was frying some eggs for breakfast before he saw Lord Tourettes run by with Pinks thong. Pinks thong. "What the hell Red!?" He didn't even know if it was Reds idea, he just assumed the worst of his friend.\\Nova brought me here!
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The Gaylord dropped the cam. "Oh, we're so F#CKED!"
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"BLUUEE,holy shit,man,loosten up," he sighed,rolling his eyes. Blue was suuuchhh a dick in the ass. Or however that saying went. "How the hell do you think I would look if I got caught buying thongs in the lady shop?"
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"Fu*king hell Red, just...just don't wear a *ing thong to begin wi-" He cut himself off, grumbling under his breath, deciding the argument was already futile. It would just go over Red's head. "What are you even doing? And don't touch Pinks sh!t..."he was blushing lightly at the fu#king dumb as hell conversation.