I got there first! (wanderers, open)

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    A small, longish furred black she-cat with golden eyes came to a scuttling stop. "Yes! I beat them!" Zaps said triumphantly as she caught her breath. "But now I have to wait..." She said, sitting on the forest floor as she waited for the rest of the Wanderers. The impatient cat's tail twitched in annoyance. "Dang, they can't be that slow..."

    "And you can't be an idiot," Revo mumbled, emerging from the bushes. "Now, all we need are some Clan cats to freak."


    Choklit followed the flame-pelted cat solemnly. He only traveled with the Wanderers because he had nowhere else to go. There were probably plenty of other flame colored she-cats out there who didn't hate him. Revo wasn't anything special.

    Noelm limped up after Choklit. "Sorry, my shoulder's still a bit sore," she chirped, rolling the stiff apendage. "So... anybody seen any Clanners to freak?"

    "Nope! But we'll probably see some soon!" Zaps said enthusiastically. She looked around the forest, and waited. And waited.
    "Okay, I'm bored."


    ooc: Short attention span! ^-^

    "EXactly!" Zaps shouted maybe a bit too loudly. She grinnned sheepishly as she heard all the birds and prey in the nearby area scuttle off, startled by her outburst.

    "Maybe we should, like, yell or something," Revo suggested. "Nah, bad idea."


    "No really," Choklit muttered, rolling his eyes.


    ooc: muse poofed

    ooc: gah! all my tc charries are busy....
    ic: Noelm sat, waiting. "You'd think someone would have noticed four loners on their territory by now..." she meowed, glancing around. "Maybe all the foliage is concealing us?"

    "Maybe they're all idiots!" Revo declared.


    Choklit snorted. "It takes one to know one."


    Revo instantly turned on him. "Watch your mouth, buster! I'm the one in charge here!"


    "You need to watch yours!" Choklit snapped back.


    Revo narrowed her eyes, raised one paw, and swiped at Choklit. He dodged her swiftly, snarling. The two cats began circling each other, hissing furiously.

    ooc: the happy room of death ::) obviously


    ic: "You think you're so smart!" Revo yelled, glaring at Choklit.


    "Well, so do you!" Choklit retorted.


    "Go die in a hole and see if I care!" Revo was quickly tiring of constantly bickering with him.


    "That would be less interesting than killing me yourself!"


    "You're such an idiot to encourage me." Revo smiled sadistically, edging closer to Choklit.

    ooc: no clue
    ic: "Me neither," Nolem snarled, stepping in bewteen the two cats. "ENOUGH![/" she yowled, her eyes blazing. "I'm sick and tired of you two always fighting! We aren't here to fight with eachother, we're here to freak out some Clan cats, so both of you just chill."

    "Don't you wish he'd go die in a hole, Nolem?" Revo asked, flicking her tail toward Choklit. "He'd fit in very well."


    Choklit did his best to ignore Revo's smirk, and to refrain from mauling her. "Maybe we should go somewhere else," he suggested. "This place is boring."

    Nolem was still fuming. "No Revo, I don't wish he'd die in a hole. I don't really want anyone to die, which is why I'm breaking up this fight now," she meowed, her voice a bit calmer, though it still was firm and authoritative. She turned to Choklit. "Perhaps. No one seems to have noticed us."

    "Let's go find a hole!" Revo exclaimed, unable to stop thinking about Choklit's demise.


    "Um...how 'bout the ki-" Choklit stopped himself before he said kittypet homes. No matter how much he wanted to see her, he couldn't let the others, especially the flame-pelted one, know.


    "What did you say, Stalkerman?" Revo asked skeptically.


    Choklit didn't answer her. "There's always another Clan," he said. "One less boring than Thunderclan."


    "Like StalkerClan," Revo muttered under her breath.

    Cloverfang ran from the main camp into the Deep Forest, having scented loners. Cloverfang unsheathed his claws when he saw the group. He snarled and said, "Rogue scum? Deciding to take a little walk on my clans grounds? Maybe I should yake you to my camp and show you to our leader. We'll see what happens then!" Of course, he was just improvising. He was waiting for an answer from this group, to see if they were harmless or not.

    Nolem suddenly broke out into a grin. "Guys, I don't think our little trip was worthless after all," she whispered, before stepping back to let Revo talk. She'd probably be the best at freaking the Clan cat out. "How exactly would you take all four of us back to your camp?" she asked, just to get things started.
    ooc: just to let you know, these guys are a little over a year old each, and they're sorta just out and about, haing some fun, trying to freak out clan cats by walking on their lan

    "With violins!" Revo shouted obnoxiously, using the new Twoleg word Nolem had taught her. "Oh, hi Random Clan Cat Number 543,875,126!!! We are the Wanderers and we come in peace...sort of! Yeah, sort of! I'm Revo and I'm sort of the leader and so's Nolem. And that's Stalkerman, our resident idiot, and that's Zaps, our other resident idiot!"


    "And that's Revo, our resident megalomaniac," Choklit said dryly. "AND MY NAME'S NOT STALKERMAN!!!" he yelled at Revo. Revo ignored him and waited for the response of Random Clan Cat Number Something-Or-Other.

    "Hi!" Zaps said to the clan cat, ignoring Revo's insult. Her stomach growled as she hadn't eaten in atleast three hours. "I'm hungry! Actually, my name's not Hungry, it's Zaps! We're the Happy Wanderers!" she added, re-introducing the group of loners in her... unique way. Her eyes shone with friendliness and innocence.