that moment [ open, age malfunction ] when life says fuck you

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    [hr]    		 [fancypost bgcolor=transparent; border: 0px solid transparent; height: 320px; width: 300px; font-family: times new roman; color: lightblue; overflow: auto; text-align: justify;]that night had been relatively normal. he'd gone for a run, socialised a little and gone to sleep. during the night though, some almighty force or whatever had decided to have a bit of a laugh. how you might ask? well, lets put it this way: jan undertook the most youthful treatment possible without realising it and ended up being a cute little ball of fur of the age of four months old. when he woke up in the morning and looked into the mirror, feeling like he'd shrunk overnight, and gave a yell (coincidentally coming out as a high pitched yip). janny was now a little wolf cub and he wasn't happy in the slightest.
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    (c)#Vani #januaryromance

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    Yes! She could relive the days of tucking her son into bed, reading him bedtime stories, giving him 'The Talk' and teaching him what was right and what was wrong. Score one for Breakdance! "my baby!" the athletically framed canid cooed, running over to the fluffy wolf pup in the attempt to pick him up and cradle him. so cute, so innocent.
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    [hr]    		 [fancypost bgcolor=transparent; border: 0px solid transparent; height: 320px; width: 300px; font-family: times new roman; color: lightblue; overflow: auto; text-align: justify;]well, january was pretty much screwed wasn't he? the lord felt himself being lifted from the ground and...cradled? fuck. it was like being a little kid all over again apart from this time with the mentality of a two and a half year old. mum-oh gods..i'm not a baby! the pup argued, although his appearance currently disproved his point completely. well then, it seemed like break was insistent on reliving his childhood again.
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    "the storms are raging on the rolling sea."[/fancypost]


    (c)#Vani #januaryromance

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    [/fancypost][fancypost bgcolor=Grey; width: 365px; height:; border: 0px;][fancypost bgcolor=white; width: 325px; height:; border: 0px; font-family: fangsong; color: black;]Oh, this was too fucking hilarious. Bruce would pad over, a smirk on his maw. "Ah, but you are. An adorable one, too."[/fancypost][/fancypost][fancypost bgcolor=Grey; width: 365px; height:; font-family: cursive; font-size: 15pt; border: 0px; color:black;]They're written in the walls...[/fancypost]

    [fancypost borderwidth=0px; width: 450px; line-height: 13px; text-align: justify; font-size: 12px; font-family: verdana;]his ears drooped a little, eyes narrowed from the shadows. the ebony wolf pup watched from the gloom as the commotion unfurled around this lord's apparent age alteration. cuteness? to him, wolf pups were ... wolf pups. he was one, yet he slunk around ignored. he imagined thousands of wolf pups did. their cuteness was only present if they were certain people. also, this one was fluffy and white. he was skinny and black. no, he did not speak ' innocence '. his eyes were admittedly huge and round, but slit like this, they conveyed only bitterness. this was not typically adorable, not here.


    his skinny limbs were entangled in a ragged black blanket he'd retrieved to keep his thin body warm, but he kicked that blanket away and stood, circling round to the corner nearest to the events. though he said nothing, he glared, hopefully unseen with the expression of envy on his face.
    [color=transparent] #phantomsbwalker

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    [fancypost bgcolor=; width: 450px; height:; font-family: Valdimir Script; color: skyblue; font-size: 11pt; border: 0px;] Valery hobbled over, her nose twitching slightly. "What's going on?" She whispered, taking her place next to Bruce when her eyes filled with horror at the thought of Breakdance beating someone.

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    Nara Shikamaru

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    [fancypost bgcolor=transparent; bordercolor=transparent; borderwidth=; width: 485px; height: 150px; overflow: auto;][justify][glow=silver,2,300]Shik came to stand silently beside the others, a nonexistent brow raised in slight interest. What if January never returned to his normal age? It would be a drag for him if Breakdance decided to baby him until he reached adulthood again.


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    [/fancypost][fancypost bgcolor=Grey; width: 365px; height:; border: 0px;][fancypost bgcolor=white; width: 325px; height:; border: 0px; font-family: fangsong; color: black;]Bruce laughed as he placed his tail on Valery's shoulder. "January's a baby again."[/fancypost][/fancypost][fancypost bgcolor=Grey; width: 365px; height:; font-family: cursive; font-size: 15pt; border: 0px; color:black;]They're written in the walls...[/fancypost]

    [fancypost bgcolor=; width: 450px; height:; font-family: Valdimir Script; color: skyblue; font-size: 11pt; border: 0px;] "You mean... I set you up with a child? I don't know if I should be disgusted with myself or-or get him a plushie." Valery burst out laughing, falling onto Bruce. maybe she was still a bit wasted from the previous evening.

    [fancypost bgcolor=; width: 350px; height: 400px; border: 8px groove grey; background: url(http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs7…_denismayerjr-d60g640.jpg);][/fancypost][fancypost bgcolor=Grey; width: 365px; height:; font-family: cursive; font-size: 15pt; border: 0px; color:black;] Fairy Tales are not found...
    [/fancypost][fancypost bgcolor=Grey; width: 365px; height:; border: 0px;][fancypost bgcolor=white; width: 325px; height:; border: 0px; font-family: fangsong; color: black;]"I'm sure this is only temporary." Bruce mused.[/fancypost][/fancypost][fancypost bgcolor=Grey; width: 365px; height:; font-family: cursive; font-size: 15pt; border: 0px; color:black;]They're written in the walls...[/fancypost]

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    [fancypost bgcolor=; width: 450px; height:; font-family: Valdimir Script; color: skyblue; font-size: 11pt; border: 0px;] Her laughter came to an aburpt stop, her ear flattening as she took a step back with her tail slightly tucked. Oh good Lord I'm dead.