I felt bored here's another:
Me: Does youz likez meh signatureh?
Random person: No
Me: Waaaaah!
Random person: God! What is wrong with you?! *slaps me*
Me: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! That hurt even more!
Random person: *sigh*
You: Why is she crying?
Random person: I said I didn't like her signature.
You: God! What is wrong with you?! *slaps Random person*
Random person: *cries*
*you and me high five*




