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"Try it, and I'll send a whole platoon of ducks after you," the tabby countered, her lips forming a wide smile. "It'd be like water fowl wars."
#virginiatic
[fancypost bgcolor=; border: 0px; width: 400px; line-height: 40%][justify][size=10px]He shivered at the thought of ducks. "It'd be like torture," he corrected her with a frown, rolling his hazel eyes with a slight smile. "Ducks and swans are gross. Yeesh."
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"You know what's even worse? Geese," Virginia began. "They shit everywhere and don't even have the decency to pick it up. And they taste awful."
#virginiatic
[fancypost bgcolor=; border: 0px; width: 400px; line-height: 40%][justify][size=10px]"Eeeew, geese.." he groaned, screwing his face up in disgust. "Ducks are worse, though. Ducks taste even worse than geese. Not that I've ever eaten one - they scare the shit out of me."
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As Ashton spoke, Virginia developed a question. "So if I had a stuffed animal that was shaped like a duck, how would that make you feel?"
#virginiatic
[fancypost bgcolor=; border: 0px; width: 400px; line-height: 40%][justify][size=10px]"It'd make me feel uncomfortable," the male said quietly.
/musedead whoops
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"Oh. What if it was a penguin instead?"
//ur not alone
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[fancypost bgcolor=; border: 0px; width: 400px; line-height: 40%][justify][size=10px]"I'd cuddle it, and then rub it in Luke's face - he loves penguins." A grin graced his striped maw as he thought of the canine's reaction.
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Virginia, taking in all that information. She hadn't seen Luke around much, but he seemed nice. "What's an animal that you do like?"
#virginiatic
[fancypost bgcolor=; border: 0px; width: 400px; line-height: 40%][justify][size=10px]"Turtles. I've been bugging Michael for a band turtle. He just calls me a weirdo," he sniggered, grinning like a douche. "I'm getting a band turtle anyway, and if anyone asks, it was Calum."
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"Turtles, wow," Virginia said, noting this. From Ashton, she honestly thought he'd say unicorns or some other non-exsistant animal, but he didn't. "Poor Calum. Do you guys just blame him for everything?"
#virginiatic
[fancypost bgcolor=; border: 0px; width: 400px; line-height: 40%][justify][size=10px]"Nah, we usually blame Mikey," he said, smiling. "What's your favourite animal?"
[i googled what ash's fave animal was
and it said he wanted a 5sos turtle so]
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//a 5sos turtle would be fabulous
"Horses," Virginia decided. She found the large creatures hella majestic.
//low muse
#virginiatic
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"Horses are cool. They're very tall, though. Taller than us Australians anyway, and that's saying a lot," he joked with a smirk.
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"Speaking of that, what's in the water you Australians drink?" The femme asked. "You're all huge!"
#virginiatic
[fancypost bgcolor=; border: 0px; width: 400px; line-height: 40%][justify][size=10px]"It's natural, I swear," Ashton giggled, grinning.
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"Well maybe I should move to Australia!" Virginia said, obviously joking.
#virginiatic
[fancypost bgcolor=; border: 0px; width: 400px; line-height: 40%][justify][size=10px]"Australia is, like, ages away. So probably not a wise idea," he said, poking her idly.
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"Hm." Virginia sat and thoughts about that for a moment. "Wait, then how'd you get there?"
#virginiatic
[fancypost bgcolor=; border: 0px; width: 400px; line-height: 40%][justify][size=10px]"Accidentally slept on a boat for too long," he explained with a frown.