Ask Herobrine's Sister, Heroine!

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So many questions
Only some I will ask
Each from the five Harry Potter books

Book 1
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Why did Dumbledore leave Harry with his relatives when Dumbledore fully knew that they would abuse him from years to come? In one part of the book Hermoine uses a spell that freezes Neville up. It's a cool spell but make sure to never use it again, particulary on the bad guys. In the end of the book Dumbledore awards fifty points to Gryffindor because of his amazing ability at chess but no points because of his bravery and self-sacrafice. What the fuck? Somehow the Sorcerers Stone ends up in Harry's pocket. Dumbledore tells Harry that the stone only appears to one who wants the stone but does not want to use it. I mean, that's cute and everything but it still doesn't explain how the fuck the stone got in his pocket.

Book 2
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Why did Lucuis Malfoy bring Dobby on his angry trip to Dumbledore then try to use the killing curse on Harry right outside of Dumbledore's office? And when he used the Floo Network he mispronounced Diagon Alley. Wouldn't you have to be like, American to mispronounce this? And it is quite convinent he ends up in a store where he can over hear the Malfoys being evil. Why would Dumbledore hire Lockheart as a teacher? Dumbledore is one of the best wizards in the world but can't tell that Lockheart is a dumbass? And if you were Lockheart and you had woman throwing themselves at you, why would take a low paying job as a teacher?

Book 3
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The time turner thing created a big hole in the books. If they actually used the time turner for a second time they could have done everything to avoid Peter Pettigrew from escaping. They could have gone and get a rat trap or Hermoines cat and the invisiblity cloak then used the time turner and manage to play those things out. Instead they say, "Fuck it." and let the man deticated to bring Voldemort back to life escape. And if they didn't use the time turner a second time everything would have been fine and the worst that could have happened was that Buckbeack died. Who gives a fuck about Buckbeak? Hagrid does but give him a week and he'll find another animal to drool over. Like in the next book. With the fucking dragons.

Book 4
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When they are in the destroyed field of the qudditch(?) camping place and everything is destoryed, Hermoine points out that the scary firework in the sky is the dark mark of Voldemort and not the whole burning down of the villiage place. Then the Triwizard rules force Harry to play in the games but . . . who enforces the rules? What will happen if you break them? Then during the second challenge Harry decides to bring both Cho and Ron up but he gets extra points for cheating. What the hell?

Book 5
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When we get to the part where there are tons of crystal balls in this dark locked up library that no one is allowed in, Lucius clearly states that "The prophecies can only be retrieved about whom they are made." Then the whole giant dark locked up room where no one is allowed in with coutnless crystal balls is absolutley worthless. Who makes these prophecies? Who are they for? How accurate are they? This takes a whole page out of the prophcies handbook.

I have lots and lots and lots and lots of other questions xD
The rest of my Harry Potter questions were locked up inside me
Only some I pointed out

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