
theme song: imax - the stupid, the proud
i. clorox
male, five years, no current alliance, no current rank "i do envy the ignorance of the
masses--unfortunate bunch, really. knowledge is power. "
ii. mirrors
clorox is a tall, lithe cat. he gives off the appearance of being larger than he actually
is--mostly due to his dense, long-haired pelt. he is most similar in build to a maine
coon, although his ancestry is unknown. his ears have also been nicked, or "tagged"
by a feral cat trap and release organization.
clorox's coloring isn't particularly unique. he is a white and black furred cat, with an
array of "blotches" on his face and body. his facial features are slightly set back, his
ears large, and his facial structure triangular. -his eyes are a piercing yellowish-jade.
clorox is also ever-so-slightly feminine in appearance.
iii. what personality?
if one could describe clorox's personality in two words, they would be "pretentious"
and "bland." he is a self-proclaimed intellectual, with large vocabulary and an even
larger ego. clorox is stringent, logical, and refined--almost to the point of insanity.
he would never admit it, but he is a narcissist with the capacity to only love himself.
other cats don't interest him beyond usefulness--as mere pawns if need be.
however, he is not particularly aggressive. clorox has no moral boundaries, but he
will not strike out without his own self-determined reason. he is very independent-
minded and antisocial, and tends to avoid subordinate roles. if forced into stressful
situations, he will often resort to crutch-type behaviors he has developed, such as
counting or acting out certain situations. rarely will he loose his temper, but when he
does, it's a mortifying, seething rage.
iv. other information
✔ likes: experimental "treatments," intellectual discussion, leadership positions
✘ dislikes: commitment, the intellectually "inferior"/emotional, clingy behavior
strengths: medicine, smooth-talking, quick thinker, rational
weaknesses: low emotional iq, poor fighter, overly arrogant
v. passage of time
born as the lone surviving son of a house-cat gone stray, clorox was spoiled rotten as
a kitten. he had a very fortunate up-bringing by his semi-feral mother. his inflated sense
of entitlement was only encouraged by his aging mother, who looked after him well-after
any normal adult cat should have left home. he stayed with her throughout his early adult
-hood, until she contracted with a particularly aggressive illness one winter.
he knew at her old age, she wouldn't make it through the difficult season. her weakness
repulsed him, drove him mad--watching her suffer infuriated him. shortly after, she "died
a humane death," according to clorox, remorseless and un-grieving. ever since, he has
developed a deep interest in herbs, medicines, and the inner workings of other felines--
it's even rumored he's gone as far as to consume his "test subjects".
At the age of four, he was captured, vaccinated, and re-released by a feral cat organization.
However, this had a minor effect on his life.