Stormclan chat thread

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Oh god no......... and i suck at D&D i am great at this magic the gathering pokemon and digimon......... GOD I HAVE NO LIFE!!!!!!!

Ok dude you have not seen my skyrim halo Transformers FOC or assassins creed 1 you see me play you realise truly hom much life i do NOT have, halo i literaly am assasinating the whole oposing team. Skyrim, my nordspell sword is dressed in mages robes and white boots that give him magica regeneration and boost his magica, he is accompanyed by a legendary smithed honed aincent nordic sword that is chaos element enchanted and drains 50hp 50stamina and 50magica per hit he alsois acompanyed buy maxed restoration alteration and distruction magics, he has all the best perks from them all and has full mastery in all three elements yet his fire is most used and there are so many explosions in fights that he gets into that even michal bay would say its to many explosions.
My kajit assassin/ vampire lord, he can ether magicaly or powerfuly physicaly destroy an entire town or assassinate all the people in the relms aside from the unkillable quest givers
My orkish heavy warrior can take on the whole of whiterun city and come out ontop laughing and drun.
My transformers FOC i be grimlock and the game is literaly over because my grimlock is compleatly unkillable.
Assasins creed 1 all i do is hiddenblade and throw knives, i literaly dont need the other weapons, aside from my fists in t
interigation missions i have not used my sword in two weeks, and my knife has never left its sheath in that time.
Trust me I HAVE NO FREAKING LIFE AT ALL, I HAVE NO FRIENDS NO PEOPLE I HANG OUT WITH I PLAY POKEMON SKYRIM HALO ASSASINS CREED ONE TRANSFORMERS FOC MAGIC THE GATHERING WITH MY BROTHER SPEND MOST OF TIMEAND A WITH MY SNAKE AND STILL ONLY WIEGH 117 POUNDS AND I AM SIXTEEN I HAVE NO LIFE AT ALL TRUST ME DUDE
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I have beat all the three combat Dlc and have all the hearthfire houses fully built and everything all of my charactirs are at least lvl 67 i know that, my ork only has dragon bone equipment, the dragon bone war hammer "you must have the dawnguard dlc for dragonbone weps" a full legendart dmithed dragon bone suit, all enchanted with boost hp and stamina regen by 80% on the chest pice and he has a gold diamond necklace enchanted with boost hp and stamina by 100 and increase hp and stamina regen by 100% helm and gloves give 50 stamina and hp eatch and boots increase fire shock and frost fresistance by 80%, this is all on my xbox as well, my orc is about lvl 74.

My mage has black mage robes enchanted to boost magica regen by 100% it reduces destruction spell and alteration spell cost by 10%( its not at all necisary for him considering he has a daly power that makes it so that for 30 seconds my spells cost no magica) boots that increas his shock and fire resistance by50% wich means that fire and frost attacks only do half damage) and he has a bone hawk amulet that gives 100 magica and boosts magica regen by 100% he also on tge side carrys morokys mask, wich gives 100% magica regen for IF he ever runs out of magica.
My assasin has all stealth perks and lockpicking/pick pocket/ speech perks and he assasinates ainchent-legendary dragons, frostgiants, mamothsor what ever you wip his way, he assasiniates his way through maps unless i choose to assume vampire lord mode and just murder every one in that case though no stealth just kill.

All my charactors have max smithing and max perks that aid there styles orc:enchanting heavy armor two handed. Nord: wnchanting destruction alteration, also maxed out one handed damage. Assasin: well i told you his asside from smithing andone handed

Don't really understand much of this skyrim talk, only watched Venturian play it for a little bit. XD

dude, my orc has not died, ever, even after i first started the game, the orc is a broken race

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