Ellen jumped onto the Elated Seat of Yowling and, well, yowled. "Let Kneph, Ladycalm, Shattereddreams, Shimmerwing and Nightfrost gather beneath the th-- er, Elated Seat of Yowling!" With that, the SunClan deputy leapt off the th-- no, Elated Seat of Yowling. Great name for the place where the Clan leader, deputy or random warrior who got it into his head that he was the leader to make announcements.
We're a Peaceful Party....Heheh...
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Ladycalm sniffed the air cautiously and padded over to the Elated Seat of Yowling. "um...Hiya best buddy Ellen! What ever could you need ME, the ever loving and gentle medicine cat that would NEVER forget to bring you your mouse, for?!"
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Ellen's tail lashed from side to side. "Well, let me tell you something, oh dearest best buddy forever Ladycalm." The SunClan deputy meowed in her 'dangerous-ish' purr which signified total mass trouble to whoever the purr was directed at. "YOU STILL OWE ME A MOUSE!" The brown-and-black she-cat's claws were unsheathed, scr.aping at the ground. Ellen was practically, but not quite, hyperventilating.
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Ladycalm shoot back in fear of Ellen. But tried to talk as fast as she could as she padded backwards away from the Elated Seat of Yowling and the terrifing deputy upon it. "You called me here to tell me that?! I'm A MEDICINE CAT! I have lives to save and poppy seeds to eat! I got you your mouse awhile ago! I just couldn't find you to give it to!...So I ate it! If you want me to get you one I'll start on that now o leaf of power destoryer!"
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"You ate my mouse..." Ellen murmured quietly. Her brown eyes narrowed as the fur along her spine began to bristle.
"YOU ATE MY MOUSE!" She screeched, suddenly fluffing up so that she looked almost twice her normal size. "YOU COULDN'T FIND ME SO YOU ATE MY MOUSE?!?" The SunClan deputy sprang off the Elated Seat of Yowling, her claws scr.aping the ground.
Cue the sinister music.
"As much as I'd like yo-- er, you to get me a mouse, oh bestest buddy Ladycalm, we have work to do." Ellen meowed. They will settle this later. Hopefully.
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Ladycalm fell back in fear. She knew she should've stayed hidden and not come out towards Ellen today but NO she just had to see what this gathering thing was about. Now she might pay with her life for her foolish error. "um...How 'bout I get you something better than a mouse?!...Like tuna?! Then you can forget this whole matter right?!"
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"Tuna is a definite no-no." Ellen purred, her brown eyes glinting in a decidedly unpleasant manner. She didn't want Elliefang pouncing on her because she was licking tuna. And anyway, the SunClan deputy had never seen the lovable-ness in a can of tuna. As far as she was concerned, while it tasted better than scrawny rat meat, mouse was better by far.
"And no. Forgive and forget does not apply to me." Ellen yawned widely, showing off sharp fangs.
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"I'm here!" Kneph sang cheerfully. His sister watched jealously from behind a bush. Kneph always got to go on missions, and one-eyed Bastet was always left behind with Cleo. It was unfair!
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Nightfrost strolled over to the gathered group of cats. "What's going on here?" he meowed, peering around at the other cats. "With all this noise, you'd think we're planning a raid or something!"
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Ladycalm stiffen in fear. "Help me kneph...Cleo...Bastet...Nightfrost...anyone...Ellen is going to kill me...."
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"No, not yet, oh dearest buddy Ladycalm." Ellen meowed, with a malicious gleam in her eyes. She turned to address the rest of the gathered cats.
"All of you lucky chosen ones!" Ellen announced, in her best official voice. The black-and-brown deputy tried not to smirk. Ladycalm was a long, long way from lucky. "We're going to go as a diplomatic party to SnowClan, and seek an audience with whoever's in charge! Last time a checked, it was Snowstar, but things change! So yeah!"
She stalked forward, the tip of her tail brushing the medicine cat's shoulder. "If Shimmerwing and Shattereddreams don't show up, we'll leave without them!" Ellen growled, smirking at Ladycalm.
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Nightfrost nodded. "What would be the circumstances? Why do we need such a large party to go to SnowClan for?" He tilted his head in confusion. "Aren't they peaceful cats? It's not like they could do any damage to us anyway." Nightfrost figured it would be best if he stopped talking. He just shook his head and remained quiet, listening to what else the others had to say.
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Ladycalm ran behind Nightfrost and stared at Ellen in fear. "Ellen is going to take us out there and sacrifice me to SnowClan I bet! Shes mad with deputy power!"
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Nightfrost tilted his head in confusion. "I highly doubt that Ellen is going to sacrifice you," he meowed with a smile. "Isn't that right, Ellen?"
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"...No she'll have some SnowClan cat do it! That why she can tell Elliefang she had nothing to with my my demise! SHES GOING TO KILL ME!!!!!" Ladycalm howled in agony. Why didn't anyone ever believe her when she told them of Ellens obvious plans? Maybe if she stayed off the poppy seeds...but maybe death by Ellen was better than keeping off the lovely and helpful seeds...
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Nightfrost shook his head hopelessly. "No, I don't think ShadowClan would touch you. They are too proud to get their claws dirty on SunClan kittypets." He tilted his head, a crooked smile streaked across his face.
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"Thank you, Nightfrost!" Ellen meowed, with a malicious glower at the cowering Ladycalm. "I'm oh-so glad to know that our medicine cat is in such control of her senses." She smirked, the tip of her tail twitching as she returned her attention to Nightfrost.
"Anyways, we need a large party of fit cats to show that an alliance with SunClan will be profitable! Even if the forest fools do not see it, SunClan is the most powerful Clan in the forest! SnowClan's smarter than most, but they may still need some persuading! Which is why we need our most active and strong warriors to come along, as well as a skilled medicine cat!"
The smirk was back.
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"I see," he meowed. "Well that sounds good to me. Although a few of the cats you called for aren't present. I'm sure I could go find Shattereddreams if you'd like me to. But I'm sure she'll show up eventually." Nightfrost did his best to hide his excitement of visiting SnowClan. He might actually get to see his sister again! His paws twitched with eagerness, he was all ready to go.
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Kneph purred. How he loved doing work! He was that type of person who was happiest working(if he were human he'd be filing paperwork right now!). Part of it, however, was his dedication and love of his clan. "Why?" He asked curiously. "What are we going to persuade them to do?"
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"Help us overthrow dear old Starnight who had Silencesong murder Tunapaw, of course!" Ellen's tone was cheerful, but the way her fur was bristling along her spine and the way her unsheathed claws were raking the ground indicated that she was anything but.
"I honestly don't care if Shattereddreams doesn't come. We've got two fine warriors here already, and me. Oh and dearest Ladycalm, of course." Ellen let out a hoarse purring chuckle, claws digging into the ground. "Anyway, Shattereddreams can be...unpredictable. Perhaps it's best if she doesn't come, after all..."
Ellen shrugged. "Any objections from you, Ladycalm?" The black-and-brown deputy waited for about the time it took for one to blink. "No? Then off we go!"