A man by the name of Oscar Yockletocan walks the streets of Mattel. Scaring kids, one boy deiced to walk to him. He was never seen again. A another boy dare face him, but he run home with wet underpants. One day a girl named Sylvia Lynnpeck deiced face the man in black. Sylvia took a trash bag, a hammer, a frying pan, and a knife. She finally saw the guy. He gadded Sylvia by the neck. "I'm just 12 let me go."She said. He stood here Sylvia got out the frying pan and hit his face. It wasn't any good. He walked with Sylvia. Sylvia got the trash bag and put it over his head. He took it off without a problem. Sylvia got the hammer, but she drop it. Oscar took her to his evil lair. Sylvia took out the knife and try to cut he, but it wasn't any good. Then Sylvia made a ran from it. She ran faster than a dragon. Sylvia made it home locking all the doors, and waited for her Mom to get home from work to tell her the news.
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