Friend Opinions?! {Ocean's Edition}

Darkeh~ (aka Badass Thompson) Ah, woman, I remember meeting you a long, long time ago. You're that one person who scared me at first. xD I thought you were going to laugh at my noobish demeanor (because when we met I was at like, what, 200 posts? Haha) but you stayed there with me, and we became close friends over time. I can't say you haven't made me cry in frustration and scream into the couch pillows, but oh well. You make up for that one way or another.

Rose~ Ugh, my bebe, ily much more than any other plant on the face of the Earth. You know why? Because you are adorable, and I want you to stay here on the beach. Rocean ftw yeaaa. I just can't even begin to describe your beauty, y'know? Is it natural the way your face is composed? Idk, but bebe I like it. c:

Dark~ BRO. Your kawaii rivals Rose tbh. I don't even care if you think you look like a hobgoblin with your braces, you are my friend, and that means I DON'T CARE ABOUT THEM BRACES. You're the first friend I got here, the one who has stuck with me for this entire time, and that, Sir, is an accomplishment in itself. I will never forget when it was just you, me, Dusk, and the whole wide world out there... gg, you have made me eternally happy just by being here.

Dusk~ Ugh, another one of my oldest friends (well technically second) who I never get to see anymore. Even though there is a minimal chance that you will ever see this, darling, I still put you here because ily. I hope I can see you again someday, dear Duskflame, and when we meet again we shall sit by the water with a case of cider and talk until the sunset disappears. Until then, you have my love wherever you may be. ♥

Tris~ I met you at the same time I did Darkeh, and boy, was I a lucky little shit! xD You're my laughing, yaoi-writing/reading, Pewds-obsessed woman who I just can't let go of no matter how stubbornly fangirly you may get. I don't see you 'round this site much, not since you got banned, but I still come swing by on DA and poke around your writings (btw, they're beautifully BxB), and I don't think I'll cease to do so anytime soon. How you get your yaois to work is a mystery to me.

Sweet~ The Boop Candyman herself! You kinda stole Darkeh from me, but, no matter; I'm grateful you don't bludgeon me with a stick every time I approach her. You are also a rather old acquaintance of mine, I met you a few months (three, four?) after Darkeh and Tris, and I found you again at a fancypost shop after a while of not hearing from you. I now see you regularly, Miss Sweetie, and I enjoy your company thoroughly... that is, when you're not being overprotective of your bae.

Freckles~ (aka Fadi) You are a relatively new person, but no matter, I like you. xD You're the second Canadian I've met here, and you're just a lucky little face mark for not having school while I do. Ah, but I can't say that I hate you yet; you haven't tried to steal my bae Rose. If you do I'll shove you in a barrel, roll you down the Hill of Glass, and toss you into Darkeh's closet of Satanists.

Ignorance~ Doppelganger! You made it on the list! (of course) For those of you who don't know, Ignorance (should I call you Iggy?) is my good friend I met at the same time as Darkeh and Tris, who bears an uncanny resemblance to me. Except she dyed her hair black. And her eyes are brown. But other than that, it's scary. o_o Haha, I shouldn't be all scared like that; after all, she is the one who started my obsession with Three Days Grace...

Rae~ (aka JP, don't ask) THIS WOMAN Y'ALL. My friend the TWD fan, you have successfully intrigued me with your love for this show. So much that I may start watching it. No matter; you constantly make me wonder if you are mentally ill or if you are just that in love with TWD, and I'm cool with that, bruh. I can't remember when I met you, but I am certainly glad I have, because I like talking to you for some reason I can't quite put my finger on... love ya. :3

Reaper~ (aka QoBS) You, Your Highness, Queen of Bullshit, are another newer friend, but I never pass down an opportunity to make friends with royalty! I have been royally dubbed Sir Merlet Assington IV by Her Majesty QoBS, and I shall protect thy Queen as her Sir Merlet until the day I fall in battle. When will I ever die like wtf