Pinky toe! How do you use it? *rips your million dollar bill*
ask Shadowflight
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Ivywhisper: I don't know what a dollar does?
Random twoleg comes up.
Random twoleg: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! That cat just ripped a hundred dollar bill! -
It's a million dollar bill.
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Ooc: sorry.
Random twoleg: wait! It's a MILLION dollar bill!! And that cat ripped it!! AAAAAAAAAA!
Ivywhisper: twolegs must love their dollars! -
I know. It's just a piece of paper.
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The twoleg runs around, going CRAZY!
Ivywhisper: wow, they RRREEEAAALLLYY like their dollars! -
They're freaking out over a piece of paper.
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Do you get this?
You said, that you said, you said, you said, you said, that you said you said, you said, you said? -
What? You know. I like ripping these dollar things. *rips more million dollar bills*
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Twoleg: NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
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Oooh. What is this? *picks up wallet*
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Twoleg: I'm calling animal control!
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What is this? *picks up cell phone*
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Animal control: get this cat. It's destroying Million dollor bills! WAIT! How did you get this mony?
Twoleg: I err... The twoleg runs away, Animal control get him, and take him to jail.
Animal control: GOOD CAT! You saved the day! -
Is this the criminal's thingy? *holds up cell phone*
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Animal control: aww, she's giving us the criminals phone. Do you want t go come with us kitty? *reaches out to Shadowflight*
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Shadowflight claws the person's hand.
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Animal control: okay okay. *they run away. They don't know if she has rabies.* (I know bad right?)
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Don't touch me filthy twoleg. *starts to take apart phone*
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Ivywhisper: Let me say one thing, TWOLEGS ARE WEIRD MOUSE BRAINS!!!!