Tribe of Military Hobos

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    /salutes

    GREETINGS, MEN (not real men, just military talk xP) BEFORE YOU ARE ACCEPTED INTO THE TRIBE OF MILITARY HOBOS, YOU MUST LEARN THE CAPITALS OF THIS GREAT COUNTRY.
    (Hopefully they're all correct! Good luck!)
    Alabama - Montgomery
    Alaska - Juneau
    Arizona - Phoenix
    Arkansas - Little Rock
    California - Sacramento
    Colorado - Denver
    Connecticut - Hartford
    Delaware - Dover
    Florida - Tallahassee
    Georgia - Atlanta
    Hawaii - Honolulu
    Idaho - Boise
    Illinois - Springfield
    Indiana - Indianapolis
    Iowa - Des Moines
    Kansas - Topeka
    Kentucky - Frankfort
    Louisiana - Baton Rouge
    Maine - Augusta
    Maryland - Annapolis
    Massachusetts - Boston
    Michigan - Lansing
    Minnesota - St. Paul
    Mississippi - Jackson
    Missouri - Jefferson City
    Montana - Helena
    Nebraska - Lincoln
    Nevada - Carson City
    New Hampshire - Concord
    New Jersey - Trenton
    New Mexico - Santa Fe
    New York - Albany
    North Carolina - Raleigh
    North Dakota - Bismarck
    Ohio - Columbus
    Oklahoma - Oklahoma City
    Oregon - Salem
    Pennsylvania - Harrisburg
    Rhode Island - Providence
    South Carolina - Columbia
    South Dakota - Pierre
    Tennessee - Nashville
    Texas - Austin
    Utah - Salt Lake City
    Vermont - Montpelier
    Virginia - Richmond
    Washington - Olympia
    West Virginia - Charleston
    Wisconsin - Madison
    Wyoming - Cheyenne

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    //salutes
    AI-I CAPTAIN!!

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    Test is tomorrow, by the way. :>

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    ATTENTION. -paces back and forth- Now, you're all probably wondering where we are going. Well, ill tell ya. We're going to Candy Mountain in search of a duck that has been known to ask for grape products in song.
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    //salutes
    YES M'AM YES!

    -stops in front of Chief Medic Hobo, turns towards her and squints at her- The proper term is "Sir", soldier. -stops squinting- But ma'am'll work fine, just as well. -continues pacing-

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    YES SIR YES -salutes once more as the sarge continued to pace-

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    EXCELLENT. ONWARRDDD MARCH! The sergeant waits as her soldiers march out of their "base".
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    //MARCHES OUT OF BASE PROUSLY

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    I AM NOT A MEDIC, I AM LUTIENT MEDIC BECAUSE I CCCANAAAAA

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    YAAAAAA, SALUTES