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    [fancypost bgcolor=transparent; border: 0px; font-size: 8pt; width: 400px;] #fernando

    Kind of like a daily/weekly news for the day that Fernando hosts. Cough, cough, what the fuck news on Shane Dawson's channel.


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    The video recorder beeped on with ease as Fernando touched the large button on the side. "WELCOME TO WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON WITH WINDCLAN! Wait, or was it 'What The Hell is Going on in Windclan'? Whatever, but welcome! I'm Fernando, that fucking weirdo you're watching and I'll be spreading the news for the week or the day. Maybe I'll even share some pretty sad stuff too, but I'll keep to the higher and happy subjects! Let's begin."

    "Today we have some unfortunate deaths. Lilyfern, Hazelpaw, and Sunsetsong had unfortunate deaths today but two of those were body deaths, so I don't think that counts... BUT OTHERWISE THAT'S PRETTY BAD. We don't need death personally, but that's God's choice. Not mine, plus if we didn't have death we'd be pretty much all be happy and not suicidal. Well, I'm getting off topic."


    "On joining news, we have four new members, or at least that I know of. They're names are Newfoundpaw, Sweaterweather, Teddy, Nettlekit, and Whitekit! Welcome to Windclan fellows!"


    "Some might say Windclan has traitors, but I won't say they're that personally. More like leavers.... so today we had a member leave. Castor to be specific, but I didn't mind it too much personally."


    "Anyways, that's all I got for today! Cya!"


    With that, the camera button was pushed and the video ended.

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    HOVER FOR 13 POWERS & [abbr=Snow Leopard, Domestic, Basenji Dog, Zebracorn, Steller's Sea Eagle, Spider Monkey, Leopard Seal, Ocelot, Hedgehog]BODIES[/abbr] [/fancypost][fancypost borderwidth=0px; width: 315px; height: auto; margin-top: -15px;][hr][align=left][sub][color=white]omg track if that's cool
    fernando's so cute mk


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    ( "speaking" ) ( thoughts / dreams ) ( roleplaying )


    this is awesome xD
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    [fancypost borderwidth=0px; height: auto; width: 455px; text-align: justify;]Track sorry for scaring you btw <33


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    [fancypost bgcolor=transparent; border: 0px; font-size: 8pt; width: 400px;] #fernando
    what


    The video clicked on.
    "GOD FUCKING DAMMIT, JOE. WHERE THE HELL IS MY COFFEE!? YOU SON OF A- wait we're recording already? Okay well, hello everyone. I'm Fernando and today I'll be your suuuuuper swaggy boyfriend! I mean... I can be dating all genders. Anything and all things are good for me. Anyways, back on topic. Today I'm your host on, 'What The Hell is Going on in Windclan'!"


    "Today's quite boring, so I might fill in with some ally news on the radar but otherwise it'd be quite interesting to find out with our own clan first! Such as we have a throw back thread going on, and I'm apparently a very sexy child. The topic includes where your character is a cub, and it's quite fun! My child days were nice, rather then apprenticeship. DAMN YOU VOLDEMORT."


    "In other news... an Insignian showed up. What could happen in this very thread of ours? We might find out later...."


    "Now lets skip to our power news! Reynapaw had recently acquired a very special power, that I have no idea what it is. Let's skip this then... NEXT!"


    "Blissfulchaos and Sweetpaw recently joined, also to include that Sweetpaw is a returning member, so welcome to Windclan both of you. Nice to see new faces around here, or old ones.... and whatever the fuck I want to look at!"


    "Well, uhm. It appears the one year, five months female bodyguard, named Paintedfaces, has gained a sickness. Hmmm.... what could it be? It's technically a pregnancy, but I'm not sure if I would call it a sickness."




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    "OH MY FUCKING GOD. JOE, YOU PUT A FUCKING FISH IN MY COFFEE," Fernando screamed angrily before turning to the camera again. "Uh- hello. I'm Fernando... and you already know what te fuck I'm doing."


    "We have joiners, woohoo. Elanden, Misakipaw, Absolutekit, Stormheart, Akassa, and Theo. Welcome to the clan!"


    "In other news.... Butterflykit has gone mute. Lets hope for a recovery and see if she gets better. It would be appreciated, though we can deal with a mute clanmate. Some people need to shut up! Nah, I'm kidding."


    "Partyplanners are now merged with honorguards, and generals are now head bodyguards. Well that's good for those ranks and now we don't need to have an abundance of ranks all together anyways."

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    tracking so fuckin hard what


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    TRACKING and my cat just died, lizardlegs was killed by a rogue who is gonna go after the rest of the family, if you want to put that in your news

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    track.

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    [fancypost bgcolor=transparent; border: 0px; font-size: 8pt; width: 400px;] #fernando
    "Still Fernando. Hello everyone, this is the 'What the fuck, why is Fernando lazy' version. Woo, go crazy. I mean, does this make it better?" He slipped on purple glasses with star lens and a silver fedora. "I'LL BE YOUR FABULOUS BITCH TODAY. I'LL TAKE AWAY YOUR GIRL AND SWOOP IN LIKE HAWK. Anyways..."


    "Leopaw died- wait no. He didn't. WHAT THE HELL, A DEER DIED IN THAT THREAD. HE DIDN'T DIE. WHO THE FUCK MADE UP THESE SCAMS." With that, the lion picked up his coffee mug in his jaws and threw it against a tree with anger, making the white pieces of glass shatter all around.


    "God dammit... Anyways, the Bloodclan warrior exchange started. So welcome fellow allies to our clan and we hope you take good care of our clanmates."


    "Marseilleskit got a beautiful new white cat body, kind of the same as everyone else in my opinion. All the girls just want a white cat body, no idea why though. Maybe it's a girl thing!"


    "Cerulean, a former honorguard, is leaving Windclan. Safe travels buddy!"


    "Four new joiners today, that's great to hear. Elanden, Mary, Charles, and Monaxiá. Welcome!"