Ivywhisper(thats me) Padme, Nightfire, and Flameblaze chat thread. Funny alert

Hi, welcome to my funny chat thread. I got the idea from Ask the Cats by Nutpelt

Ivywhisper/Me: Do you like cookies?
Padme: yes
Nightfire: no thats twoleg food
Flameblaze: agreed
Ivywhisper: YOU DON'T LIKE COOKIES?!?!
Padme: if they don't like cookies thats fine
Ivywhisper: YOU DON'T LIKE COOKIES!?!
Nightfire: so, we are cats, not twolegs
Flameblaze: yah whats the big deal?
Ivywhisper: You don't like COOKIES
Padme: umm Ivywhisper, are you okay?
Ivywhisper: THEY DON'T LIKE COOKIES
Yoda: CRAZY she IS!

Ivywhisper: Flameblaze can you dance?
Flameblaze tries to dance but lands clumsily. Nightfire helps him up.
Padme: Why did you want him to dance?
Ivywhisper: I'm letting go of my inner crazy
Padme: O--kay
Yoda: CRAZY!!! SHE!!! IS!!!
Nightfire: you made a foll out of Flameblaze.
Flameblaze: ya think. I'm not happy about that
Ivywhisper: sorry.

Flamebaze: Ivywhisper, I want YOU to dance
Ivywhisper dances, she makes a few mistakes, but is better than Fameblaze.
Flameblaze: What? I.. you.. Forget it
Nightfire: well your definitely letting go of your inner crazy
Yoda: say that again yu can
Padme: this is weird

Ivywhisper: Is your favorite color purple?
Padme: no, I like white and blue
Nightfire: I like blue and black and flame color
Flameblaze: I like flame color and blue
Yoda: Wrong with green what is?
Ivywhisper: GREEN :) :) PURPLE :)
Padme: O--kay
Yoda: GREEEEENN!!!
Ivywhisper: PURRRRPLE!!!!
Yoda: GREEEEENN!!!
Ivywhisper: PURRRRPLE!!!!!!
Padme: You can stop now
Yoda: GREEEEEEEN!!!!!!!!!
Ivywhisper: [size=36pt]PURRRRRRPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/size]
Flameblaze: I'm surrounded by crazy people, and cats.
Nightfire: agreed
Padme: Agreed

Ivywhisper: Do you still like Anakin, Padme?
Padme: Yes! I mean yes
Anakin walks to the cats and people. Padme blushes
Ivywhisper: well that answers my question
Obi-One: Anakin! It's time to settle things once and for all
Anakin: Obi-One! My old master. We meet again.
Obi-One raises his light saber, so does Anakin. But at the last minute...
Obi-One: ahh Anakin, I missed the good you
Anakin: Me two
Padme: O--kay

Nightfire: can I talk to Jayfeather?
Ivywhisper: yep
Jayfeather: what do you want?
Nightfire: Do you still like Half Moon?
Jayfeather: YES! YES! YES!
Padme: O--kay

This is an interview with the warriors from the books.

Ivywhisper: Ashfur you are MEAN!!!
Ivypool, you are AWSOME!!!!
Firestar, do you like cookies?

Ashfur: HEY!!! I'm not mean.
Hollyleaf: yes you ARE!!
Jayfeather: Yup
Ivypool: thanks
Firestar: no thats twoleg food
Graystripe: Firestar don't like COOKIES!?
Firestar: no!
Brightheart: Firestar doesn't like COOKIEZ!???
Ivywhisper: FIRESTAR DOESN'T LIKE COOKIES
Ashfur: Firestar doesn't like pizza!
Dustpelt: Firestar doesn't like PIZZA
Firestar: I'm surrounded by CRAZYZ!
Jayfeather: yup

Mapleshade can yu dance?
Firestar do you like cake?
GO JAYFEATHER!!!!

Mapleshade dances. She's okay
Tigerstar: Mapleshade, are you evil or not?
Mapleshade: yes
Tigerstar: then STOP dancing
Firestar: Tigerstar! You party pooper.
Jayfeather: yup
Firestar: no, I don't like cake.
Ivywhisper: YOU DON'T LIKE CAKE???
Ivypool: Firestar doesn't like CAKE :(
Millie: Firestar doesn't like CANDY!
Ivywhisper: FIRESTAR DOESN'T LIKE CANDY???
Firestar: that's it, I quit!
Graystripe: party pooper
Jayfeather: yup and yes I am awesome

p.s
feel free to make your own funny chats.

Oh. Sorry I'll change it

I'm really sorry Nutpelt. Really really sorry

Ivywhisper: if you could have any two powers what would it be?
Flameblaze: to be super strong, and control fire.
Nightfire: I would want to be able to turn invisible, and to read feeligs
Flameblaze: awkward
Padme: O--kay. Anyway I would like to... I don't know
Ivywhisper: I would like to control water, and to either read minds, or turn invisible
Nigtfire: why did you say awkward Flameblaze?
Flameblaze: no reason
Ivywhisper: I sense your feelings. Yu like Nightfire.
Flameblaze: no. Well I like her, but I don't like like her.
Ivywhisper: ahh I was hoping I was right
Padme: o--kay

Ivywhisper: I have to tell Yoda something
Yoda: what?
Ivywhisper: [size=36pt]PURRRRRPLE!![/size]
Padme: not this AGAIN
Yoda: [size=36pt]GREEEEEN!![/size]
Ivywhisper: PURRRRPLE ;)
Yoda: GREEN!! GREEN!!! GREEEEEEEEEEEEEN!!!
Ivywhisper: PURPLE!!? PURPLE!! PURRRRRRRRPLE!!!!! Greens good, but purple is better
Pame: I thought you were supposed to be wise, Yoda?
Yoda: wise I am, green is wise!

I keep laughing

Ivywhisper: Do you like slurppys?
Padme: what are those?
Ivywhisper: You don't know what slurppys are?! they come in a few flavors. I like cherry, pinua caluda, and banana.
Padme: o--kay
Flameblaze: again with the twoleg food
Ivywhisper: CRAZY
Padme: o--kay
Nightfire: yep, your CRAZY!!
Ivywhisper: this is the crazy side of me.
Yoda comes up
Yoda: unfinished business we have.
Padme: NOT AGAIN.
Yoda: GREEEEEEEEEENN!!
Ivywhisper: PURRRRRRRRRPPLE
Flameblaze: I'm going
Nightfire: me two
Padme: me three

Ivywhisper: Do you like pizza?
Nightfire: NNOOOOOOOOO!
Padme: O--kay
Flameblaze: again with the food for twolegs, are you a cat or not?
Ivywhisper: says in a mysterious voice. I'm both
Nightfire: what?
Padme: o--kay
Yoda: Greeeeeen!! Wise GREEN IS!!
Ivywhisper: Wise PURPLE IS!!!
Padme: O--kay
Flameblaze: FLAME COLOR!!
Nightfire: ay yi yi.
Padme: I'm leaving.
Nightfire: BLUE!!
Padme leaves, but says
Padme: WHITE!!!

You can make one with your own made up cats